Football Well, at least someone wants to be a Bronco.

**Rain Man** · 11-01-2018, 07:25 PM

Our local news profiled this guy, who's in jail at the moment.

https://www.firstsportsreports.com/dantesirfoster

https://medium.com/@AskAshleyK/dante...p-d68cedcb7837

Apparently he's a 49 year old guy who's been seeding sites with fake references to himself as a pro football player, and he's been going around Denver claiming that he's on the Broncos. They interviewed some woman who said that he approached her at a gas station and tried to put the moves on her, then told her to google him to confirm that he's really a player.

https://kdvr.com/2018/11/01/woman-de...roncos-player/

This raises so many questions, but foremost in my mind is:

1. He's 49 years old. That's an ambitious lie.
2. Is he cellmates with Chad Kelly?
3. He's doing this in Denver. People here tend to know who plays for the Broncos. I mean, come on. Pretend that you're on our soccer team or our lacrosse team or something.

Flying High D · 11-01-2018, 07:28 PM

Sure it’s not Elway?

Reerun_KC · 11-01-2018, 07:36 PM

I want Von Miller a Chief.

Houston for Miller.

Randallflagg · 11-01-2018, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flying High D

Sure it’s not Elway?

That’s what I initially thought.....Elway on a bender.....

Pitt Gorilla · 11-01-2018, 08:56 PM

Sounds like chad Kelly.

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Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3318491 VARSITY	Well, at least someone wants to be a Bronco. Our local news profiled this guy, who's in jail at the moment. https://www.firstsportsreports.com/dantesirfoster https://medium.com/@AskAshleyK/dante...p-d68cedcb7837 Apparently he's a 49 year old guy who's been seeding sites with fake references to himself as a pro football player, and he's been going around Denver claiming that he's on the Broncos. They interviewed some woman who said that he approached her at a gas station and tried to put the moves on her, then told her to google him to confirm that he's really a player. https://kdvr.com/2018/11/01/woman-de...roncos-player/ This raises so many questions, but foremost in my mind is: 1. He's 49 years old. That's an ambitious lie. 2. Is he cellmates with Chad Kelly? 3. He's doing this in Denver. People here tend to know who plays for the Broncos. I mean, come on. Pretend that you're on our soccer team or our lacrosse team or something.
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Pitt Gorilla Banned! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201 Casino cash: $2950194	Sounds like chad Kelly. __________________ Your son is a bench warmer because of your weak genetics not because of the coach Norlin Mommsen is disgusting.
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