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Old 09-18-2013, 10:48 PM   #1
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If it's good enough for Lipizzaner stallions, it's good enough for kids.
so we left the bar one night a bit lit, ( common in 80's Nebraska)
some asshole was leaning on my dad;''s truck , he loved that truck maroon &8 GMC short bed,

he went to our drinkin buddies truck got a cattle pod and zapped the truck

swear that dipshit jumped 3 feet straight out into the road


it was amusing
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Old 09-18-2013, 06:59 PM   #2
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Old 09-18-2013, 07:02 PM   #3
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Old 09-18-2013, 07:15 PM   #5
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Old 09-18-2013, 07:31 PM   #6
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Old 09-18-2013, 08:22 PM   #10
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Kids are alright once they get to about 5 and become somewhat self sufficient. My wife and I did not enjoy the baby and toddler stage.

Watching that many in that age spread requires enlisting the help of the older ones for the younger ones. Also, it's best to take them to do something (even if it's just a walk in the woods or neighborhood), not sit around the house. Nothing worse than a house full of bored kids.
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Old 09-18-2013, 08:42 PM   #11
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Kids are alright once they get to about 5 and become somewhat self sufficient. My wife and I did not enjoy the baby and toddler stage.

Watching that many in that age spread requires enlisting the help of the older ones for the younger ones. Also, it's best to take them to do something (even if it's just a walk in the woods or neighborhood), not sit around the house. Nothing worse than a house full of bored kids.
My kids never ever ever say they are bored.

Ever.
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Old 09-18-2013, 08:49 PM   #12
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My kids never ever ever say they are bored.

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Hah. I tell mine that shit all the time when they're bugging me to do something with them. I'm like, "When I was your age, I tried to sneak my ass out of the house before my parents noticed me sitting around doing nothing and put me to work. I wasn't trying to ask my parents to entertain me, I was trying to AVOID THEM AT ALL COST lest I spend the day weeding the flower beds, mowing, scrubbing toilets, etc..."
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Old 09-18-2013, 09:02 PM   #13
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Hah. I tell mine that shit all the time when they're bugging me to do something with them. I'm like, "When I was your age, I tried to sneak my ass out of the house before my parents noticed me sitting around doing nothing and put me to work. I wasn't trying to ask my parents to entertain me, I was trying to AVOID THEM AT ALL COST lest I spend the day weeding the flower beds, mowing, scrubbing toilets, etc..."
and then do you put them to work?

Otter, that was just plain mean of your siblings to leave you alone with their kids, knowing that you were in over your head before you began. But I bet the kids will be telling "when Uncle Otter watched us" stories for a long time.
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Old 09-18-2013, 09:30 PM   #14
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and then do you put them to work?

Otter, that was just plain mean of your siblings to leave you alone with their kids, knowing that you were in over your head before you began. But I bet the kids will be telling "when Uncle Otter watched us" stories for a long time.
No shit! The last time I watched kids was my buddy who has the Animas River in his back yard. Little prick was fine for about 20 minutes until I stopped paying attention then wound up floating down the river on an inter tube.

Chased him about a 1/2 mile downstream. You guys take care of the kids, I'm not good at it.

But thank you for allowing me to vent. Oy!
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Hah. I tell mine that shit all the time when they're bugging me to do something with them. I'm like, "When I was your age, I tried to sneak my ass out of the house before my parents noticed me sitting around doing nothing and put me to work. I wasn't trying to ask my parents to entertain me, I was trying to AVOID THEM AT ALL COST lest I spend the day weeding the flower beds, mowing, scrubbing toilets, etc..."
I told em it was a curse word and they've never said it again.
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