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Old 01-08-2007, 01:06 PM  
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Dear armchair GMs...

As an offseason service to all you armchair GMs I would like to provide you a list of players who have no trade value. Hopefully, this will eliminate the embarrassing glut of “trade Gwes for 6 first round picks” type threads and we can concentrate on realistic scenarios.

Players who have no trade value:

Bell- has become the invisible man
Bober- who?
Bragg- who?
Brown- I’m not even sure why we ever wanted him
Edwards- nobody wanted him before and nobody wants him now
Fox- who?
Gammon- older than Redrum’s mother
Gardner- unable to help us and we are desperate
Green- 37 years old and now reeruned
Griffin- who?
Grigsby- cool rookie diaries don’t make you marketable
Hall- return man who runs in reverse.
Hannon- who?
Hicks- one lucky year, 40 years of suck
Kennison- like 50 years old and still can’t catch
Kershaw- who?
Knight- old and slow
Maxey- who?
Niswanger- who?
Parker- can’t get open and can’t catch
Printers- who?
Reed- nobody wanted him before and nobody wants him now
Ross- who?
Sapp- who?
Shields- too old
Sims- like the tin man he has no heart
Stallings- who?
Terry- who?
Tynes- so says KCChiefsman88
Webb- who?
Welbourne- not so good without the steroids
Wesley- a safety who won’t hit?
Wiegman- too small
Williams- who?


Please also be aware that Carl, Herm, Gunther and Solari will all be here next year.

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Old 01-08-2007, 01:08 PM   #2
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Are you saying that you think Tynes has trade value? Maybe we could get a deli platter for him.
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My GM list has no trades, well one wishful thinking one:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156291
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:10 PM   #4
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i think key fox has some trade value only because he's young. I could also see a team like san diego going after kennison for a 7th or 6th rounder. other than that i agree
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:10 PM   #5
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Yes, Tynes has trade value... not alot, but some.
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Yes, Tynes has trade value... not alot, but some.
The only trade for a kicker I can remember in the NFL was the Chiefs trading for Pete Stoyonavich.

Besides who would trade for a kicker who can't make a 23 yard FG in a dome and whose kickoffs struggle to reach the 10 yard line
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:16 PM   #8
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i think key fox has some trade value only because he's young. I could also see a team like san diego going after kennison for a 7th or 6th rounder. other than that i agree
On top of the fact that Kennison just turned 186 years old and can't catch please consider the fact that the Chiefs just gave him a raise. If we cut him (not likely) maybe someone would pick him up but nobody is going to trade for that.
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:19 PM   #9
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The only trade for a kicker I can remember in the NFL was the Chiefs trading for Pete Stoyonavich.

Besides who would trade for a kicker who can't make a 23 yard FG in a dome and whose kickoffs struggle to reach the 10 yard line
Fine, I don't care. I'll add him to the list.
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Wasn't there some European soccer player that got traded for a side of beef? Our guys aren't worth even one Big Mac.
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