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**gblowfish** · 01-15-2013, 05:13 PM

Two Boffo Stories:

Story One: Man arrested for giving wicked wedgies, or snuggies, or melvyns, or whatever you call pulling the underwear over a nerd's head.

Story Two: Fifty Year Old School Teacher Gets Tanked on Cheap Wine, wrecks her van, offers to blow the cop if he lets her go.

Florida, I love you. You're just so fun!

Story #1:
Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far.

Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports.

The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges.

On his Youtube channel, Ross has uploaded video footage of him performing a variety of pranks -- from doing handstands over people to trying out pick-up lines -- but the latest in his compilation is by far one of his most hands-on public displays.

According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Ross challenged the male victim following the wedgie, "asking if he wanted to hit him."

The Mantee County Sheriff's Office arrested Ross and detained him overnight. He was released on $750 bail, records show, and his court date is set for Feb. 14.

Though Ross' wedgie spree was meant in jest, this is not the first time someone has been arrested for doling out the uncomfortable underwear gag. In 2006, an Albany, N.Y., teacher was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly giving a 10-year-old student a wedgie during summer school.

http://www.manateesheriff.com/Public...px?ID=10125392

Story #2:
'A' for effort?
Middle school math teacher Mary Maloney allegedly offered oral sex to a police officer after being nabbed for a hit-and-run in Palm Beach County, Fla.

Maloney, 53, was arrested Sunday after she crashed her van into a pickup truck around 8:35 p.m., then took off, according to an arrest report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. A witness to the crash tracked Maloney's car to a parking spot and then called police.

The arresting officer said he found an empty gallon jug of wine behind Maloney's driver's seat and "immediately smelled the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her person," according to WPTV. The report states that her eyes were glassy, bloodshot, and partially closed.
The officer that drove Maloney to the police station noted that she asked him "How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don't you understand I am a school teacher?"

She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts.

Maloney was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant.

scho63 · 06-19-2018, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

Not sure if this is the place for this but it did happen in Florida. XXXTenacion was killed in Deerfield Beach. He’s a young rapper who has had some trouble with the law after beating his pregnant gf I believe. Some people are saying he took a few rounds to the genital area. I don’t personally know any of his music, but figured I’d put it here!

Looks like Barack's son if he had a son.

Another rapper was killed yesterday too but in Pittsburgh!

Rapper Jimmy Wopo Shot Dead in Pittsburgh Drive-By

Must be those awful white nationalists cops again!

Al Bundy · 06-19-2018, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by scho63

Looks like Barack's son if he had a son.

Another rapper was killed yesterday too but in Pittsburgh!

Rapper Jimmy Wopo Shot Dead in Pittsburgh Drive-By

Must be those awful white nationalists cops again!

Keep your DC crap in DC.

tooge · 06-19-2018, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by eDave

I got you (apparently, he was a real piece of shit): http://thesource.com/2018/06/18/xxxt...south-florida/ video of him lying in the car, dead.

2:40 PM PT — Broward Co. Sheriff’s Dept. says XXXTentacion has been pronounced dead.
2:14 PM PT — Witnesses told cops a Louis Vuitton bag was taken from XXX’s vehicle.
1:57 PM PT — Additional dispatch audio has revealed XXX was transported as a “Level 1” trauma patient … dispatchers described him as comatose.
1:48 PM PT — According to dispatch audio — the incident was a possible drive-by — dispatchers named several possible getaway vehicles including a black Dodge Journey, Chevy Tahoe and a Jeep Grand Cherokee.

The Broward Co. Fire Dept. tells us XXX has been rushed to a hospital. Witnesses say they heard multiple shots fired. His condition is unknown at this point.

The 20-year-old rapper was shopping for motorcycles in Miami and, as he was leaving the motorcycle dealer, a gunman ran up to his vehicle and shot him.

XXX was in his share of feuds … but as far as we know there were no ominous fights between him and anyone else.

He’s had serious legal trouble … he’s awaiting trial for domestic violence against his pregnant girlfriend. He’s facing more than a dozen felony charges. Prosecutors accused him of witness tampering.”

Also: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/commen..._in_miami_and/

One less piece of shit in this world

tooge · 06-19-2018, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by KChiefs1

A planet made of drugs? That's cool. Is it like all types of drugs? Is the entire planet just one drug?

Holladay · 06-19-2018, 11:07 AM

What is the name of the alligator? Spike?

Flying High D · 06-19-2018, 11:36 AM

^ Jesus

displacedinMN · 08-10-2018, 06:14 AM

TAMPA, Fla. — A political argument on Facebook led to a 44-year-old Florida man driving to the home of a stranger he'd been arguing with and shooting him.

Now Brian Sebring faces felony charges of aggravated battery and carrying a concealed gun. Sebring tells the Tampa Bay Times he "just snapped and let primal rage take over" on Monday.

Sebring says he was responding to a felon who wanted to share his political opinions even though he'd lost the right to vote. He says Alex Stephens took the fight to private messenger, where it escalated.

Police say Stephens was shot in the thigh and buttocks and was treated at a hospital. Sebring spotted a police officer on his way home and turned himself in.

Sebring says he's ruined his life "all because of some keyboard gangsters."

SuperBowl4 · 08-10-2018, 06:26 AM

Albert Wilson took a knee for the National Anthem last night in Miami

scho63 · 08-10-2018, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by SuperBowl4

Albert Wilson took a knee for the National Anthem last night in Miami

Maybe he should try that in Chicago.

GloryDayz · 08-10-2018, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by scho63

Maybe he should try that in Chicago.

With as big a target that fat mother****er is, he'd be hard for any gang member to miss, even drunk.

**MahiMike** · 08-10-2018, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by tooge

One less piece of shit in this world

Yep. We need more Dexter's in this country.

listopencil · 08-10-2018, 11:01 AM

**gblowfish** · 08-28-2018, 11:23 AM

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/38957481/...hristian-music

A Florida man is accused of threatening a co-worker with a box cutter over an argument about Christian music.

Caleb Taylor Robinson, 26, was at a warehouse on Big Pine Key where he and a co-worker were cooking hamburgers, drinking beer, and listening to music. Deputies said Robinson demanded the music be changed to Christian music, but his co-worker refused. That's when Robinson used a box cutter to threaten the man, according to the report.

The victim retreated to the bathroom and called 911. While in the bathroom, Robinson beat the door and caused about $200 - $400 in damage, the sheriff's office said.

Deputies found Robinson on the side of the warehouse sleeping in the backseat of a car. The deputy said Robinson claimed he would "prophesize hell onto" the deputy for shining his flashlight at him. Other deputies heard Robinson say he would "prophesize all the pain for hell," on them.

Robinson then preceded to tell deputies he had visions that his co-worker would be injured badly on a construction job. Then he said he would slit the man's throat and throw him into a wood chipper. Robinson claimed the victim's actions caused Satan to manifest inside him.

Robinson was arrested.

Mr. Plow · 08-29-2018, 10:29 AM

Partying with Robinson sounds like quite the ordeal. You never know what's going to happen.... slit your throat; listen to music; prophesize all the pain in hell on you; drink a beer; see you die in an accident.

vailpass · 08-31-2018, 08:28 AM

Florida couple built drive-thru window at mobile home to sell drugs: cops

A Florida couple was arrested last week after they were caught allegedly selling drugs out of a drive-thru window they constructed out of the side of their mobile home.

William Parrish Jr. and McKenzee Dobbs of Ocala, Florida, were arrested on August 23 after investigators raided their mobile home following reports of four drug overdoses in the area, WFTV reported.

Ocala Police said the couple had turned a kitchen window into a drive-thru so customers would not have to constantly enter and exit their home, potentially drawing unwanted attention, WFTV reported. The house had signs directing people where to drive and indicated whether it was open or closed, police said.

“We were seeing some overdose incidents that were happening in this particular area, specifically at this particular location,” said Ocala Police Capt. Steven Cuppy. “There [were] some heroin sales that were going on there. Subsequently, through the investigation, we were able to determine that product was laced with fentanyl.”

Parrish, 32, was charged with driving under the influence, keeping a dwelling used to sell drugs, possession of drugs with intent to sell and resisting arrest without violence, according to Marion County Sheriff’s Office inmate records.

Dobbs, 20, has been charged with keeping a dwelling used to sell drugs, possession of drugs with intent to sell, possession of fentanyl and possession of fentanyl with intent to sell, court records show.

William Parrish Sr. told WFTV his son had been “trying to get himself straightened out” and maintained reports of overdoses were a “lie.”

Ocala is located inland, about 66 miles west of Daytona Beach.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/31...rugs-cops.html

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gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	http://www.nbc-2.com/story/38957481/...hristian-music A Florida man is accused of threatening a co-worker with a box cutter over an argument about Christian music. Caleb Taylor Robinson, 26, was at a warehouse on Big Pine Key where he and a co-worker were cooking hamburgers, drinking beer, and listening to music. Deputies said Robinson demanded the music be changed to Christian music, but his co-worker refused. That's when Robinson used a box cutter to threaten the man, according to the report. The victim retreated to the bathroom and called 911. While in the bathroom, Robinson beat the door and caused about $200 - $400 in damage, the sheriff's office said. Deputies found Robinson on the side of the warehouse sleeping in the backseat of a car. The deputy said Robinson claimed he would "prophesize hell onto" the deputy for shining his flashlight at him. Other deputies heard Robinson say he would "prophesize all the pain for hell," on them. Robinson then preceded to tell deputies he had visions that his co-worker would be injured badly on a construction job. Then he said he would slit the man's throat and throw him into a wood chipper. Robinson claimed the victim's actions caused Satan to manifest inside him. Robinson was arrested.
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vailpass Psycho Bag Of Squanch Join Date: Sep 2001 Casino cash: $9594244	Florida couple built drive-thru window at mobile home to sell drugs: cops A Florida couple was arrested last week after they were caught allegedly selling drugs out of a drive-thru window they constructed out of the side of their mobile home. William Parrish Jr. and McKenzee Dobbs of Ocala, Florida, were arrested on August 23 after investigators raided their mobile home following reports of four drug overdoses in the area, WFTV reported. Ocala Police said the couple had turned a kitchen window into a drive-thru so customers would not have to constantly enter and exit their home, potentially drawing unwanted attention, WFTV reported. The house had signs directing people where to drive and indicated whether it was open or closed, police said. “We were seeing some overdose incidents that were happening in this particular area, specifically at this particular location,” said Ocala Police Capt. Steven Cuppy. “There [were] some heroin sales that were going on there. Subsequently, through the investigation, we were able to determine that product was laced with fentanyl.” Parrish, 32, was charged with driving under the influence, keeping a dwelling used to sell drugs, possession of drugs with intent to sell and resisting arrest without violence, according to Marion County Sheriff’s Office inmate records. Dobbs, 20, has been charged with keeping a dwelling used to sell drugs, possession of drugs with intent to sell, possession of fentanyl and possession of fentanyl with intent to sell, court records show. William Parrish Sr. told WFTV his son had been “trying to get himself straightened out” and maintained reports of overdoses were a “lie.” Ocala is located inland, about 66 miles west of Daytona Beach. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/31...rugs-cops.html __________________ “Education is a weapon whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.” Joseph Stalin
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