The day the True Fan cried

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I'm bored, so I thought I'd write a little song for you all. It's a work in progress... I might finish it later.

(to the tune of Don McLean's American Pie)

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How the Chiefs used to make me smile.
And I knew if Carl had his chance
He would always fill the stands
and, maybe, he'd keep Herm 'round for a while.

But Pioli made me shiver
With every promise he'd deliver.
The Patriot way was ours now;
"The Superbowl", I would vow.

I can't remember if I cried
When they started out at 0 and 5.
The draft will bring the Chiefs new pride.
The day the true fan cried.


My, my we must fix the O-Line
Grab a QB some round later
Right now Cassel's our guy.

The drafturbators all just facepalmed and sighed
Saying we should just take Clausen at five.
We should just take Clausen at five.


Did you write your own mock draft
If not then you have no room to laugh, when I say Bulaga's our guy.
There's no way we'll go QB,
Even for the great JC, Pioli will give Cassel one more try.

Well, I know that you're in love with him
'cause you saw him working in the gym.
His pro day showed his arm.
He's not arrogant, that's charm.

I was arguing with Mecca and Dane about positional value 'til I went insane
But I knew they'd call Bulaga's name the day the true fan cried. I started singin'

My, my we must fix the O-Line
Grab a QB some round later
Right now Cassel's our guy.

The drafturbators all just facepalmed and sighed
Saying we should just take Clausen at five.
We should just take Clausen at five.



(I just went with my first take on the video, so there are a couple mistakes)