Poop What happened to SDH - Page 24

Sassy Squatch · 11-25-2013, 09:17 AM

Did he get permabanned?

Katipan · 11-26-2013, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

If your future wife has a C-sec and the doctor tells you not to look over the curtain, just take his advice at face value.

Don't listen to him. Fascinating stuff. No smell.

booger · 11-26-2013, 10:53 PM

I'd be one of the dudes that faint. Very happy for sure, don't get me wrong. But I would hit the floor no doubt

11-26-2013, 11:13 PM

I didn't pass out but it was somewhat unpleasant. That image is vividly imprinted on my brain. I'd rather I had just listened. Zane was a emergency so they didn't let me in for that one. I'd have not looked again.

**TimBone** · 11-26-2013, 11:31 PM

This thread turned gross.

booger · 11-26-2013, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I didn't pass out but it was somewhat unpleasant. That image is vividly imprinted on my brain. I'd rather I had just listened. Zane was a emergency so they didn't let me in for that one. I'd have not looked again.

I don't know some of the dads can sit there and record it

11-26-2013, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

I don't know some of the dads can sit there and record it

Record C-secs? I don't know about that. Natural is one thing.

**J Diddy** · 11-26-2013, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

If your future wife has a C-sec and the doctor tells you not to look over the curtain, just take his advice at face value.

I took the advice. I saw the big blood pump looking thing and was like there's no ****ing way I want to see anything else over there. He'll bring the baby to me.

booger · 11-26-2013, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Record C-secs? I don't know about that. Natural is one thing.

Yeah I meant that natural ones. I'd have to wear head gear so I wouldnt crack my head open

11-26-2013, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

I took the advice. I saw the big blood pump looking thing and was like there's no ****ing way I want to see anything else over there. He'll bring the baby to me.

Sometimes my wiener remembers when he's in cider.

Otter · 11-27-2013, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Sometimes my wiener remembers when he's in cider.

"Cider" is an odd nickname for your wife.

Raiderhater · 11-27-2013, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

If your future wife has a C-sec and the doctor tells you not to look over the curtain, just take his advice at face value.

I might be able to handle that. It was more of what the cause of the blood was in that bathroom that made it particularly icky.

Seeing my kid pulled out of my wife's belly..... Curiosity would probably get the better of me and I'd have to at least peek.

**J Diddy** · 11-27-2013, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Raiderhader

I might be able to handle that. It was more of what the cause of the blood was in that bathroom that made it particularly icky.

Seeing my kid pulled out of my wife's belly..... Curiosity would probably get the better of me and I'd have to at least peek.

Have you seen that scene in knocked up where she's having a baby and the one dude takes a peek and comes back and says "I shouldn't have gone in there. Never go in there. Promise you won't ever go in there." and then Jonah Hill says "That's the last ****ing place I want to be. I'm not going in there."

Adopt Jonah Hill's thought processes for this one. Remember that it is curiousity that killed the cat.

Raiderhater · 11-27-2013, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

Have you seen that scene in knocked up where she's having a baby and the one dude takes a peek and comes back and says "I shouldn't have gone in there. Never go in there. Promise you won't ever go in there." and then Jonah Hill says "That's the last ****ing place I want to be. I'm not going in there."

Adopt Jonah Hill's thought processes for this one. Remember that it is curiousity that killed the cat.

I have not seen that movie.

I'm a looooong way away from being faced with that decision any way. I'm not going to worry about right now.

Katipan · 11-27-2013, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

Have you seen that scene in knocked up where she's having a baby and the one dude takes a peek and comes back and says "I shouldn't have gone in there. Never go in there. Promise you won't ever go in there." and then Jonah Hill says "That's the last ****ing place I want to be. I'm not going in there."

Adopt Jonah Hill's thought processes for this one. Remember that it is curiousity that killed the cat.

They used to let you take pictures. But then they weighed the potential for a malpractice suit vs. the ability to gross out your friends and they stopped allowing cameras. Bastards.

How often are your internal organs sitting on your chest, ya know?

Chief Roundup · 11-27-2013, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Record C-secs? I don't know about that. Natural is one thing.

I sure didn't like it when I was looking and talking to the Doctor and he rolled out of the way and there was a mirror on the wall. The crowning baby is not a very nice scene either.

11-25-2013, 09:17 AM
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11-26-2013, 10:53 PM	#347
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11-26-2013, 11:13 PM	#348
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	I didn't pass out but it was somewhat unpleasant. That image is vividly imprinted on my brain. I'd rather I had just listened. Zane was a emergency so they didn't let me in for that one. I'd have not looked again.
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11-26-2013, 11:31 PM	#349
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