Funny Stuff Hey Niner douchebags... - Page 9

**Bugeater** · 09-22-2013, 05:17 PM

The QB you kept is 1-2. The QB you traded is 3-0.

That is all.

Frazod · 09-23-2013, 12:06 PM

These cockbags cost me $100 - came in second in the pool to the only person in the office who picked the ****ing Colts.

Alex Smiff · 09-23-2013, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaepernick

No excuses, man. Kaepernick had another bad game, his 2nd in a row. Quit with the Kaepexcuses. It is perform or shut up. Kaepernick said he has to play better. Leave the excuses alone.

I know how this ends -- with Kaepernick as an elite NFL QB. I can stomach it when he plays badly in his first few seasons. There will be growing pains and he is going through the growing pains of learning to put the team on his back, which he will eventually master.

This ends well, with Kaepernick as an elite NFL QB. We don't need to cover for him with excuses while he is developing.

I ecstatic to have him as the starting QB of my favorite team. When he is clutching his 2nd Lombardi, I won't even remember back to 2013 when he was struggling to make the jump to the next level.

Let it go, man. Just let it go.

Just using the same excuses that the fanboys have peddled the last 8 years.

He's a developing QB. He gets more of a pass than an 8 year vet who's too afraid to throw into coverage.

Kaep will bounce back....and that will anger some 9er fans...so it's a win-win.

**Mav** · 09-23-2013, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

So that might be how a $3it performance is justified but it's still total $3it.

Smith only got "Dilfered" once Harbaugh came on.

Oh, and **** him with 3 rusty razors.

Forever...

Cool. Hope you hate every single minute of Chiefs football this year.

The fact that even now, after watching the Chiefs last year, that you fail to grasp at how much coaching is important in this league, and how much of a difference it makes, that you cant understand how switching offensive systems every year sucks, and having a head coach, that really has no idea what he is doing, is very telling to me.

Miss Romeo or Todd Haley?

yeah, we 49er fans cant understand how Alex Smith single handedly ruined the careers of mike Nolan, and Mike Singletary.

They are doing amazing in their new head coaching gigs.......

**Rausch** · 09-23-2013, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace

what about Kendall Hunter? The 49ers averaged 5 ypc. Clearly the Colts were taking away Boldin. Why stop running the ball after the td with hunter?

That's why Kap gets the blame from me. He is not getting better at making changes at the line. It was absolutely clear that the idea was to take away boldin, keep Kap in the pocket.

The 49ers were gashing the shit out of the colts on the ground.

So, being that I don't know what plays were called, it was either Kap, or Harbaugh, or Roman. Im less inclined to blame Roman.

Hunter is the better runner at this point anyway...

**Mav** · 09-23-2013, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

Hunter is the better runner at this point anyway...

its hilarious. The colts looked like what I hoped the 49ers would look like with Kap. Of course, Luck is the way better qb, even most niner fans admit that, but the fact that in the 4th quarter, the Colts utilized their running game, and destroyed the 49ers is absolutely ****ing hilarious to me.

9er guy · 09-23-2013, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace

what about Kendall Hunter? The 49ers averaged 5 ypc. Clearly the Colts were taking away Boldin. Why stop running the ball after the td with hunter?

Ok, so you agree that Gore looked gassed.

Yea, maybe they should look at giving Hunter more touches, I'm not opposed to that.

And I agree with you. If Harbs and Roman are trying to get cute, Kap has to have the forseight to be like, "Ok we're not running this bullshit."

But maybe he's not comfortable enough to do that yet. I feel like he's capable of making good line checks. We've seen him do it.

Methinks there's gonna be a healthy dose of run on Thursday. Gore's slowly getting himself back into shape.

**Rausch** · 09-23-2013, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace

The fact that even now, after watching the Chiefs last year, that you fail to grasp at how much coaching is important in this league, and how much of a difference it makes, that you cant understand how switching offensive systems every year sucks, and having a head coach, that really has no idea what he is doing, is very telling to me.

You do realize this is a new offense for Smith, yet again, right?

I mean it's the same philosophy but it IS a completely different offense.

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Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace

Miss Romeo or Todd Haley?

Are you slow?...

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Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace

yeah, we 49er fans cant understand how Alex Smith single handedly ruined the careers of mike Nolan, and Mike Singletary.

They are doing amazing in their new head coaching gigs.......

Here's my best, non-threatening, fair minded view of Alex Smith...
(NSFW)

9er guy · 09-23-2013, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace

its hilarious. The colts looked like what I hoped the 49ers would look like with Kap. Of course, Luck is the way better qb, even most niner fans admit that, but the fact that in the 4th quarter, the Colts utilized their running game, and destroyed the 49ers is absolutely ****ing hilarious to me.

I honestly think you should just call yourself a chiefs fan at this point man.

You obviously have no interest in seeing the niners win. You can barely contain your joy when they lose.

And I'm not even saying that on a salty level.

I'm just being practical about it. You clearly don't want the Niners to do well, for WHATEVER REASON. You're already on the Chiefs board. You should just disown the Niners now.

**Mav** · 09-23-2013, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by 9er guy

I honestly think you should just call yourself a chiefs fan at this point man.

You obviously have no interest in seeing the niners win. You can barely contain your joy when they lose.

And I'm not even saying that on a salty level.

I'm just being practical about it. You clearly don't want the Niners to do well, for WHATEVER REASON. You're already on the Chiefs board. You should just disown the Niners now.

I have dude. I really have. I will not lie, and ill get flamed for this, but at this point, and my wife actually pointed it out, that my hate for how the 49ers treated Alex Smith last year has overridden every thought that I had for loving the 49ers. I used to love to watch Frank Run, and to see which 52, or 53 actually made that tackle, and watching Eric Reid has been fun, but in all honesty, I watch the 49ers now just to hope they lose, and I am very much enjoying the demise of Kaepernick. And not against him honestly. More against Jim. And honestly, more to the point that they are turning the offense into something I don't like. I prefer the more run oriented offense.

I find it funny that the defense is said to be worse this year. Why is that? Is it because that with Alex Smith as the qb, much like he is doing for the Chiefs that they controlled the time of possession, and kept the defense off the field? Two weeks in a row now that the defense played really well until the 4th quarter, and then they were so tired, and hurt, (Patrick) that they just couldn't be asked to stop anymore.

Shrugs. Reality has set in.

**Rausch** · 09-23-2013, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace

I have dude. I really have. I will not lie, and ill get flamed for this, but at this point, and my wife actually pointed it out, that my hate for how the 49ers treated Alex Smith last year has overridden every thought that I had for loving the 49ers. I used to love to watch Frank Run, and to see which 52, or 53 actually made that tackle, and watching Eric Reid has been fun, but in all honesty, I watch the 49ers now just to hope they lose, and I am very much enjoying the demise of Kaepernick. And not against him honestly. More against Jim. And honestly, more to the point that they are turning the offense into something I don't like. I prefer the more run oriented offense.

I find it funny that the defense is said to be worse this year. Why is that? Is it because that with Alex Smith as the qb, much like he is doing for the Chiefs that they controlled the time of possession, and kept the defense off the field? Two weeks in a row now that the defense played really well until the 4th quarter, and then they were so tired, and hurt, (Patrick) that they just couldn't be asked to stop anymore.

Shrugs. Reality has set in.

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**Rausch** · 09-23-2013, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by 9er guy

I honestly think you should just call yourself a chiefs fan at this point man.

You obviously have no interest in seeing the niners win. You can barely contain your joy when they lose.

And I'm not even saying that on a salty level.

I'm just being practical about it. You clearly don't want the Niners to do well, for WHATEVER REASON. You're already on the Chiefs board. You should just disown the Niners now.

Step off.

He's on my pocket now...

**Mav** · 09-23-2013, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

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Yeah, of all the trolls that have come here, I have been the least productive of the bunch. I certainly should leave immediately.

**Mav** · 09-23-2013, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

Step off.

He's on my pocket now...

You bi polar ass hat. You just told me to gtfo, now you want to prison bitch me?

You taken your meds?

LOL

Omaha · 09-23-2013, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace

... I still maintain he could HAVE won the Seattle game. Don't know about the other two.

9er guy · 09-23-2013, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace

I have dude. I really have. I will not lie, and ill get flamed for this, but at this point, and my wife actually pointed it out, that my hate for how the 49ers treated Alex Smith last year has overridden every thought that I had for loving the 49ers. I used to love to watch Frank Run, and to see which 52, or 53 actually made that tackle, and watching Eric Reid has been fun, but in all honesty, I watch the 49ers now just to hope they lose, and I am very much enjoying the demise of Kaepernick. And not against him honestly. More against Jim. And honestly, more to the point that they are turning the offense into something I don't like. I prefer the more run oriented offense.

I find it funny that the defense is said to be worse this year. Why is that? Is it because that with Alex Smith as the qb, much like he is doing for the Chiefs that they controlled the time of possession, and kept the defense off the field? Two weeks in a row now that the defense played really well until the 4th quarter, and then they were so tired, and hurt, (Patrick) that they just couldn't be asked to stop anymore.

Shrugs. Reality has set in.

Hey man. However you want to justify it.

So you're done then? No more a Niners fan. Right?

You're officially a Chiefs fan NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS?

Or are you going to follow Smitty and just root for whatever team he's on?

Like in 10 years, are you still going to be a chiefs fan? Or is it just about the Qb for you?

09-22-2013, 05:17 PM
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09-23-2013, 12:06 PM	#121
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