Catricide - Page 5

Zebedee DuBois · 08-03-2005, 06:03 PM

I want to commit catracide.

We have a cat that thinks outside the box too often. I don't think this animal has any redeeming characteristics. It is afraid of the outdoors. It is afraid of mice. It might beat up on a cricket. It considers the litter box as just one of many options. It needs to die.

Of course, there are other family members that seem to think the cat is cute.

Thus, I need to find a way to dispatch the cat and yet have it look like natural causes, or at least like I didn't have anything to do with it's demise. That means the corpse can't be mutilated or wet...and I can't have any incriminating scratch marks. If I could do the deed, and then leave the body on the stairs or somewhere for someone else to discover....that should dispell suspicions.

I've thought of putting her in a cooler and displacing the air with nitrogen or some other gas.

Any ideas?

For those of you that have tender feelings for felines, pretend I said "Bronco lover".

Any ideas?

Valiant · 08-03-2005, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

If you can't care for a a pet, you don't deserve to have one. Take it to a no kill shelter and make a donation.

How bout I send a link on your post to the ASPCA and your local municipal government? Still want to kill an innocent animal?

Hey, here's a funny thread. Some guy set a puppy on fire and tried to kill it. Hee hee! What a knee slapper. Bet you'll get some yucks since you think hurting animals is fun. Read the whole thread. Maybe you'll laugh so much you'll get snot bubbles:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...02#post2594802

I'm not kidding, this kind of stuff pisses me off. Don't do it. And kidding around about killing pets isn't funny either. It's just wrong, and it's extremely poor taste. Dimwit. And all you guys who think its funny, shame on you too.

Depending on how he kills it, he could get in no trouble at all even if you tell them...

Taco John · 08-03-2005, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Has anyone suggested just buying a big dog to keep in the house? That will make a better pet and it will take care of your other problem as well.

Have you ever lived with a cat and a dog in the same house? Cats just about 100% of the time dominate the dogs. At least in my experience... It doesn't matter the size of the dog either. Unless it's an alpha dog, which are the worst types to own because of their own behaviour problems... Owning an alpha dog and a cat is a good way to get your carpets SOAKED in urine.

chuxtrux · 08-03-2005, 08:59 PM

Just let it spend 5 minuties with Bam Morris

**Bwana** · 08-03-2005, 08:59 PM

Buy it a new toy.........like a new Glock.

memyselfI · 08-03-2005, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jiveturkey

Thank you Dr. Phil.

After the break we'll be talking with Dr. Warson who happens to be a real vet.

Disregard if you want but what TJ said is true.

Many times a cat who suddenly starts going outside the box is suffering from UTI. A simple urine test (which when a cat has a UTI is not so simple) would indicate this as could a blood test.

Another thing to consider is if you recently switched kitty litter. Amazingly enough, this is one of the most common reasons for cats going outside their box. They are creatures of habit and if you switch their litter it can upset them.

Think about it, how else would your feline friend be able to tell you they hate their new litter or it hurts to pee?

Do yourself a favor and take the cat to the Vet before you sentence it to death...

**Iowanian** · 08-03-2005, 09:03 PM

There is a HUGE effing difference between Torturing animals, and putting one down that has passed its usefullness.

Its that bullshit attitude that pisses me off.

Yeah...instead of taking it out, and putting a bullet in it to end it quickly, be a fuggin coward, and take it to the shelter....where it won't be adopted, and THEY will put it down, with your concience eased, because you don't have to Do it.

It would be very humane, as ways to put an animal down, to hold it near your car's exhaust.

I've personally taken probably 20 cats, that other people didn't want to the happy farm...where if they survive nature, will have ample food, shelter and children to play with them.

As of last count, there was 1...ONE that nature hadn't polished off...coons, dogs, tomcats aparently don't like kittens, cattle hooves, cars. Nature is a hell of alot more cruel than Humans(check that..the average human) could think of being.

Sometimes, putting one, like the one I found that had been stepped on by a cow, down is the most humane, kind thing you can do....and it doesnt' mean I enjoyed it.

**gblowfish** · 08-04-2005, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

There is a HUGE effing difference between Torturing animals, and putting one down that has passed its usefullness.

Its that bullshit attitude that pisses me off.

Yeah...instead of taking it out, and putting a bullet in it to end it quickly, be a fuggin coward, and take it to the shelter....where it won't be adopted, and THEY will put it down, with your concience eased, because you don't have to Do it.

It would be very humane, as ways to put an animal down, to hold it near your car's exhaust.

I've personally taken probably 20 cats, that other people didn't want to the happy farm...where if they survive nature, will have ample food, shelter and children to play with them.

As of last count, there was 1...ONE that nature hadn't polished off...coons, dogs, tomcats aparently don't like kittens, cattle hooves, cars. Nature is a hell of alot more cruel than Humans(check that..the average human) could think of being.

Sometimes, putting one, like the one I found that had been stepped on by a cow, down is the most humane, kind thing you can do....and it doesnt' mean I enjoyed it.

Thanks for the neg rep, Mr. Kavorkian.
"up meds psycho"
Yeah, I'm the one with emotional and psychological problems here.
I'm done with you people.

MOhillbilly · 08-04-2005, 07:38 AM

ive never met a cat that could outrun a 12 gauge.

chagrin · 08-04-2005, 07:39 AM

There are non-kill shelters dude

Otter · 08-04-2005, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

Thanks for the neg rep, Mr. Kavorkian.
"up meds psycho"
Yeah, I'm the one with emotional and psychological problems here.
I'm done with you people.

I can deal with cats in small doses when I'm at someone elses house and they own one but I would never want one as a pet. They seem to forget who the boss is too easily.

Iowanian You Brute!!!

Amnorix · 08-04-2005, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

If you're going to do this, I would suggest a murder-suicide, so you don't have to wait as long before going to Hell.

**Dartgod** · 08-04-2005, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

I'm done with you people.

Be sure to start a "Goodbye, Planet, I'm leaving forever" thread on your way out.

beavis · 08-04-2005, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois

Thus, I need to find a way to dispatch the cat and yet have it look like natural causes, or at least like I didn't have anything to do with it's demise.

I know a guy you should talk to. He'd make your problem "go away".

**Rain Man** · 08-04-2005, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

Have you tried urinating in his hamper?

Desk drawers. Is that close enough?

**Bwana** · 08-04-2005, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

Be sure to start a "Goodbye, Planet, I'm leaving forever" thread on your way out.

You beat me to it Dart.

08-03-2005, 06:03 PM
Zebedee DuBois Veteran Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: floating in a tin can Casino cash: $1865199	Catricide I want to commit catracide. We have a cat that thinks outside the box too often. I don't think this animal has any redeeming characteristics. It is afraid of the outdoors. It is afraid of mice. It might beat up on a cricket. It considers the litter box as just one of many options. It needs to die. Of course, there are other family members that seem to think the cat is cute. Thus, I need to find a way to dispatch the cat and yet have it look like natural causes, or at least like I didn't have anything to do with it's demise. That means the corpse can't be mutilated or wet...and I can't have any incriminating scratch marks. If I could do the deed, and then leave the body on the stairs or somewhere for someone else to discover....that should dispell suspicions. I've thought of putting her in a cooler and displacing the air with nitrogen or some other gas. Any ideas? For those of you that have tender feelings for felines, pretend I said "Bronco lover". Any ideas?
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08-03-2005, 08:59 PM	#63
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08-03-2005, 09:03 PM	#66
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4758454	There is a HUGE effing difference between Torturing animals, and putting one down that has passed its usefullness. Its that bullshit attitude that pisses me off. Yeah...instead of taking it out, and putting a bullet in it to end it quickly, be a fuggin coward, and take it to the shelter....where it won't be adopted, and THEY will put it down, with your concience eased, because you don't have to Do it. It would be very humane, as ways to put an animal down, to hold it near your car's exhaust. I've personally taken probably 20 cats, that other people didn't want to the happy farm...where if they survive nature, will have ample food, shelter and children to play with them. As of last count, there was 1...ONE that nature hadn't polished off...coons, dogs, tomcats aparently don't like kittens, cattle hooves, cars. Nature is a hell of alot more cruel than Humans(check that..the average human) could think of being. Sometimes, putting one, like the one I found that had been stepped on by a cow, down is the most humane, kind thing you can do....and it doesnt' mean I enjoyed it. Last edited by Iowanian; 08-03-2005 at 09:09 PM..
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08-04-2005, 07:38 AM	#68
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9949903	ive never met a cat that could outrun a 12 gauge. __________________ True Son of Liberty
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08-04-2005, 07:39 AM	#69
chagrin Giggitty! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missoula, Mt Casino cash: $9914905	There are non-kill shelters dude __________________ Times have changed, so have I, things are better now.
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