Catricide - Page 7

Zebedee DuBois · 08-03-2005, 06:03 PM

I want to commit catracide.

We have a cat that thinks outside the box too often. I don't think this animal has any redeeming characteristics. It is afraid of the outdoors. It is afraid of mice. It might beat up on a cricket. It considers the litter box as just one of many options. It needs to die.

Of course, there are other family members that seem to think the cat is cute.

Thus, I need to find a way to dispatch the cat and yet have it look like natural causes, or at least like I didn't have anything to do with it's demise. That means the corpse can't be mutilated or wet...and I can't have any incriminating scratch marks. If I could do the deed, and then leave the body on the stairs or somewhere for someone else to discover....that should dispell suspicions.

I've thought of putting her in a cooler and displacing the air with nitrogen or some other gas.

Any ideas?

For those of you that have tender feelings for felines, pretend I said "Bronco lover".

Any ideas?

Frosty · 08-04-2005, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

"I like my dog. He's a good dog and I have alot of time invested in him, but the Value of his life is $200, and I'll put him down before I spend more than that"

I have an agreement with my dog. I spent $65 to get her - so she better not ever get more than $65 sick.

As for my cats - I can always get a cat free somewhere.

chagrin · 08-04-2005, 11:56 AM

"Ever been to Aruba?"

ouch

onescrewleftuntwisted · 08-04-2005, 11:57 AM

killit have it stuffed place in corner of house
when asked what happened

"the cat saw a mouse, he has been scared stiff since"

beavis · 08-04-2005, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coryt

You ever been to Aruba?

That's not right.

**Lzen** · 08-04-2005, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ponycar93

I think you should auction the cat off here on the planet , and box him up and ship him to whom ever was the highest bidder, so that no one has to hear of the cat being killed, and you make alittle money and are rid of carpet ruining furball! Problem solved

And I have the perfect way to ship a cat.

08-03-2005, 06:03 PM
Zebedee DuBois Veteran Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: floating in a tin can Casino cash: $1865199	Catricide I want to commit catracide. We have a cat that thinks outside the box too often. I don't think this animal has any redeeming characteristics. It is afraid of the outdoors. It is afraid of mice. It might beat up on a cricket. It considers the litter box as just one of many options. It needs to die. Of course, there are other family members that seem to think the cat is cute. Thus, I need to find a way to dispatch the cat and yet have it look like natural causes, or at least like I didn't have anything to do with it's demise. That means the corpse can't be mutilated or wet...and I can't have any incriminating scratch marks. If I could do the deed, and then leave the body on the stairs or somewhere for someone else to discover....that should dispell suspicions. I've thought of putting her in a cooler and displacing the air with nitrogen or some other gas. Any ideas? For those of you that have tender feelings for felines, pretend I said "Bronco lover". Any ideas?
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08-04-2005, 11:56 AM	#92
chagrin Giggitty! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missoula, Mt Casino cash: $9914905	"Ever been to Aruba?" ouch __________________ Times have changed, so have I, things are better now.
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08-04-2005, 11:57 AM	#93
onescrewleftuntwisted if only i had a hammer Join Date: May 2005 Location: your momma didn't say Casino cash: $10004900	killit have it stuffed place in corner of house when asked what happened "the cat saw a mouse, he has been scared stiff since" __________________ quote lost in translation
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