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Old 07-06-2006, 12:05 PM  
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Posting skills confession

My name is Jeff and I'm a bad poster. I don't know if it's because I'm not interesting, I come off as a dumbass or because there are some fundamental things that I am doing wrong. Maybe people don't like me? In real life I'm a very likable person. What am I missing? For you successful posters, does it come naturally, or did you develope posting skills as you went along? Flame away. If there is some constructive criticism I all eyes.
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:06 PM   #2
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:07 PM   #3
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:08 PM   #4
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Play to your skills. I find that dumbassery is my forte'.
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:08 PM   #5
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I thought you were going to say:

"My name is Jeff and I'm an alcoholic."
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:11 PM   #6
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:16 PM   #7
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Play to your skills. I find that dumbassery is my forte'.
Exactly! Terrible spelling and an almost unreadable sentence structure, with random turret like thoughts tossed in, has moved me all the way up to site admin.
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:19 PM   #8
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Exactly! Terrible spelling and an almost unreadable sentence structure, with random turret like thoughts tossed in, has moved me all the way up to site admin.
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:26 PM   #9
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I must disagree with the premise of your thread starter, Mr. bogie. Personally, I enjoy your posts. I really liked your post about the orange juice factory, for example.

If you're really concerned though, here's a tip. Sit back in your chair, close your eyes and relax your mind and body. Then, when you're completely at ease and your mind has quieted, visualize yourself with chicken soup noodles stuck to your back and coasting down a mountain in an apricot BMW in search of a rock store. Pretend in your mind that you're really there. Feel the heat of the noodles ... the satisfaction of driving such a remarkable automobile ... the anticipation of finding good rocks. Then, when you're ready, post. I think that will work.

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Old 07-06-2006, 12:28 PM   #10
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:29 PM   #11
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I must disagree with the premise of your thread starter, Mr. bogie. Personally, I enjoy your posts. I really liked your post about the orange juice factory, for example.

If you're really concerned though, here's a tip. Sit back in your chair, close your eyes and relax your mind and body. Then, when you're completely at ease and your mind has quieted, visualize yourself with chicken soup noodles stuck to your back and coasting down a mountain in an apricot BMW in search of a rock store. Pretend in your mind that you're really there. Feel the heat of the noodles ... the satisfaction of driving such a remarkable automobile ... the anticipation of finding good rocks. Then, when you're ready, post. I think that will work.

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....HAH!..so that's how you do it.
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:31 PM   #12
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:32 PM   #13
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:33 PM   #14
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:34 PM   #15
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I must disagree with the premise of your thread starter, Mr. bogie. Personally, I enjoy your posts. I really liked your post about the orange juice factory, for example.

If you're really concerned though, here's a tip. Sit back in your chair, close your eyes and relax your mind and body. Then, when you're completely at ease and your mind has quieted, visualize yourself with chicken soup noodles stuck to your back and coasting down a mountain in an apricot BMW in search of a rock store. Pretend in your mind that you're really there. Feel the heat of the noodles ... the satisfaction of driving such a remarkable automobile ... the anticipation of finding good rocks. Then, when you're ready, post. I think that will work.

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