What does everyone think everyone looks like...

[Iowanian]

Darth just seems to be the kid that is trying to lick the DNA mini-pickles
off of the window at a dirty fast food place.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Darth just seems to be the kid that is trying to lick the DNA mini-pickles
off of the window at a dirty fast food place.

Iowa. And no more needed to be said.

[Iowanian]

Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan

Iowa. And no more needed to be said.

One of these days, I'm going to matriculate all over your cyber field.

[Rain Man]

Okay, Skip next.

Skip is small next to today's larger youth, but average for his generation. He sports a full head of hair that is the envy of men half his age, even though they don't understand his Bruce Jenner style. He has deepset hazel eyes that, despite being constantly bloodshot, reveal a smoldering fire within that women find irresistible. His nose is that of a Roman patrician, slightly askew from a fight in 1982 over whether Bill Kenney should be the starter. In body, he is slightly rounder than he used to be, but it's a weightlifter kind of gut, a small layer of fat over cords of muscle. With large hands and forearms and narrow yet flexible shoulders, he can climb like a baboon stealing a Japanese tourist's camera, a valuable trait for his profession. He dresses simply, jeans most days and a white Creedence Clearwater Revival concert t-shirt, but is not averse to wearing collared shirts if he doesn't have to button them all the way. He has small scars on his wrists from handcuffs, which he won't explain, and wears a large ring on his right ring finger that bears a garnet and the insignia of the USS Tallahassee. He is missing the small toe on his right foot, which produces an almost unnoticeable limp.

[MagicHef]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Skip is small next to today's larger youth, but average for his generation.

Wait. How many generations back are we talking?

[burt]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Okay, Skip next.

Skip is small next to today's larger youth, but average for his generation. He sports a full head of hair that is the envy of men half his age, even though they don't understand his Bruce Jenner style. He has deepset hazel eyes that, despite being constantly bloodshot, reveal a smoldering fire within that women find irresistible. His nose is that of a Roman patrician, slightly askew from a fight in 1982 over whether Bill Kenney should be the starter. In body, he is slightly rounder than he used to be, but it's a weightlifter kind of gut, a small layer of fat over cords of muscle. With large hands and forearms and narrow yet flexible shoulders, he can climb like a baboon stealing a Japanese tourist's camera, a valuable trait for his profession. He dresses simply, jeans most days and a white Creedence Clearwater Revival concert t-shirt, but is not averse to wearing collared shirts if he doesn't have to button them all the way. He has small scars on his wrists from handcuffs, which he won't explain, and wears a large ring on his right ring finger that bears a garnet and the insignia of the USS Tallahassee. He is missing the small toe on his right foot, which produces an almost unnoticeable limp.

Avoiding the fact that I have recently claimed to be gay.....do me Rainman.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by T.B.A.

Avoiding the fact that I have recently claimed to be gay.....do me Rainman.

Hang on, let me get your aura here.......okay, got it.

T.B.A. is tall and lean, about 5 feet 7. She has shoulder-length blonde hair, a slightly crooked smile that she thinks is ugly without knowing that men find it irresistable, and breasts that...

Wait. Sorry. I was picking up T And A's aura, not T.B.A. Let me start over.

T.B.A. is a solid man, and powerful. He has broad, thick shoulders genetically arisen from centuries of hard-labor ancestors, and the left one bears a tattoo that is the Chinese lettering of the phrase "List of Chinese Tattoos - Pick One". He has remarkably hairy arms, a nice set of teeth, and occasionally uses the tweezers to keep a unibrow at bay. His nostrils are smaller than average. Stylewise, he's prone to Dockers and western shirts with mother-of-pearl snaps, and his shoe soles are indicative of a mild pronation of the feet.

[burt]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

T.B.A. is a solid man, and powerful. He has broad, thick shoulders genetically arisen from centuries of hard-labor ancestors, and the left one bears a tattoo that is the Chinese lettering of the phrase "List of Chinese Tattoos - Pick One". He has remarkably hairy arms, a nice set of teeth, and occasionally uses the tweezers to keep a unibrow at bay. His nostrils are smaller than average. Stylewise, he's prone to Dockers and western shirts with mother-of-pearl snaps, and his shoe soles are indicative of a mild pronation of the feet.

So nice to be done by a professional.......

[Pants]

Mr. Rain Man, what is your nom de plume?

[DaFace]

Heh...if I hadn't already given you what I "imagine" Midnight Vulture would look like, I'd guess this was him:

[Delano]

As Rain Man steps up to the keyboard, the planet cheers "MVP, MVP, MVP" in unison.

[Hammock Parties]

A boy toy to be tossed aside!

[Smed1065]

Originally Posted by Claythan

A boy toy to be tossed

[88TG88]

Originally Posted by Smed1065

[FAX]

Hmmm. Could Mr. Darth CarlSatan be Mr. Chiefaroo in disguise?

The horrible thought just occurred to me.

FAX