Would you have gone to jail "back in the day"

[Mr. Laz]

if laws and their enforcement were the same as today.

seriously ... think about the stuff kids used to do back when and how much of that is illegal now.


1. public urination - man, if it was dark and you needed to go ... we'd just pull up the nearest tree and go.

2. indecent exposure - ever moon someone? ever go skinny dipping?

3. underage drinking - drinking age used to be 18 and we were still drinking all the time in high school at ages 16 and 17.

4. contributing to the delinquency of a minor - ever buy beer for a party as a senior where any juniors or sophs showed up?

5. lewd and lascivious - ever have sex with a girl in your car by the side of the road. Ever go skinny dipping and boink a girl?

6. vandalism - ever get wild as a kid and tear chit up. ever steal Christmas light bulbs back when they were huge?

7. battery - you ever beat some punk up in school and throw the first punch?

8. assault - ever get pissed and tell some adult to go F themselves in a threatening manner?

9. reckless driving - ouch, every guy i knew drove like a crazy bastige

10. statutory rape - ever have sex with a sophomore as a senior?

11 sexual assault - ever get a girl drunk to get into her pants? (doesn't have to be passed out drunk, just tipsy drunk)