Old People Thread

[kozzman555]

Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!

[Buehler445]

Originally Posted by AdolfOliverBush

I'm old enough that I can understand the "old person sleep schedule", which is going to sleep shortly after sunset, and waking up before sunrise. I don't actually do it because everyday life doesn't allow it, but I can totally see myself keeping those hours after retirement.

I'm getting more nigh owl all the time. My grandpa was a night owl. He'd **** around half the night and wake up at 9.

[Zebedee DuBois]

When you are old, all the compliment you get come with qualifiers.
Like:
"You're looking good! for a guy your age

"That guy's in great shape for an old guy

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Buehler445

I'm getting more nigh owl all the time. My grandpa was a night owl. He'd **** around half the night and wake up at 9.

Yeah, I've always been a night owl. And that hasn't changed a bit. I love getting up at the crack of noon.

[Dark Horse]

Originally Posted by BEAVER

I set the lawn sprinklers to go off at 9 pm on Halloween.

Good those little bastards need to get a job instead of expecting something for free.

[Tribal Warfare]

WTF, good Saturday morning cartoons are non-existent

[Kman34]

I hate the new country music and I hate people who make that heart sign with their fingers and thumb..

[Dark Horse]

Originally Posted by Buehler445

I'm getting more nigh owl all the time. My grandpa was a night owl. He'd **** around half the night and wake up at 9.

Well I guess if you count getting up to pee three or four times I’m kind of a night owl too

[FlaChief58]

Originally Posted by Dark Horse

Just woke up from my nap what did I miss

Supper

[Buehler445]

Originally Posted by Dark Horse

Well I guess if you count getting up to pee three or four times I’m kind of a night owl too

[AdolfOliverBush]

Originally Posted by Kman34

I hate the new country music and I hate people who make that heart sign with their fingers and thumb..

The ****ing heart hands. I have an irrational hatred of that garbage. I despise it.

[FlaChief58]

Originally Posted by AdolfOliverBush

The ****ing heart hands. I have an irrational hatred of that garbage. I despise it.

My granddaughter does it GFY

[Dark Horse]

Originally Posted by FlaChief58

Supper

Oh I never miss supper I’ve finally learned how to work the new electric stove

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by FlaChief58

My granddaughter does it GFY

He meant except when your granddaughter does it

[AdolfOliverBush]

Originally Posted by FlaChief58

My granddaughter does it GFY

Kids do all sorts of dumb things that adults shouldn't.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by AdolfOliverBush

Kids do all sorts of dumb things that adults shouldn't.

Like have an irrational hatred over something that has no effect on your life whatsoever.

And pick their nose.