Misc -- What is the absolute worst pizza that you recall eating?

Simply Red · 06-03-2012, 07:02 PM

I ask because I just got served a 'Hot-N-Ready' Little Ceasar's' steaming pepperoni turd.

That's honestly not worth $5.00.

Unless I was homeless, or something, then it might be.

No poll - just discus which Pizza Joints served you up a turd, store bought is fine here, too.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 06-03-2012, 07:03 PM

I saw the title and was ready to post Little Caesars too. There's a reason it's $5 and it's still a ripoff.

Deberg_1990 · 06-04-2012, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever

I saw the title and was ready to post Little Caesars too. There's a reason it's $5 and it's still a ripoff.

I kind of miss the old Little Caesers when their pizzas where rectangular and pan like. I dont like their bland style now though.

Frosty · 06-04-2012, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

worst pizza loon lake washington five pound pizza yet it tasted like shit. one of the taste of it was chocolate. it was a bad pizza day for me. Also i blame grbac.

Holy shit - someone on CP that has been to Loon Lake!

Loon Lake is about 40 miles south of where I live.

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

I kind of miss the old Little Caesers when their pizzas where rectangular and pan like. I dont like their bland style now though.

We used to get Little Caesar's back when I lived in Salem and was surprised at all of the negativity in this thread. However, that was almost 18 years ago, so it sounds like it has changed a lot if they have moved from the square pan pizzas.

For me, the worst I had was at a run down amusement park that used to be near Lincoln City, OR when I was a kid called Pixieland. It was like they ran the toppings through a blender and then thickly layered them on the pizza. Besides the fact that the toppings would all fall off the slice when you picked it up, it was just weird.

When I worked nights at the bank, I would occasionally get a late night pizza at a place right by where I worked (don't remember what they were called). On Friday nights, they had a large pepperoni crisp crust for $3.99. We called them cardboard pizzas but they would somehow hit the spot at 1 am. I wouldn't have considered going there any other time though.

milkman · 06-03-2012, 07:06 PM

You know those cheap frozen pizzas you buy at your local grocer's.

Jeno's, Totino's, whhatever?

Yeah, they're better than Little Ceasar's, which is only slightly worse than Domino's.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 06-03-2012, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman

You know those cheap frozen pizzas you buy at your local grocer's.

Jeno's, Totino's, whhatever?

Yeah, they're better than Little Ceasar's, which is only slightly worse than Domino's.

I have to say I actually like the new, improved Dominos. The ads aren't lying. It's pretty good cheap pizza now.

aturnis · 06-03-2012, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever

I have to say I actually like the new, improved Dominos. The ads aren't lying. It's pretty good cheap pizza now.

The only new and improved Dominos I've had is terrible.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 06-05-2012, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever

I have to say I actually like the new, improved Dominos. The ads aren't lying. It's pretty good cheap pizza now.

Dominoes has surpassed Pizza Hut and the other chains by miles. Their thin crust bacon and pepperoni is ****ing awesome.

Simply Red · 06-03-2012, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman

You know those cheap frozen pizzas you buy at your local grocer's.

Jeno's, Totino's, whhatever?

Yeah, they're better than Little Ceasar's, which is only slightly worse than Domino's.

have you had Dominoes lately? I actually would take Dominos to Papa Johns, these days. But we have Gallas right around the corner. But today I'd finished moving my bizz into a warehouse/office and Little Ceasars was right there and I was starving. So i tried it. Not very good at all.

Ceej · 06-03-2012, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman

You know those cheap frozen pizzas you buy at your local grocer's.

Jeno's, Totino's, whhatever?

Yeah, they're better than Little Ceasar's, which is only slightly worse than Domino's.

Man..

I remember going to Emporia State for a year. They had a Dominos right across campus. At one time their pepperoni and jalapeno thin crust used to be the best.

I don't think I've ever had terrible pizza. Worst case a large quantity of Cholula or Tobasco offsets any iffy pizza.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 06-03-2012, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by CJizzles

Man..

I remember going to Emporia State for a year. They had a Dominos right across campus. At one time their pepperoni and jalapeno thin crust used to be the best.

I don't think I've ever had terrible pizza. Worst case a large quantity of Cholula or Tobasco offsets any iffy pizza.

I went to ESU too. Was Godfathers still open when you were there?

Ceej · 06-03-2012, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever

I went to ESU too. Was Godfathers still open when you were there?

I don't recall.

I attended 2003-2004.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 06-03-2012, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CJizzles

I don't recall.

I attended 2003-2004.

You'd know if it was. Quarter of a block from campus on Commercial, on the left. Too bad it closed. Good pizza. It's where we'd go when we had a few more bucks and could afford better than the Dominos.

I was there 88-91.

**Rain Man** · 06-03-2012, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever

I went to ESU too. Was Godfathers still open when you were there?

There was a Godfather's about five minutes from my house when I was in high school, and I adored that place. I'm not sure if it's the best pizza I've ever had, but it's in the discussion and could well rank up there. I prefer deep dish over other types of pizza.

Actually, the best pizza I've ever had is one that I've made myself. It's from (I think) the Silver Palate Cookbook and it takes all day to make, but ... wow.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 06-03-2012, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

There was a Godfather's about five minutes from my house when I was in high school, and I adored that place. I'm not sure if it's the best pizza I've ever had, but it's in the discussion and could well rank up there. I prefer deep dish over other types of pizza.

Actually, the best pizza I've ever had is one that I've made myself. It's from (I think) the Silver Palate Cookbook and it takes all day to make, but ... wow.

Godfathers wasn't the best but we liked it. I ate at a place in KC last year... a chain... can't recall the name now. Minskys! Just came to me, ha. Took one bite and said "it's Godfathers again!" It was nice to taste that again after so many years. Good times.

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