-- What is the absolute worst pizza that you recall eating?

[Simply Red]

I ask because I just got served a 'Hot-N-Ready' Little Ceasar's' steaming pepperoni turd.

That's honestly not worth $5.00.

Unless I was homeless, or something, then it might be.

No poll - just discus which Pizza Joints served you up a turd, store bought is fine here, too.

Any place where the focus is more on entertaining the kids than putting pizza on a table makes this list.

[Simply Red]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Any place where the focus is more on entertaining the kids than putting pizza on a table makes this list.

Funhouse even? It's dark w/ neon lights everywhere and they used to have a toy mechanical riding-bull.

[cabletech94]

we used to have a "who could make the jankest pizza" on buffet days.

i think the canadian bacon and onion with anchovies was the winner that one time.

there was one slice gone when the buffet rush was over. never saw who ate it. that poor bastard!

[Delano]

Yeah, I'll admit, I thought of CiCi's and Lil' Caeser's immediately.

There used to be a Godfathers here with two levels and in the center there was a big open area. The asshole in me loved to dump Parmesan dust from the balcony.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Best pizza I've ever had is Pizzeria Bianco down in Phoenix. I wanna hit up NY and try Lombardi's I've heard that's amazing.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Probably Incredible Pizza. Not only does their pizza suck, but I went there today and they told me I was required to purchase a fountain drink in order to eat pizza. So I left. It was over $20 for buffet for two people. I can get real pizza for that. I explained to the cashier, and subsequently to the manager, that we only wanted water to drink. They both replied, "There's no way around it. We have to charge you for a drink."

WTF????

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by cabletech94

we used to have a "who could make the jankest pizza" on buffet days.

i think the canadian bacon and onion with anchovies was the winner that one time.

there was one slice gone when the buffet rush was over. never saw who ate it. that poor bastard!

If you were a pizza flavor (ice cream) you'd be pralines and dick. /Garth

[cabletech94]

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever

If you were a pizza flavor (ice cream) you'd be pralines and dick. /Garth

i guarantee that if we had pralines there, they'd end up as a topping.

the dick thing (or related things), shit, SON, those easily ended up on certain asshats orders.

Originally Posted by Simply Red

Funhouse even? It's dark w/ neon lights everywhere and they used to have a toy mechanical riding-bull.

Funhouse is focused on pizza. Entertainment is secondary.

[Simply Red]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Funhouse is focused on pizza. Entertainment is secondary.

I'd like to focus on their pizza, haven't had it in years.

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Any place where the focus is more on entertaining the kids than putting pizza on a table makes this list.

Cici's or Pizza Street (I kinda think they're the same place.) All the pizza you want for like $2.99 each. It's horrible, but hey there's an arcade from 1983!!!!!

[Zebedee DuBois]

The worst pizza I ever had came from Little Caesars.

[rockymtnchief]

I'll throw in another vote for Lil Ceasers. I ate there once ten years ago and have never gone back.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois

The worst pizza I ever had came from Little Caesars.

When my daughter was a baby I once smeared one of her dirty diapers on a $5 pepperoni from Little Seizures and it improved it.

True story.

[Dartgod]

There is, or was, a place in Peculiar, MO called Katie's Pizza. A friend's band was playing there on a Friday night a couple of years ago, so we decided to go listen to them and eat some pizza.

I swear this was some frozen pizza that they unwrapped in the back and warmed up in the oven. Nasty stuff. We ordered ours with extra cheese and you could tell that they just cut some american cheese slices into little pieces and spread them around.