MU ****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread**** - Page 122

'Hamas' Jenkins · 01:02 PM

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.

Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.

Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO

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'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-13-2013, 10:36 AM

What have people seen in Freddie Prinz Jr. to make them optimistic about his ability?

BlackHelicopters · 10-13-2013, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Rams Fan

Up to 14 in the AP poll. Holy shit.

Unreal.

duncan_idaho · 10-13-2013, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by eazyb81

Disappointed to see Franklin get hurt again (man is he brittle or what), but I am excited to see what Mauk can do.

At the very least, we will have a much better expectation of what this team will look like for the next season or two. Mauk will likely be the starting QB for the next couple years unless he is worse than Berkstresser.

Hopefully we can beat UK and UT without Franklin (UK is almost as bad as kansas). If we can find a way to get at least one win against Florida, SC, Ole Piss, and A&M, then we will get to 9 wins, which I would be damn happy about.

9-3 in the SEC gets you to a pretty sweet bowl game and top 25 final ranking.

Agree, but I'm still aiming higher.

If Missouri can get to 17 points against Florida, I feel pretty confident it wins. Shoot, 14 stills gives you a great shot.

Go 1-1 vs. Florida and SC in the next two games, and it still will all be right there for Mizzou.

How epic would a 10-1 Missouri vs. 10-1 Texas A&M matchup to close the regular season be? With James Franklin potentially coming back for that game?

Sully · 10-13-2013, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mosbonian;

I could never see us doing that with the prior OC(I won't let his name pass my lips)

You must type in a weird way.

Pitt Gorilla · 10-13-2013, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by duncan_idaho

Josh Henson looks like a true star at OC. YEs, the Georgia defense is not good, but Henson's playcalling clearly befuddled the Bulldogs for much of the day, and he showed balls of fricking steel to call the WR option when he did. Head coach in waiting could be happening before our eyes.

Careful. Mizzou fan HATES promotion from within.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-13-2013, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

Careful. Mizzou fan HATES promotion from within.

They are right to be skeptical of internal promotion when it yields OCs like David Yost and ****tards like Alex Grinch.

**Saul Good** · 10-13-2013, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I never understood the flat footed stance. A lot of people have brought that up over the last two years, especially Saul Good. You couldn't put a QB in a less athletic position to throw the ball. Looking back, it might be fair to say that the best game Gabbert ever played was his first (although the OU game was very close). That's a pretty damning indictment itself.

It makes me wonder what Yost was, other than a dingleberry and potential asset in recruiting, because he was a terrible ****ing football coach.

Franklin was actually falling back into that habit yesterday on a few occasions.

Eleazar · 10-13-2013, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat

Mizzou up to #14.

http://collegefootball.ap.org/poll

I thought rising to #15 was a little optimistic, but a lot of ranked teams lost this week.

Pitt Gorilla · 10-13-2013, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

They are right to be skeptical of internal promotion when it yields OCs like David Yost and ****tards like Alex Grinch.

what do you dislike about grinch?

|Zach| · 10-14-2013, 07:38 AM

Field level highlights. The perspective from the double pass play is a really good bit of video here.

warpaint* · 10-14-2013, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

Franklin was actually falling back into that habit yesterday on a few occasions.

I noticed that watching the game over.

**Saul Good** · 10-14-2013, 10:35 AM

Kentrell Brothers named SEC Defensive player of the week.

ChiefsCountry · 10-14-2013, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by duncan_idaho

Yost was a ballwasher. Did whatever Pinkel wanted. I think it's hilarious a guy who played WR in college and is a grinder/worker type coach (rather than a flashy guru type) has made Yost look like shit as a QB coach.

Andy Hill is on my short list to replace Terry Allen. He was a finalist when he hired nosepicker.

warpaint* · 10-14-2013, 10:44 AM

Hill's making $300k....if MoSt is paying that much for a HC things have changed down there.

Tjeerdsma at $150k was making more than y'alls coach before he retired last time I checked but that was a few years ago.

**Saul Good** · 10-14-2013, 10:54 AM

Florida has lost their top RB for the season.

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