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Old 04-24-2005, 09:25 PM   Topic Starter
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My up and down weekend.

Wife said she'd take me for a weekend outing to Aspen. Yaaaaay!

Had to leave and miss the draft. Boooooo.

Got to drive through beautiful mountain scenery, including Leadville, the highest city in the U.S. Yaaaaaay!

Mountain pass was closed for snow. Had to backtrack 75 miles to take another route. Boooooo.

Had nice weather on our new route. Drove with the top down on the apricot Beamer. Yaaaaaaay!

Ran into a massive cloud of insects next to the river in Glenwood Springs. Whap! Whap! Whap! Hits to the face around the windshield. Boooooo.

Got to Aspen. Yaaaaaay!

Aspen is expensive. Boooooooo.

Got a great deal on the hotel and got upgraded to a suite for free. Yaaaaaay!

Turned on the TV, and ESPN refused to provide any coverage of the Chiefs. Boooooooo.

We got Derrick Johnson! Yaaaaaaay!

We drafted a punter? Boooooo.

Wait. We drafted a punter? Yaaaaaaay!

Woke up in the middle of the night with a splitting altitude headache. Booooooo.

Hunted around, found pills in wife's overnight kit. Yaaaaaaay!

Couldn't tell what the pills were. One had an E on it. Excedrin? Or Estrogen? Booooo.

Took the E pill. Headache went away. Yaaaaaaaay!

My nipples are bigger now. Booooooo.

Didn't have to shave this morning, got breakfast in bed at hotel. Yaaaaaay!

Wife wanted to go shopping in Aspen. Booooooo.

I found a cool-looking pair of jeans on sale. Yaaaaay!

They cost $1,300. Boooooo.

Wife found a painting she liked at an art gallery. Yaaaaaay! Uh-oh.

Wife bought it. Yikes. Boooooo.

Wife agreed to fund painting out of our landscaping project budget, and it really is a nice painting. Yaaaay!

Had to leave Aspen. Booooo.

Beautiful snowfall in high country. Gorgeous, fantastic scenery. Yaaaaay!

Snow turned into blizzard. Booooo.

Several jerky drivers ran off road and overturned, blocking traffic behind us and giving us no traffic coming down mountain. Yaaaay!

Snow plow decided to drop gravel, pelting the apricot Beamer with huge rocks at no notice. Boooooo.

Got home. Yaaaaaay!

Checked draft, never heard of most players. Booooo.

Re-read about Derrick Johnson. Yaaaaaay!
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Old 04-24-2005, 09:27 PM   #2
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Old 04-24-2005, 09:28 PM   #3
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Old 04-24-2005, 09:32 PM   #4
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Dude - never take a pill with "E" on it again.

Thanks for calling me Dude. That puts a fear to rest. Yaaaaay!
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Old 04-24-2005, 09:39 PM   #5
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Old 04-24-2005, 09:42 PM   #6
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Old 04-24-2005, 10:02 PM   #7
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They cost $1,300. Boooooo.
Were they really 1,300 dollars? Not that I doubt you but exageration sometimes adds intruige to a story.
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Old 04-24-2005, 11:10 PM   #8
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Dude - never take a pill with "E" on it again.
He didn't mention finding the lines on his hand fascinating or listening to techno music for 27 straight hours. I think he's okay.
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Old 04-25-2005, 04:17 AM   #9
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He didn't mention finding the lines on his hand fascinating or listening to techno music for 27 straight hours. I think he's okay.
If he'd said something about glowsticks or pacifiers, it would have been too late to help.
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Old 04-24-2005, 10:07 PM   #10
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Old 04-24-2005, 10:19 PM   #11
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Old 04-24-2005, 10:07 PM   #12
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Old 04-24-2005, 10:49 PM   #13
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I'll trade up and down or my weekend. Wifes best friend came over yesterday with her two boys. Boooooo! (3 boys under the age of 6 and all loud)

Wife and friend making dinner. Yaaay.

Wifes friend get a phone call, boyfriend of last year in a motorcycle wreck and in hospital Boooo!

Take wifes friend to the hospital for a guy who never goes to the doctor, we are talking three days home not thinking straight due to a concussion and a shifter through the leg. Booooo!

It only gets worse from there, unconsious since about 6:30 last night, brain swelling, skull broke in 16 places, may not come out of it...

She goes to leave this morning and her tire goes flat.

She borrows he wifes car and get in a wreck.

I could go on, but you get the idea...
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Old 04-24-2005, 11:03 PM   #14
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I'll trade up and down or my weekend. Wifes best friend came over yesterday with her two boys. Boooooo! (3 boys under the age of 6 and all loud)

Wife and friend making dinner. Yaaay.

Wifes friend get a phone call, boyfriend of last year in a motorcycle wreck and in hospital Boooo!

Take wifes friend to the hospital for a guy who never goes to the doctor, we are talking three days home not thinking straight due to a concussion and a shifter through the leg. Booooo!

It only gets worse from there, unconsious since about 6:30 last night, brain swelling, skull broke in 16 places, may not come out of it...

She goes to leave this morning and her tire goes flat.

She borrows he wifes car and get in a wreck.

I could go on, but you get the idea...

Sell one of her kids to re-coup your costs and for your time. See - there's a solution to every problem.
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Old 04-24-2005, 11:05 PM   #15
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Sell one of her kids to re-coup your costs and for your time. See - there's a solution to every problem.
Well, she is at the hospital right now and the boys are staying here...

As usually is the case, if he would have wore a helmet he would just be bitching about wrecking his bike.
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