Misc If you could win an Olympic Gold..... - Page 4

RJ · 08-21-2008, 07:49 PM

In which Olympic event would you most want to win a gold medal, and why?

For me it would be the 400 meter. That was my best distance in high school - in those days it was 440 yards but close enough - and a race I really enjoyed running. It's such a great race at that level, a sprint that covers a quarter mile. I'm always really impressed by those guys, amazing combination of speed and stamina.

I guess my 2nd choice would be basketball. I always enjoyed watching the US teams back in the day, college guys playing against other nation's professionals. Those medals were something to be proud of.

I admire the swimmers but being a lousy swimmer I don't aspire to be that. Just can't relate, I suppose.

Howzabout youse?

**Nzoner** · 08-22-2008, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ

drink beer

Now there's an event I could get motivated for.

Slayer Diablo · 08-22-2008, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Joie

Handball is too recognizable? I'd never heard of it until this morning.

Really? Well, now that I think of it...I've never heard anyone in the States mention it, so maybe. Now the Modern Pentathalon...there's an event to get a gold!

Braincase · 08-22-2008, 09:10 AM

Decathlon. Only one event defines the "World's Greatest Athlete".

100m
110m HH
400m
1500m
High Jump
Long Jump
Pole Vault
Shot Put
Discus
Javelin

I was on top of the world when I broke 6000 points. These days the world record is over 9000.

kepp · 08-22-2008, 09:17 AM

I'm not really sure, but it would have something to do with Nastia Liukin.

Chief Chief · 08-22-2008, 10:05 AM

Women's table tennis because...

1 - I'd be the first evah U.S. gold medal winner in that event;

2 - I'd get to see lots of nekkid women in the locker room;

3 - They'd get lots of thrills when I paddle their buck-nekkid arses and shove ping pong balls up their pie-holes!

Demonpenz · 08-22-2008, 10:15 AM

clean and jerk

**Rausch** · 08-22-2008, 10:19 AM

Wrestling.

There is no controversy.

You, me, I beat your @$$. There's no team or weak link to blame. No one else to claim glory.

You and one other person.

You're good enough or you aren't...

**Rausch** · 08-22-2008, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

clean and jerk

Too and easy...

Demonpenz · 08-22-2008, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

Too and easy...

I know I know. I just got out of the shower and that of course is what I am thinking about. Exept I probably should do it in the shower. Or I could just smell like asparagus all day

patteeu · 08-22-2008, 10:46 AM

1. Decathlon - you get called the "World's Greatest Athlete"

2. 100m Dash - you get called the "World's Fastest Human"

3. 400m Individual Medley - it's a good all-around swimming event and you're done early so you can get an early start on the olympic village meat market.

Kerberos · 08-22-2008, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

Slut fuckin.

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

clean and jerk

Wouldn't this be the same thing for GoChiefs?

As I don't see masterbation as a sport I think GoChiefs could prolly take the GOLD!

Demonpenz · 08-22-2008, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Kerberos

Wouldn't this be the same thing for GoChiefs?

As I don't see masterbation as a sport I think GoChiefs could prolly take the GOLD!

Come on. If it was a real compition. The person in best shape would still win. As a bigger guy myself I when I get up to 3 it takes a mental image of like 4 girls, lube, and then I am stroking, sweating, legs are twitching, just for alittle bit to come out at the end

**SAUTO** · 08-22-2008, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Come on. If it was a real compition. The person in best shape would still win. As a bigger guy myself I when I get up to 3 it takes a mental image of like 4 girls, lube, and then I am stroking, sweating, legs are twitching, just for alittle bit to come out at the end

you are a sad sad man

**Rausch** · 08-22-2008, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

I know I know. I just got out of the shower and that of course is what I am thinking about. Exept I probably should do it in the shower. Or I could just smell like asparagus all day

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Spicy McHaggis · 08-22-2008, 11:03 AM

I liked running all the sprint races but the one I really enjoyed was the 200. Doesn't get nearly the glory the 100 or 400 does.

08-21-2008, 07:49 PM
RJ Supporter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: In a shotgun shack Casino cash: $9955202	If you could win an Olympic Gold..... In which Olympic event would you most want to win a gold medal, and why? For me it would be the 400 meter. That was my best distance in high school - in those days it was 440 yards but close enough - and a race I really enjoyed running. It's such a great race at that level, a sprint that covers a quarter mile. I'm always really impressed by those guys, amazing combination of speed and stamina. I guess my 2nd choice would be basketball. I always enjoyed watching the US teams back in the day, college guys playing against other nation's professionals. Those medals were something to be proud of. I admire the swimmers but being a lousy swimmer I don't aspire to be that. Just can't relate, I suppose. Howzabout youse?
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Spicy McHaggis Keep 'er Movin' Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $9905359	I liked running all the sprint races but the one I really enjoyed was the 200. Doesn't get nearly the glory the 100 or 400 does.
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