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72 virgins myth
According to Qur'an verse 56:36, they do reserve for men who enter the paradise. Here are the descriptions about these female virgins:
Wide and beautiful/lovely eyes Like pearls Hairless except the eye brows and the head Beautiful White 60 cubits [27.5 meters] tall 7 cubits in width Transparent to the marrow of their bones Eternally young Companions of equal age Untouched / with hymen unbroken by sexual intercourse Virgins Voluptuous/full-breasted With large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang Appetizing vaginas Chaste females Restraining their glances Modest gaze Splendid Pure Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating and childfree All these description beside the size of it are very appealing, except the last entry. Are they droids? The link: http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins |
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08-30-2011, 07:57 AM | #2 |
Buddy Christ is a Chiefs fan
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I like boobies.
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08-30-2011, 07:58 AM | #3 |
"Think BOOM!"
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That's a big bitch.
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08-30-2011, 07:58 AM | #4 |
I'm with the Banned
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Do they remain silent unless spoken to? eternity with 72 bitches that can't shut up would be hell, if you ask me....
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08-30-2011, 07:58 AM | #5 |
Buddy Christ is a Chiefs fan
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and ice cream
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"You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, "I CAN'T PROCESS IT!" Well, no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know?" Carlos Irwin Estevez |
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08-30-2011, 07:59 AM | #6 |
Run Chiefs fans, run!!
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If I had 72 virgins at my disposal I would want more variety, why make them all the same? That is a rip off.
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08-30-2011, 08:00 AM | #7 |
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How can they be both white AND transparent?
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08-30-2011, 08:01 AM | #8 |
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Big hairless white women that have never touched a penis? Sounds like a bunch of Rosie O'Donnells. PASS.
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08-30-2011, 08:01 AM | #9 |
In Search of a Life
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Two years later you have 72 women who tell you you're loading the dishwasher all wrong.
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08-30-2011, 08:01 AM | #10 |
Live free or die hard
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What can I get for a rib?
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08-30-2011, 08:03 AM | #11 |
Go Beavers!
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08-30-2011, 08:04 AM | #12 |
The Constitutional Choo choo
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Can you stone them to death after you squirt on they're titties
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08-30-2011, 08:06 AM | #13 |
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That's almost as crazy as stories of houses made out of gold.
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08-30-2011, 08:12 AM | #14 |
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From the link:
"The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint." Sound like some hermits doing some serious fantasy in caves. |
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08-30-2011, 08:13 AM | #15 |
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