Football is for nerds

[Hammock Parties]

Jake: you should read today's PA
Jake: it made a lot of sense to me
FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS

me: that's awesome

Jake: ISN'T IT?

I kinda want to watch football now
of course, I just installed a processor, and the fumes from the thermal remover are kinda strong
so I might just be a little high

me: the OL/QB as tanks/wizards thing is very accurate
OL takes all the damage

Jake: I'm seriously opening windows, I'm light headed that crap is strong

me: if the QB takes damage he's ****ed

Jake: the whole thing is pretty accurate, honestly
QB's your glass cannon
the line as tanks
it all makes sense

me: but occasionally you get rare elite QBs like ben roethlisberger who can take a lot of damage
and there are also low level wizards like matt cassel, the Chiefs dogshit QB

Jake: that's like your warlock in wow... glass cannon, but not so squishy

me: who constantly gets pwned by mobs

Jake: lol

me: critical hits, quite literally, in football