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Old 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM  
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The Joeckeling of SNR
It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:15 AM   #151
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:36 AM   #152
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:46 AM   #153
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:50 AM   #154
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I'm truly going to be surpirsed if...

A) Albert is on this roster past draft weekend.
B) Fisher or Joeckel aren't Chiefs by 8:15 EST time on April 25.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:14 PM   #155
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I'm truly going to be surpirsed if...

A) Albert is on this roster past draft weekend.
B) Fisher or Joeckel aren't Chiefs by 8:15 EST time on April 25.
Source or speculation?
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:15 PM   #156
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:16 PM   #157
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This will be such a sideways move.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:18 PM   #158
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This will be such a sideways move.
Yea it will. Why would they even make this move.

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Old 04-04-2013, 12:24 PM   #160
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I can see that happening TBG, but I don't like it.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:29 PM   #161
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:31 PM   #162
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:32 PM   #163
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I'm truly going to be surpirsed if...

A) Albert is on this roster past draft weekend.
B) Fisher or Joeckel aren't Chiefs by 8:15 EST time on April 25.
I can get on board, but only if the Chiefs can get what I heard they're asking, a second and a conditional pick next year.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:33 PM   #164
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Yea it will. Why would they even make this move.

Albert > Fisher > Joeckel
I don't agree.

I think Albert's a nice player, but when it's all said and done Joeckel and Fisher are going to be better NFL players.

That's not to say I agree with swapping them out, but Albert throughout this process wants to get paid like he's a top LT and I don't think the people inside that FO think he's top 5.

They franchised him to trade him.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:33 PM   #165
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It is official. I now have five bitches.
What you have, is five golden opportunities to get your ass handed to you. If this team drafts Joekel, I really don't want to be you, sir.
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