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Old 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM  
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The Joeckeling of SNR
It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:51 PM   #181
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Albert's demanding top 5 money right now. The rookie won't sniff top 5 money until 6 years from now.
Even 6 years from now Joeckel wont be top 5. However I think Fisher can be.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:51 PM   #182
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So everyone is dead wrong about Joeckel, except some people on a Chiefs fan board that want Geno Smith?
Based on all the facts presented ad-nausem, and combined with franchise history; YES, MOTHER****ER! YES!
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:52 PM   #183
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Even 6 years from now Joeckel wont be top 5. However I think Fisher can be.
Niether are valid options in the top ten.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:52 PM   #184
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Albert's demanding top 5 money right now. The rookie won't sniff top 5 money until 6 years from now.
So our plan going forward is to move up and draft a guy, let him play at a high level and then let him walk or trade him...

Why did we just re-sign Bowe and Colquitt? That should'nt have been part of the plan.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:53 PM   #185
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Little bit of info and some speculation on my part.
I know we bug you constantly for this stuff, but any word on how geno's visit went?
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:54 PM   #186
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Niether are valid options in the top ten.
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I actually think Fisher can be.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:54 PM   #187
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Think about this:


The Chiefs value the LT position SO HIGH that they are considering drafting it at 1.1 over a QBOTF.

The same regime is letting a top 10 LT go because apparently he wants "top money"

The same regime just paid Colquitt top money. A ****ing punter. The same position that isn't needed if you have an offense worth a shit.



The same fanbase that was pissed about Brandon Carr not getting resigned is the same fanbase that is completely fine with replacing Albert with Joeckel.
FFS it's insane.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:56 PM   #188
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I know we bug you constantly for this stuff, but any word on how geno's visit went?
According to Jim Corbett Genos visit went very good.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:57 PM   #189
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The Chiefs value the LT position SO HIGH that they are considering drafting it at 1.1 over a QBOTF.

The same regime is letting a top 10 LT go because apparently he wants "top money"

The same regime just paid Colquitt top money. A ****ing punter. The same position that isn't needed if you have an offense worth a shit.



The same fanbase that was pissed about Brandon Carr not getting resigned is the same fanbase that is completely fine with replacing Albert with Joeckel.
FFS it's insane.
If Albert signs long term he will be making less money this year and free up approx 3 mil.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:57 PM   #190
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According to Jim Corbett Genos visit went very good.
you been to your own shiny, shitty thread? I don't give a **** what jim corbett says. I didn't give a **** what jim corbett said the last five times I read it in your freaking posts about it in every ****ing thread.

**** off. get HIV. drink a gallon of antifreeze. either way, just go the **** away.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:58 PM   #191
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The Chiefs value the LT position SO HIGH that they are considering drafting it at 1.1 over a QBOTF.

The same regime is letting a top 10 LT go because apparently he wants "top money"

The same regime just paid Colquitt top money. A ****ing punter. The same position that isn't needed if you have an offense worth a shit.



The same fanbase that was pissed about Brandon Carr not getting resigned is the same fanbase that is completely fine with replacing Albert with Joeckel.
FFS it's insane.
If the Chiefs think Geno Smith is a legit QBOTF, they'll draft him. If they don't, what they're really doing is drafting a top end LT over a journeyman-at-best QB project.
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Albert's demanding top 5 money right now. The rookie won't sniff top 5 money until 6 years from now.
I don't care, it's money.
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The Chiefs value the LT position SO HIGH that they are considering drafting it at 1.1 over a QBOTF.

The same regime is letting a top 10 LT go because apparently he wants "top money"

The same regime just paid Colquitt top money. A ****ing punter. The same position that isn't needed if you have an offense worth a shit.



The same fanbase that was pissed about Brandon Carr not getting resigned is the same fanbase that is completely fine with replacing Albert with Joeckel.
FFS it's insane.
That is some wickedly warped shit.
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Old 04-04-2013, 01:02 PM   #194
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you been to your own shiny, shitty thread? I don't give a **** what jim corbett says. I didn't give a **** what jim corbett said the last five times I read it in your freaking posts about it in every ****ing thread.

**** off. get HIV. drink a gallon of antifreeze. either way, just go the **** away.
I have my own thread?
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Old 04-04-2013, 01:02 PM   #195
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According to Jim Corbett Genos visit went very good.
Just about every visit they have had has gone very good. Reading anything into that is dumb.
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