Chiefs The Joeckeling of SNR - Page 15

Direckshun · 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM

It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.

penbrook · 04-04-2013, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

If I had my way, I'd trade Albert, start Stephenson, sign Clabo and draft Geno.

This.

**The Bad Guy** · 04-04-2013, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebolapox

this is the last time I'll bug you on this specifically. seriously, apologies. this has got to get old for you, I'm sorry for asking--just curious.

Sorry man missed the post.

The only info I got was that it went well, but that's standard. They like his arm a lot.

I continue to be told no smokescreen.

Just Passin' By · 04-04-2013, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

If I had my way, I'd trade Albert, start Stephenson, sign Clabo and draft Geno.

They'd probably be better off trading the pick to a team like the Raiders (I know, but it's just an example) for a 2nd this year and their 1st next year. I'd certainly give the Jaguars a call about the idea.

penbrook · 04-04-2013, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

Sorry man missed the post.

The only info I got was that it went well, but that's standard. They like his arm a lot.

I continue to be told no smokescreen.

Yea have to agree. After reading the article about what Breer asked Dorsey and Dorsey is insisting that hes not smokescreening anybody.

Sassy Squatch · 04-04-2013, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by penbook

Yea have to agree. After reading the article about what Breer asked Dorsey and Dorsey is insisting that hes not smokescreening anybody.

Are you naive? The point of a smokescreen is to make people believe you have interest. He won't ever insinuate anything we do is a smokescreen.

Direckshun · 04-04-2013, 02:23 PM

The one playoff game he's played, Branden Albert was beated like a rented mule by Suggs.

Just saying.

**The Bad Guy** · 04-04-2013, 02:25 PM

Yeah, despite being told no smokescreen, and Dorsey's article, there's still an enormous chance of a smoke screen.

Just Passin' By · 04-04-2013, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle

Are you naive? The point of a smokescreen is to make people believe you have interest. He won't ever insinuate anything we do is a smokescreen.

Andy Reid wiped his ass with his right hand this morning, not his left. We're getting GENO! /penbook

**The Bad Guy** · 04-04-2013, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

The one playoff game he's played, Branden Albert was beated like a rented mule by Suggs.

Just saying.

Albert has had his moments of greatness here.

I just don't see a dominant player like a majority here have been saying. I trust a lot of their evaluations (sans GoChiefs who just spews others opinions), but just don't see what they do.

Setsuna · 04-04-2013, 02:32 PM

@ people jerking off Jackal. Didn't they say the same things about Kalil? He is going to get punked so bad. The difference between the NFL and college is massive. Joker gonna get wtfpwnd. Anyone look at the schedules yet or are they out? I wanna see possible draft team schedules for who can realistically draft him. EXCEPT the Jags.

patteeu · 04-04-2013, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

Sorry man missed the post.

The only info I got was that it went well, but that's standard. They like his arm a lot.

I continue to be told no smokescreen.

Did they say anything about whether or not he was able to inspire them? Did your source sound like he'd been drained of energy?

**The Bad Guy** · 04-04-2013, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Setsuna

@ people jerking off Jackal. Didn't they say the same things about Kalil? He is going to get punked so bad. The difference between the NFL and college is massive. Joker gonna get wtfpwnd. Anyone look at the schedules yet or are they out? I wanna see possible draft team schedules for who can realistically draft him. EXCEPT the Jags.

It's funny watching you post like you know what the **** you are talking about.

Kalil had a great rookie year.

**The Bad Guy** · 04-04-2013, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by patteeu

Did they say anything about whether or not he was able to inspire them? Did your source sound like he'd been drained of energy?

Ha, the source was pissed that Geno didn't offer the maintenance staff help.

RyFo18 · 04-04-2013, 02:37 PM

I can't wait until they draft Eric Fisher.

patteeu · 04-04-2013, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by RyFo18

I can't wait until they draft Eric Fisher.

Big fan of the Fishman, huh?

04-03-2013, 09:25 PM
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $4383447	The Joeckeling of SNR It's happening, bitches. For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games. If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR. If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun. (This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.) I am sleepwalking through this one, folks. I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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04-04-2013, 02:23 PM	#216
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $4383447	The one playoff game he's played, Branden Albert was beated like a rented mule by Suggs. Just saying.
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The Bad Guy Scott Pioli Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Copacobana Casino cash: $9373645	Yeah, despite being told no smokescreen, and Dorsey's article, there's still an enormous chance of a smoke screen. __________________
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04-04-2013, 02:32 PM	#220
Setsuna Paladin Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Gator Country Casino cash: $10008487	@ people jerking off Jackal. Didn't they say the same things about Kalil? He is going to get punked so bad. The difference between the NFL and college is massive. Joker gonna get wtfpwnd. Anyone look at the schedules yet or are they out? I wanna see possible draft team schedules for who can realistically draft him. EXCEPT the Jags.
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04-04-2013, 02:37 PM	#224
RyFo18 Masochist/Chiefs Fan Join Date: Dec 2009 Casino cash: $10004925	I can't wait until they draft Eric Fisher. __________________ My weekly NFL Podcast on iTunes
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