Football Orton Hears a Boo, by Dr. Suess - Page 2

Ugly Duck · 08-23-2009, 11:08 PM

Good stuff in the CBSsports.com Broncos Camp Report:

The Denver Broncos -- for the moment -- are a dumpster fire.

The potential for implosion is almost Oakland Raiders-like.

link: http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/12098615

manchambo · 08-24-2009, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Molitoth

The Broncos will win 3 games this year.

This little ****er has ****ed us so bad that we can't even cheer for that. The team is bad enough to get a really high pick for the first time in 20-odd years and he traded it away. For a second round pick.

Quesadilla Joe · 08-24-2009, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by manchambo

This little ****er has ****ed us so bad that we can't even cheer for that. The team is bad enough to get a really high pick for the first time in 20-odd years and he traded it away. For a second round pick.

ClevelandBronco · 08-24-2009, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by manchambo

This little ****er has ****ed us so bad that we can't even cheer for that. The team is bad enough to get a really high pick for the first time in 20-odd years and he traded it away. For a second round pick.

Thanks for pointing that shit out.

****, ****, ****.

ClevelandBronco · 08-24-2009, 10:21 AM

And ****.

rambleonthruthefog · 08-24-2009, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Silock

The AFC West is now the joke of the NFL.

no, it was last year, too

CoMoChief · 08-24-2009, 10:23 AM

Denver fires McDaniels after the season in 2011,

Than hires Herm for the 2012 season

. Oh what great joy that would bring to me.

ClevelandBronco · 08-24-2009, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

Denver fires McDaniels after the season in 2011,

Than hires Herm for the 2012 season

. Oh what great joy that would bring to me.

You are Satan himself.

Agent V · 08-24-2009, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by KnowMo2724

Don't make fun of your fellow Broncos fans for not cheering for left-handed interceptions.

ClevelandBronco · 08-24-2009, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by chief103182

Don't make fun of your fellow Broncos fans for not cheering for left-handed interceptions.

We've done the left handed pass for an INT-TD before...

JD10367 · 08-24-2009, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.
Kyle Orton Sucks It one hundred percent.

Orton doesn't suck it, take it from me,
He's just a bit more of a system QB.
He's not a top-tier passer, that's plain to see,
And Denver will be scoring less 7, more 3.
With Denver becoming a big ball of suck,
Orton will find himself plum out of luck,
That football, he'll pull into his belly to tuck,
And run for his life since his offense will f**k
The poor Neckbeard right up his ol' poopety-chute...
There's little chance Denver brings home postseason loot.
More likely the bottom-feeders, a high draft spot to boot,
Their coach will be fired, and Chiefs fans will hoot.

Pitt Gorilla · 08-24-2009, 11:07 AM

2 Questions.

1) Don't get me wrong, it is awesome that it happened, but why in the world would Denver trade Cuter? A lot of teams would kill for a very good, young starting QB and Denver shipped him off for NeckBeard and picks. Unreal.

2) Why do Denver fans defend this trade? I understand supporting your team, but this is similar to Quentin Castile going from potential Heisman winner to "eh, we have better players anyway." Can't people just admit that the situation might suck?

ClevelandBronco · 08-24-2009, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Orton doesn't suck it, take it from me,
He's just a bit more of a system QB.
He's not a top-tier passer, that's plain to see,
And Denver will be scoring less 7, more 3.
With Denver becoming a big ball of suck,
Orton will find himself plum out of luck,
That football, he'll pull into his belly to tuck,
And run for his life since his offense will f**k
The poor Neckbeard right up his ol' poopety-chute...
There's little chance Denver brings home postseason loot.
More likely the bottom-feeders, a high draft spot to boot,
Their coach will be fired, and Chiefs fans will hoot.

You have no sense of meter.

JD10367 · 08-24-2009, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

You have no sense of meter.

You have no chance in hell of getting to 8-8.

Kerberos · 08-24-2009, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

As much as I agree that the Broncos are in a problematic situation, I doubt that they're going 2-14 anytime soon.

There's nothing wrong with going 2-14. It builds character and pretty much guarantees a top 5 draft pick.

LaChapelle · 08-24-2009, 11:30 AM

I hear Champ has lost a step(Mane). I don't think he throws the fear into QBs like he once did.

08-23-2009, 11:08 PM
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Pitt Gorilla Banned! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201 Casino cash: $2840194	2 Questions. 1) Don't get me wrong, it is awesome that it happened, but why in the world would Denver trade Cuter? A lot of teams would kill for a very good, young starting QB and Denver shipped him off for NeckBeard and picks. Unreal. 2) Why do Denver fans defend this trade? I understand supporting your team, but this is similar to Quentin Castile going from potential Heisman winner to "eh, we have better players anyway." Can't people just admit that the situation might suck? __________________ Your son is a bench warmer because of your weak genetics not because of the coach Norlin Mommsen is disgusting.
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LaChapelle Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	I hear Champ has lost a step(Mane). I don't think he throws the fear into QBs like he once did.
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