Movies and TV If you like "The Closer", please kill yourself. - Page 2

Sweet Daddy Hate · 07-15-2010, 11:49 AM

Oh my mother****ing God; how in the merry, blue **** did this show last this long? Okay, so I was sittin' back with a nice buzz going, too lazy to change the channel because my Uni-Remote was on the fritz.

So's, I sit back to watch this show and I could not believe how god-awful that bitch and her show are. First off, her character is the most annoying **** I have ever seen on television. Period. She's obnoxious, impatient, and if she didn't look like a monkey-faced reerun, in need of a good ROR horsedick-smack upside the head which might improve her looks. Maybe.
If you fella's, ANY of you fella's think that woman is "hot", please kill yourselves immediately.

"Krya Sedgewick is; The Monkey Faced reerun ****".

Thank you, that is all.

**notorious** · 07-15-2010, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ROR

Oh it kicks "That 80's Show"'s ass!

Wait/wut?

I know, I know. It's like saying that eating dog shit is better then eating cat shit.

In the end both are still shit.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 07-15-2010, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious

I know, I know. It's like saying that eating dog shit is better then eating cat shit.

In the end both are still shit.

And the thing is, you just KNOW that guy from "Spiderman" and "Oz" is just looking at that bitch going, "who the **** do I have to blow to get MY own show in this life"?!

kindra68 · 07-15-2010, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ROR

His taste in women is as good as his music I see!

ahhh HA! i see what you did there! they BOTH suck!

Sweet Daddy Hate · 07-15-2010, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by kindra68

ahhh HA! i see what you did there! they BOTH suck!

milkman · 07-15-2010, 08:00 PM

Just how lazy do you have to be, to be too lazy to switch channels in this day and age?

**doomy3** · 07-15-2010, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman

Just how lazy do you have to be, to be too lazy to switch channels in this day and age?

So lazy that instead of doing something productive (like working or trying to find a job) you are sitting in a chair, drunk, watching television in the middle of a Thursday.

BWillie · 07-15-2010, 08:38 PM

I like Criminal Minds, and can stand some of the Law and Orders but I agree the Closer is just plain terrible. I don't know how people like this show.

milkman · 07-15-2010, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by doomy3

So lazy that instead of doing something productive (like working or trying to find a job) you are sitting in a chair, drunk, watching television in the middle of a Thursday.

Give him a break, will ya.

There's a limited number of McDonald's in the Phoenix area.

**Bane** · 07-15-2010, 08:50 PM

I watched the very first episode and said fugg it after that.

Ugly Duck · 07-15-2010, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ROR

The show is shit.

Yeah, but its highly rated and critically acclaimed.

**RealSNR** · 07-15-2010, 11:46 PM

My 95 year-old grandma and I were watching some TV and having some coffee during one of my visits. She's fully senile.

But a promo for The Closer came on, and my grandma goes, "that's the dumbest show I've ever heard of? What? Does the bitch just run around all day closing doors?"

I know it's not that funny, but her delivery was just so perfect. I was laughing on the ground for about 5 minutes.

Simply Red · 07-15-2010, 11:49 PM

never seen it.

sportsman1 · 07-15-2010, 11:53 PM

Better crime show on TNT is Memphis Beat. I like Jason Lee. Show has potential if it takes off. That closer chick certainly is an ugly one. Not sure shes qualified to lick the splooge off of my boots.

**007** · 07-16-2010, 12:11 AM

I have only seen it once and didn't like it. The only real crime shows I even like are NCIS and Castle.

BWillie · 07-16-2010, 12:15 AM

Speaking of these shows.....CSI is quite comical. Especially that red haired fuck on CSI Miami. That guy is such a tool. He would make getting a parking ticket a dramatic affair.

07-15-2010, 11:49 AM
Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	If you like "The Closer", please kill yourself. Oh my mother**ing God; how in the merry, blue did this show last this long? Okay, so I was sittin' back with a nice buzz going, too lazy to change the channel because my Uni-Remote was on the fritz. So's, I sit back to watch this show and I could not believe how god-awful that bitch and her show are. First off, her character is the most annoying I have ever seen on television. Period. She's obnoxious, impatient, and if she didn't look like a monkey-faced reerun, in need of a good ROR horsedick-smack upside the head which might improve her looks. Maybe. If you fella's, ANY of you fella's think that woman is "hot", please kill yourselves immediately. "Krya Sedgewick is; The Monkey Faced reerun **". Thank you, that is all.
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milkman Dumbass! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Leading the Marty bashing Casino cash: $10029395	Just how lazy do you have to be, to be too lazy to switch channels in this day and age? __________________
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BWillie Future NBA Finals MVP Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Earth Casino cash: $2411241	I like Criminal Minds, and can stand some of the Law and Orders but I agree the Closer is just plain terrible. I don't know how people like this show. __________________ Who wants free money? Use the link below to sign up at Bovada, BetOnline, Black Chip Poker and Ignition. Contact me for private deals, spot bonuses, possible rakeback or any questions! Bovada, Ignition, BetOnline, Black Chip Poker: baldeaglepoker.com Bovada Poker is back! Get up to $500 poker deposit bonus.
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Bane C.H.I.E.F.S Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: **** your face Casino cash: $10005055	I watched the very first episode and said fugg it after that.
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RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $2340208	My 95 year-old grandma and I were watching some TV and having some coffee during one of my visits. She's fully senile. But a promo for The Closer came on, and my grandma goes, "that's the dumbest show I've ever heard of? What? Does the bitch just run around all day closing doors?" I know it's not that funny, but her delivery was just so perfect. I was laughing on the ground for about 5 minutes.
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Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	never seen it.
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07-15-2010, 11:53 PM	#28
sportsman1 Nomadical Transient in Chief Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fort Worth, TX Casino cash: $10005215	Better crime show on TNT is Memphis Beat. I like Jason Lee. Show has potential if it takes off. That closer chick certainly is an ugly one. Not sure shes qualified to lick the splooge off of my boots.
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07-16-2010, 12:11 AM	#29
007 Shaken. Not stirred. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London Casino cash: $14060126 VARSITY	I have only seen it once and didn't like it. The only real crime shows I even like are NCIS and Castle. __________________ My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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