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View Poll Results: How will the Raider Rusher die? | |||
Pelted to death by AA batteries | 10 | 15.87% | |
Stabbed in the parking lot by members of the Latin Kings | 28 | 44.44% | |
Thrown from the upper deck | 17 | 26.98% | |
Beaten to death by 49er fans | 2 | 3.17% | |
Other (explain) | 6 | 9.52% | |
Voters: 63. You may not vote on this poll |
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09-22-2013, 09:36 PM | Topic Starter |
Mahomes or GTFO
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The new Raiders Mascot death poll
You've probably seen this thing. It's hideous. Even for the Raiders. The question is, their fans are already calling for this thing's head (all 8' of it) and he hasn't even been unveiled yet. What will be his end?
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09-22-2013, 09:43 PM | #2 |
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09-22-2013, 09:47 PM | #3 |
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Stabbed in the neck by a homemade shiv that one of the Raider fans out on parole sneaks into the game in his rectum.
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09-22-2013, 09:48 PM | #4 |
Mahomes or GTFO
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I feel like you can't make this up unless you've done it?
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09-22-2013, 09:53 PM | #5 |
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09-22-2013, 10:07 PM | #6 |
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09-22-2013, 09:49 PM | #7 |
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Perforated rectum....you can figure out how....
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09-22-2013, 09:52 PM | #8 |
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A stoning... in thy mercy
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09-22-2013, 11:27 PM | #9 |
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09-22-2013, 11:45 PM | #10 |
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09-22-2013, 10:08 PM | #11 |
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Is that real?
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09-22-2013, 10:13 PM | #12 |
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Tossed from the upper deck. Someone will be quoted as saying, "We really thought he'd just bounce and be ok. We didn't know there's a real person inside."
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09-22-2013, 10:41 PM | #13 |
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trips and falls into the visiting dugout drowns in raw sewage
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09-22-2013, 10:44 PM | #14 |
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It's all a ploy for when kc wolf does a jump slam pregame he's going to get shanked.
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09-23-2013, 02:49 AM | #15 |
Kindness in words...
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My two options for the Rushers death:
1. Zombie Al Davis digs his way out of the grave and consumes the mascot. Oh, shit... It lives!!!: 2. A battery shortage causes fans to pelt the Rusher with Mark Davis Bobblehead dolls as every store in the greater Bay area was out of the obligatory D-cells: |
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