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06-20-2009, 06:22 PM | Topic Starter |
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Happy Father's Day, Dads!
Father's Day represents a time when we honor our dads for everything they've given to us. However, if you're a dad, you realize that the best gift that you can have is kids that call you Daddy (or Dad for you older guys).
Well, that and beer/BBQ. Happy Father's Day. |
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06-20-2009, 06:25 PM | #2 |
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I am the best dad in the world, at least that is what I tell my kids.
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06-20-2009, 06:53 PM | #3 |
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06-20-2009, 06:28 PM | #5 |
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It's my first father's day tomorrow. If you'd have told me this 2 years ago I woulda laughed. My little dude is awesome. Best thing I've ever done.
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06-20-2009, 06:48 PM | #6 |
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You are right dad, I should of been a blow job.
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06-20-2009, 06:53 PM | #7 |
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I heard the joke the other day that Father's Day is the day that you thank your Dad for having sex with your mom while Mother's Day is the day you thank your Mom for not swallowing you. Kinda puts a creepy perspective on BJ's... oh wait, not it doesn't.
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06-20-2009, 06:54 PM | #8 |
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So are blowjobs an abortion?
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06-20-2009, 09:29 PM | #9 |
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06-20-2009, 06:53 PM | #10 |
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Oh, and isn't Father's Day tomorrow?
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06-20-2009, 06:56 PM | #11 |
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this is my first as a dad, and honestly I've gotten a little choked up over the weekend, thinking I wish my dad couldve seen me being a dad. I know he'd laugh at he mistakes I make daily, but also be proud of what I've done/am doing with my life. It's tough that he didn't really get to see me turn things around.
Ugh...just got dusty in here. My bad. Happy Father's Day, dads. And thanks to all the mothers who make us look good. |
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For me, this will be my first father's day without my dad. Kind of weird, but I know he's not suffering any more. I only hope that my kids appreciate the things I do for them.
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06-21-2009, 03:14 PM | #13 |
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They will, more and more as they get older. Congratulations to all the other dads. We trully have the best job in the world. It is the hardest, most physically and mentally draining, time consuming and most exspensive job there is. However, nothing else can be as enjoyable and rewarding as fatherhood.
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06-20-2009, 08:51 PM | #14 |
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To all the fathers, lets make this fathers day a new start. I do a lot right with my kids, but there is always something to work on as well. Let's all pick sumpin. I am going to yell less, and take more time to teach the lessons my kids need. Happy Fathers day, Dads. Im getting Fight Night Round 4 as a late present.
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Being a Dad means spending 3 hours giving your daughter treatment for those bugs that just came out of her hair that may or may not even be Lice but just in case you spend Saturday night doing it and washing all the sheets and you are glad you were the one to do it because you are her Dad.
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