LJ better be ready for 30 touches against the Texans

Logical · 08-30-2007, 09:00 PM

Or that will be a blowout loss.

This offense is LJ and that is pretty much it.

beer bacon · 08-30-2007, 09:01 PM

Pro tip: We won't get blown out by the Texans.

pikesome · 08-30-2007, 09:02 PM

I worry about how much Larry can do himself. I should just quit thinking about this till the morning.

Hammock Parties · 08-30-2007, 09:05 PM

I have an idea for you Jim.

I want you to find an inventor. You are a rich man, so you can pay him what he requires. For you, he will invent a device that hooks into your computer. This devices tracks what you click on with your mouse. It is also tied into the Chiefsplanet server. This device will know if you click on the "new thread" button.

At the end of the other device, will be a mechanical arm. At the end of the arm, will be a large, sharp, machete. When the device detects that you've clicked on Chiefsplanet's "new thread" button, it will drop the machete down and slice off your hands.

Logical · 08-30-2007, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE

I have an idea for you Jim.

I want you to find an inventor. You are a rich man, so you can pay him what he requires. For you, he will invent a device that hooks into your computer. This devices tracks what you click on with your mouse. It is also tied into the Chiefsplanet server. This device will know if you click on the "new thread" button.

At the end of the other device, will be a mechanical arm. At the end of the arm, will be a large, sharp, machete. When the device detects that you've clicked on Chiefsplanet's "new thread" button, it will drop the machete down and slice off your hands.

What are you complaining about I am saying the object of your man love has to get 30 touches. You should be agog.

Valiant · 08-30-2007, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE

I have an idea for you Jim.

I want you to find an inventor. You are a rich man, so you can pay him what he requires. For you, he will invent a device that hooks into your computer. This devices tracks what you click on with your mouse. It is also tied into the Chiefsplanet server. This device will know if you click on the "new thread" button.

At the end of the other device, will be a mechanical arm. At the end of the arm, will be a large, sharp, machete. When the device detects that you've clicked on Chiefsplanet's "new thread" button, it will drop the machete down and slice off your hands.

Can you order another for when you create a spam thread??

**wazu** · 08-30-2007, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GOATSE

I have an idea for you Jim.

I want you to find an inventor. You are a rich man, so you can pay him what he requires. For you, he will invent a device that hooks into your computer. This devices tracks what you click on with your mouse. It is also tied into the Chiefsplanet server. This device will know if you click on the "new thread" button.

At the end of the other device, will be a mechanical arm. At the end of the arm, will be a large, sharp, machete. When the device detects that you've clicked on Chiefsplanet's "new thread" button, it will drop the machete down and slice off your hands.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to GOATSE again.

dshyne101 · 08-30-2007, 09:13 PM

we will be ok against the texans but teams like the bears and i hate 2 say but the chargers well damn i hope LJ eats his wheaties but **** that LJ is da man he will make sure this team is ok.

boogblaster · 08-30-2007, 09:16 PM

LJ might get 30 carries..but he keeps the D honest they cant drop back in short coverage..that should open up the middle for short sure routes ....

Frazod · 08-30-2007, 09:19 PM

Shit, we might not run 30 plays.

**Bugeater** · 08-30-2007, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Shit, we might not run 30 plays.

That's kinda what I was thinking. We'd actually have to get a first down or a defensive stop at some point to run that many plays.

Logical · 08-30-2007, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Shit, we might not run 30 plays.

Now Tim step back it really is not that bad.

Rasputin · 08-30-2007, 10:12 PM

Michael Bennet is going to get more carries and relieve LJ. I think MB is going to be great for us like Willie Parker did for the Stealers when he relieved the "Bus". LJ will have 20 to 25 touches and MB about 15. This combo is going to be feirce.

If we are to have success this season however, depends on LT D-Mac. If he goes down, we are screwed.

TEX · 08-30-2007, 10:29 PM

The Texans know what's coming. That's all they're talking about here. EVERYONE KNOWS so Herm will do it regardless and not disappoint. We're probably looking at the same thing we did against the Colts in the playoffs. Running against 9 guys and throwing in front of the yard markers in obvious passing situations...

Frazod · 08-30-2007, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Doom

Now Tim step back it really is not that bad.

Damned optimist.

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