Life **** OFFICIAL 2015 Flopnut's Fatties Weight-loss Thread**** - Page 11

**The Franchise** · 01:14 PM

We didn't do it last year but we did it two years ago and I'm bringing it back. Post in here if you want to drop some poundage and I'll add you to the main post. Set yourself a goal and then post in here to be held accountable. If you want....we can track your weight-loss all year long and then crown a winner at the end of the year. I know in the past that posters have put up prizes (not necessary).

Let's do this shit....

FYI: This is not a thread to start arguments over which way is the best way to lose weight. There are different ways for different people. Keep the stupid shit out of this thread.

Official Weigh-in List:

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Pestilence/Dicky McElephant
Starting Weight: 260 lbs
Goal weight: 200 lbs

Rain Main
Starting Weight: 186
Goal weight: 172

OnTheWarpath58
Starting weight: 206
Goal weight: 185 (mid-March)

'Hamas' Jenkins
Starting weight: 210
Goal weight: 185 (end of May)

NewChief
Starting weight: 200
Goal weight: 180 (mid-March)

MagicHef
Starting weight: 192
Goal weight: 175

Flopnuts - No weights tracked

BigRedChief - No weights tracked

Coochie liquor
Starting weight: 185
Goal weight: 170

KC native
Starting weight: 202
Goal weight: 175

cabletech94
Starting weight: 231
Goal weight: 200

Frosty
Starting weight: 218
Goal weight: 170

CaliforniaChief
Starting weight: 273
Goal weight: 225

Kyle DeLexus
Starting weight: 245
Goal weight: 190

Saulbadguy
Starting weight: 187
Goal weight: 170

-King-
Starting weight: 210
Goal weight: 185

Buck
Starting weight: 233.6
Goal weight: 195

Unsmooth-Moment
Starting weight: 216
Goal weight: 185

Dunit35
Starting weight: 234
Goal weight: 210

Ceej
Starting weight: ---
Goal weight: ---

Rukdafaidas
Starting weight: 264
Goal weight: 200

BigBeauford
Starting weight: 241
Goal weight: 190

Hootie 2.0
Starting weight: 210
Goal weight: 190

thumper118
Starting weight: 300.7
Goal weight: 230

Chocolate Hog
Starting weight: 246
Goal weight: 200

Bufkin
Starting weight: 220
Goal weight: 180

MikeMaslowski
Starting weight: 248
Goal weight: 190

Strongside
Starting weight: 200
Goal weight: 180

burt
Starting weight: 245
Goal weight: 200

Nzoner
Starting weight: 241
Goal weight: 205

Inmem58
Starting weight: 298
Goal weight: 250

On the 1st of every month, either post your current weight in this thread or send me a PM with your current weight. I'll update the excel spreadsheet that I have and I'll update the OP with current weight loss measurements.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-06-2015, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Dicky McElephant

I meant for this thread. Does everyone want to track weight monthly in the OP.

I may change my mind and start tracking at some point so I'm down if you have the time.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-06-2015, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski

If it is tough on the knees I will definitely have trouble. But once the weight is down, I am sure I could give it a shot.

I am in Central America so shipping would probably cost as much as buying the program but I am absolutely amazed by your offer. I sometimes forget how kind and classy this board can be. (Mr. Flopnuts and Yourself have more common courtesy than most people I know in "real" life) So, thank you very much for that offer!

Still looking forward to meeting you this fall!

MikeMaslowski · 01-06-2015, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445

I spreadsheet that bitch up. Weigh every night.

I did P90X. Hurt my shoulder early on and that hobbled me quite a bit. P90X is an hour and a half min. Insanity is a faster. Insanity has a lot of impact. A lot. P90X is a lot more controlled and probably easier on your back.

Really though it doesn't do much without changing diet. Get in the Fitness thread. Those guys can help you a ****load more than I can. They say you can't outwork a bad diet. They're right.

Cool, thanks for the insight!

I am very lucky to not have a single fast food joint within any close driving distance and to have a chef for a wife. She is going to make some simple updates.

I love: She is going to make:

Fried Chx - Baked
Fried Fish - Baked
Gravy and dressings - vinaigrettes and seasonings
Chocolate candy bars - peanutbutter and nut bars for protien
Pizza....sadly, no pizza
and so on..

She is also going to do the portions and count my calories for me. Life is pretty damn amazing when you can find a great partner. It is all here in front of me, I just have to find my gear and hit it. I think I can realistically be the biggest loser...I think kids in HS already knew that.

**The Franchise** · 01-06-2015, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Der Flöprer

I may change my mind and start tracking at some point so I'm down if you have the time.

I'm tracking everyone's weight in a spreadsheet right now. Maybe we'll just make it so at the beginning of every month....each person can PM me their weight (if they want) and I'll track it.

**Dunit35** · 01-06-2015, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dicky McElephant

I'm tracking everyone's weight in a spreadsheet right now. Maybe we'll just make it so at the beginning of every month....each person can PM me their weight (if they want) and I'll track it.

That subway foot long just exited me. Write me down for two lbs lost.

MikeMaslowski · 01-06-2015, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Der Flöprer

Still looking forward to meeting you this fall!

I get there at the end of December! Can you say, 2nd round,

to arrowhead, flopnuts and maslowski???! Woop woop!

Rukdafaidas · 01-06-2015, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Der Flöprer

My thing this year is going to be alcohol consumption. I'm STILL drinking at least 1000 calories a day in grain alcohol. 5-6 days a week. I gave up pot because frankly, it stopped working. Clear eyes, full heart...easier said than done. I'm not a drunk yet, I mean of course I am, but what I mean by that is I'm confident that I'll get past it sooner versus later. I don't live for the shit. The crazy thing is, I've still lost weight. That's how horrible I was eating.

I like to get my drink on as well. My problem is not only do I consume a shit ton of calories drinking, but grain alcohol also makes me extremely hungry.

**Buck** · 01-06-2015, 04:56 PM

I'm doing Keto. Please don't talk shit about it, I won't talk shit about you're routine. It's what works for me.

If anyone else is interested and wants info let me know.

Had a tough breakup last year. Are like shut for the last 6 months and put on 40 lbs. Should be back to ideal weight in 3-4 months with my routine.

**Buck** · 01-06-2015, 04:56 PM

What is grain alcohol?

stevieray · 01-06-2015, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck

What is grain alcohol?

burn a hat to cinders in.05 seconds.

oh, and good luck man...I feel for those who struggle with weight.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-06-2015, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck

What is grain alcohol?

Vodka, whiskey, etc.

If we can educate that's one thing, I'd just as soon avoid having method debates. Education is one thing, questioning why someone is doing one thing over the other is silly. I'll be joining you in ketosis around April, May.

**Bufkin** · 01-06-2015, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck

I'm doing Keto. Please don't talk shit about it, I won't talk shit about you're routine. It's what works for me.

If anyone else is interested and wants info let me know.

Had a tough breakup last year. Are like shut for the last 6 months and put on 40 lbs. Should be back to ideal weight in 3-4 months with my routine.

I just signed up for Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu classes. Apparently it'll kick your ass.

stevieray · 01-06-2015, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Alex's Losses

Pretty soon this is going to catch up to you. You're not 25 anymore.

I want you to imagine yourself as a balding 35-year old with no muscles and a big fat gut, shopping the discount racks at JC Penny for XL tees because you piss away all your money on booze.

If you don't want that to happen...

I hope you remember, that some day, this could just as easily be you.

teedubya · 01-06-2015, 05:42 PM

I'm down 23lbs since Halloween Day. I watched the documentary, Fed Up. And got fed up.

I'm going all-in in 2015.

**The Franchise** · 01-06-2015, 05:56 PM

Added a no arguing bullshit statement. I'm sure that will stop it from happening.

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