football thread

onescrewleftuntwisted · 10-14-2005, 03:37 PM

this thread is for one thing and one thing only
since some people are saying we dont talk about football on this thread anymore i say we start with this thread.

anything from the shape, size, colors, texture of a football. to
what teams suck, need improvement, have bad coaches, or are cheaters
talk about movies about football that where awsome, the ones that sucked
talk about when you played football

oh yeah the chiefs, dont for get the chiefs

Demonpenz · 10-14-2005, 03:48 PM

anyone see the latest survivor?

leviw · 10-14-2005, 03:49 PM

I love lamp

Chiefsrocker · 10-14-2005, 03:52 PM

Why is a football shaped likeit is??? Why isnt it different colors??? Why are there only 4 downs instead of 3 or 5??? Whats going on here???

Clint in Wichita · 10-14-2005, 03:53 PM

If you want a decent amount of replies, your going to have to grow some tits.

And a vagina. Don't forget the vagina.

Hydrae · 10-14-2005, 04:06 PM

K balls suck

onescrewleftuntwisted · 10-14-2005, 04:06 PM

survior sucks, i love lamps too, leather is brown, you grow a brain and i will try to grow tits

**Rain Man** · 10-14-2005, 04:09 PM

When I see some of those old football clips from the 1950s, it weirds me out that they're using a white football.

siberian khatru · 10-14-2005, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

When I see some of those old football clips from the 1950s, it weirds me out that they're using a white football.

Thankfully, the Civil Rights Act of 1964 changed that.

Warrior5 · 10-14-2005, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onescrewleftuntwisted

oh yeah the chiefs, dont forget the chiefs

Thanks for the reminder onescrew!

I realize the Skins D is formidable, but I'm confident that Roaf's return to the line, along with the extra time to get their collective crap together, will allow the Chiefs O to bust loose this game. They have no excuses for not being able to run the ball and stretch the field with Gonales. No turnovers!

Now the other side of the ball...

Santana Moss is a force, Brunell is a mobile QB with a rifle for an arm, and Portis has had the Chiefs' number since he came into the league. How is Gun going to scheme to contain the Skins' O?

As usual, the key is disrupting the Skins backfield. Our F4 alone ain't gonna cut it. Even with McMe-owned starting, our CBs must jam more at LOS to disrupt Brunell's timing and facilitate pressure. Brunell can run, so the OLBs have to keep containment. Put Mitchell on Portis duty all day. When the Skins show a 3 TE set, safetys must cheat up.

I'm confident the Chiefs will turn it around Sunday.

Mr. Laz · 10-14-2005, 05:16 PM

Jenny Gump · 10-14-2005, 05:17 PM

I am amazed at how football pants can make an ugly man desirable.

vailpass · 10-14-2005, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JennyGump

I am amazed at how football pants can make an ugly man desirable.

Have you taken a late-night dinner cruise lately; somewhere outside of Minneapolis?

onescrewleftuntwisted · 10-14-2005, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JennyGump

I am amazed at how football pants can make an ugly man desirable.

at least someone takes me serious

10-14-2005, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onescrewleftuntwisted

at least someone takes me serious

I totally take you seriously.

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