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08-02-2014, 11:55 PM | #107 |
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"The only way I can make my wife scream in the bedroom is if I wipe my dick on the drapes." - Rodney Dangerfield
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08-03-2014, 12:40 AM | #108 |
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08-03-2014, 12:44 AM | #109 |
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Not sure what this thread is all about, but I feel like it should be conjoined with the "I'm drunk" thread.
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08-03-2014, 06:57 AM | #110 |
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08-03-2014, 07:44 AM | #111 |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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A lot of funny shit in this thread.
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08-03-2014, 08:10 AM | #112 |
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08-03-2014, 08:24 AM | #113 |
He's Mahomie!
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It's ok to 'GUE' (Go Ugly Early) every once in a while. Just don't get caught in public with her. Which, obviously assumes you won't be marrying her.
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08-03-2014, 08:37 AM | #114 |
He's Mahomie!
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uh yeah, the Ladies Man advises you to find a new town. And tell those ladies they should stop eating. Like forever!
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08-03-2014, 10:22 AM | #115 | |
Gimme My Berries Back!
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08-03-2014, 10:24 AM | #116 | |
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08-03-2014, 10:51 AM | #117 |
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Try loosening the ropes a little.
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08-03-2014, 11:00 AM | #118 |
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This guy really asked if it was a problem most of the women he bangs just lay there. Either your pipe game sucks or your handing out too much GHB.
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08-03-2014, 11:06 AM | #119 |
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Getting them to wiggle costs extra.
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08-03-2014, 11:23 AM | #120 | |
Settle this once and forever
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Yeah, we're talking aged 18-22. I did bone a 30 year old a few years ago, though, and there wasn't any difference. She just took the dick like all the others. I was thinking she might be able to teach me something.. But no. The one thing I will say may be "my fault" is that all I've ever really had is non-committal, one-nighter types and flings. That isn't exactly conducive to getting a girl to open up and be frisky in the bedroom. |
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