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Old 02-24-2007, 11:03 AM  
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I Was Robbed Again!
8AM this morning, I woke up to let my dog out and as soon as I opened the door, some (due to some comments, this racist moniker is being removed so the rest of you have to imagine what he might look like in your own mind) dude was walking casually out my garage.

At first I thought he was carrying a 12-pack of beer. (I have an extra fridge in the garage to store foods and drinks for parties). I was pissed and screamed, "Hey!" He turned to look at me a bit surprised and then my dog started running at him.

Man, the look on his stoopid *****ing face when he saw my dog running toward him was priceless! He then took off running around the side of my garage and leaped the fence in one smooth move. It was pretty impressive, really. (Not trying to sound like that other racist, Jimmy the Greek, but the fact that he jumped my fence like that really was impressive.)

Here's the killer- he took off with a Gamecube speaker probably worth no more than $5 bucks. The speakers didn't cost me anymore than maybe $20.00 a few years ago and I simply kept them in the garage with all of my other worthless crap. What a tard. Hell, a 12-pack of beer (which there is one sitting in the fridge) would've been worth more than the damn speakers.

He's one lucky sh*t***** I didn't have a gun on me. I swear I would've blown his kneecap out. I'm SICK AND FUGGEN TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING MY SH*T!

GAWDDAMMIT. Ever since I moved to Denver (which ironically had a lower crime rate than KCMO - where by the way, I've never had anything stolen in my lifetime living there) But, since I've moved to Denver, I've had my car stolen and this same damn house broken into.

The last time, the fuggers took off with quite a loot. This time though, he got a worthless set of speakers. Good luck with that one jackoff.
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Old 02-24-2007, 11:35 AM   #16
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So I'm guessing this a D-Garage (Detached)

A pad-lock slows down Amateurs....Like this dude that, takes worthless gamecube speaker instead of beer.

Remove any KC stuff there....your in enemy territory.

Don't put anything of value in the garage.
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Old 02-24-2007, 11:35 AM   #17
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Hahaha, who the hell would rob someone at 8 am? That's one time of the day when you would expect people to be up and around, and possibly using their garage.
That's why I was so surprised to see him walking out of my garage. Geezut, I have that garage lit up in floodlights during the night. Even the streetlamp across the street lights up half the yard at night. But, in the morning? When most people are up?

But, I guess some people just don't care. They'll do whatever they want, whenver they want.
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Old 02-24-2007, 11:55 AM   #18
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dude it might be time to move?
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Old 02-24-2007, 11:58 AM   #19
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Gamecube is a Nintendo game console... you hook it up to the fancy talking picture box and play games called Pong...
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Old 02-24-2007, 12:04 PM   #20
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dude it might be time to move?
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Old 02-24-2007, 12:18 PM   #21
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At least you might have a shot at the white dude.

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I don't think a "White man" could have "jumped" the fence either. Don't look at me, they made a movie about that.
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Old 02-24-2007, 12:25 PM   #22
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That wasn't a black dude... That was a N I G G A.
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Old 02-24-2007, 12:26 PM   #23
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Hahaha, who the hell would rob someone at 8 am? That's one time of the day when you would expect people to be up and around, and possibly using their garage.
Not at my house. At least not on a Saturday.
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Old 02-24-2007, 12:27 PM   #24
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dude it might be time to move?
I am...I'm tired of living in the city. It's kewl, but it's getting real old. I've been looking to purchase a place in the 'burbs the past couple of months, and this incident will just make me want to move sooner.
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Old 02-24-2007, 12:30 PM   #25
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I thought the same thing was happening to me this morning. The dogs we going nuts. I looked out and my garage door was open. (Wife forgot how the **** to use the remote to close it when she left for work?) In any event, I could see a truck in the ally and figured I better go investigate. I grabbed one of my assault shotguns and walked out there in my fricken robe. It turns out it was just some A-Clown grabbing some wooden pallets I had on the side of the garage. The poor bastard looks up and sees me standing there with a 12 gauge with a look I will never forget. He starts ranting on how he didn't think I would mind him taking the pallets. (Along with I think pissing himself) I told him if he would have come and asked, I wouldn't have had a problem with it, but told him I thought he had a big set of balls just taking them. I made him unload and restack the pallets before he left. ****ing douche bag.

As far as your guy, to bad you didn't have time to get to a gun with a little rock salt loaded up.
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Old 02-24-2007, 12:32 PM   #26
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Old 02-24-2007, 12:36 PM   #27
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I thought the same thing was happening to me this morning. The dogs we going nuts. I looked out and my garage door was open. (Wife forgot how the **** to use the remote to close it when she left for work?) In any event, I could see a truck in the ally and figured I better go investigate. I grabbed one of my assault shotguns and walked out there in my fricken robe. It turns out it was just some A-Clown grabbing some wooden pallets I had on the side of the garage. The poor bastard looks up and sees me standing there with a 12 gauge with a look I will never forget. He starts ranting on how he didn't think I would mind him taking the pallets. (Along with I think pissing himself) I told him if he would have come and asked, I wouldn't have had a problem with it, but told him I thought he had a big set of balls just taking them. I made him unload and restack the pallets before he left. ****ing douche bag.

As far as your guy, to bad you didn't have time to get to a gun with a little rock salt loaded up.
That was a ballsy move on his part. I guess he was deaf too....Barking dog? WTF.

Assumed no one home. He would likely have been nosing around the garage next.

Pallets are $1/each to return?
That wouldn't pay for the gas to get there.

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Old 02-24-2007, 12:37 PM   #28
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8AM this morning, I woke up to let my dog out and as soon as I opened the door, some (due to some comments, this racist moniker is being removed so the rest of you have to imagine what he might look like in your own mind) dude was walking casually out my garage.

At first I thought he was carrying a 12-pack of beer. (I have an extra fridge in the garage to store foods and drinks for parties). I was pissed and screamed, "Hey!" He turned to look at me a bit surprised and then my dog started running at him.

Man, the look on his stoopid *****ing face when he saw my dog running toward him was priceless! He then took off running around the side of my garage and leaped the fence in one smooth move. It was pretty impressive, really. (Not trying to sound like that other racist, Jimmy the Greek, but the fact that he jumped my fence like that really was impressive.)

Here's the killer- he took off with a Gamecube speaker probably worth no more than $5 bucks. The speakers didn't cost me anymore than maybe $20.00 a few years ago and I simply kept them in the garage with all of my other worthless crap. What a tard. Hell, a 12-pack of beer (which there is one sitting in the fridge) would've been worth more than the damn speakers.

He's one lucky sh*t***** I didn't have a gun on me. I swear I would've blown his kneecap out. I'm SICK AND FUGGEN TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING MY SH*T!

GAWDDAMMIT. Ever since I moved to Denver (which ironically had a lower crime rate than KCMO - where by the way, I've never had anything stolen in my lifetime living there) But, since I've moved to Denver, I've had my car stolen and this same damn house broken into.

The last time, the fuggers took off with quite a loot. This time though, he got a worthless set of speakers. Good luck with that one jackoff.
Lock your shit up better, dumbass.
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Old 02-24-2007, 12:39 PM   #29
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I don't think a "White man" could have "jumped" the fence either. Don't look at me, they made a movie about that.
I'm not.

A brother would have went over the fence like a deer.
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