Life Dishwasher or Kegerator - Page 3

**Bob Dole** · 11-18-2016, 07:36 PM

Bob Dole is in the process of having a cabin built on his 16 acres in Nowhere, TX. Bob Dole calls it a cabin due to the size, but it will be Bob Dole's primary residence. Walked through the frame today scoping out the progress, and the builder asked where Bob Dole wanted to put the dishwasher, which got Bob Dole to thinking that he rarely uses a dishwasher, and those funds could be applied to something more useful.

Should Bob Dole do the adult thing and put in a housekeeping appliance, or should Bob Dole the the really adult thing and have cold beer on tap?

stanleychief · 11-18-2016, 10:38 PM

If you have cold, fresh beer, do you really mind washing the dishes? If you have clean dishes, do you mind skipping a beer? I think your choice is clear.

**Rain Man** · 11-18-2016, 10:49 PM

Instead of a dishwasher or a kegerator, have you considered converting that undercounter space into a cool diorama depicting the settlement of the American West?

KS Smitty · 11-18-2016, 11:05 PM

I find it interesting that only 1 person has told the Mod Nazi Bastard to **** off. The pussification of the Planet continues.

CapsLockKey · 11-18-2016, 11:20 PM

Solo cups and paper plates don't require washing. Get the keg fridge.

**srvy** · 11-19-2016, 12:32 AM

wash the dishes with beer if you have to. Go with the kegerator better disinfection.
n.

stanleychief · 11-19-2016, 12:35 AM

Let's look at another scenario.. a meteor hits between your cabin and the closest town. You are stranded without supplies for a week. Would you rather be stuck with a keg of beer or clean dishes?

**Rain Man** · 11-19-2016, 12:45 AM

You could put a false front on the counter in that area, and keep the space behind it as a small safe room. In the event of a home invasion, it could save your life.

Hamwallet · 11-19-2016, 01:09 AM

I voted kegorator because I have one. But it's an invite for everyone to pour a damn beer when they come over. Sounds stupid... but you end up pouring out 1/3 of the F'n keg because everyone gets a beer when they come over. Can I take my vote back?

Buns · 11-19-2016, 01:19 AM

+1 for hidden safe room

Miles · 11-19-2016, 02:53 AM

I'd go dishwasher since I despise washing dishes by hand. Also the downside of a kegarator is being limited to a single variant of beer for a whole keg.

**Bob Dole** · 11-19-2016, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Instead of a dishwasher or a kegerator, have you considered converting that undercounter space into a cool diorama depicting the settlement of the American West?

No, I have not.

Still no.

Nope.

Dinny Bossa Nova · 11-19-2016, 06:53 AM

Kegerator.

Dinny

chefs fan in omaha · 11-19-2016, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO

If you're building new why not do both?

This

BlackHelicopters · 11-19-2016, 07:26 AM

What does the little man inside you say?

**cabletech94** · 11-19-2016, 07:50 AM

if you wash your dishes by hand, that's great for cardio and hand-eye coordination. and you already have your answer.

there's something about the taste of beer from a keg that is much desired. Congrats on your man-pad.

View Poll Results: Which appliance should Bob Dole buy
Dishwasher	11	23.91%
Kegerator	33	71.74%
**** off, Mod Nazi Bastard	2	4.35%
Gaz	0	0%
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11-18-2016, 07:36 PM
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $2604497	Dishwasher or Kegerator Bob Dole is in the process of having a cabin built on his 16 acres in Nowhere, TX. Bob Dole calls it a cabin due to the size, but it will be Bob Dole's primary residence. Walked through the frame today scoping out the progress, and the builder asked where Bob Dole wanted to put the dishwasher, which got Bob Dole to thinking that he rarely uses a dishwasher, and those funds could be applied to something more useful. Should Bob Dole do the adult thing and put in a housekeeping appliance, or should Bob Dole the the really adult thing and have cold beer on tap?
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11-18-2016, 10:38 PM	#31
stanleychief Veteran Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $5266254	If you have cold, fresh beer, do you really mind washing the dishes? If you have clean dishes, do you mind skipping a beer? I think your choice is clear.
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11-18-2016, 10:49 PM	#32
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3338491 VARSITY	Instead of a dishwasher or a kegerator, have you considered converting that undercounter space into a cool diorama depicting the settlement of the American West? __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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11-18-2016, 11:05 PM	#33
KS Smitty Cool as a Cucumber Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: on the edge Casino cash: $3666717	I find it interesting that only 1 person has told the Mod Nazi Bastard to **** off. The pussification of the Planet continues. __________________ A D with Sneed is a D indeed.
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11-18-2016, 11:20 PM	#34
CapsLockKey Starter Join Date: Feb 2009 Casino cash: $1981445	Solo cups and paper plates don't require washing. Get the keg fridge.
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11-19-2016, 12:32 AM	#35
srvy Fight, build, win! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: KC Casino cash: $1691250	wash the dishes with beer if you have to. Go with the kegerator better disinfection. n.
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11-19-2016, 12:35 AM	#36
stanleychief Veteran Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $5266254	Let's look at another scenario.. a meteor hits between your cabin and the closest town. You are stranded without supplies for a week. Would you rather be stuck with a keg of beer or clean dishes?
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11-19-2016, 12:45 AM	#37
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3338491 VARSITY	You could put a false front on the counter in that area, and keep the space behind it as a small safe room. In the event of a home invasion, it could save your life. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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11-19-2016, 01:09 AM	#38
Hamwallet Veteran Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Central Florida Casino cash: $1419080	I voted kegorator because I have one. But it's an invite for everyone to pour a damn beer when they come over. Sounds stupid... but you end up pouring out 1/3 of the F'n keg because everyone gets a beer when they come over. Can I take my vote back?
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11-19-2016, 01:19 AM	#39
Buns BUNS <3 2PM Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Las Vegas, NV Casino cash: $4151989	+1 for hidden safe room
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11-19-2016, 02:53 AM	#40
Miles MVP Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Casino cash: $1682400	I'd go dishwasher since I despise washing dishes by hand. Also the downside of a kegarator is being limited to a single variant of beer for a whole keg.
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11-19-2016, 06:53 AM	#42
Dinny Bossa Nova MVP Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $9990442	Kegerator. Dinny
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11-19-2016, 07:26 AM	#44
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11-19-2016, 07:50 AM	#45
cabletech94 Everything is Awesome!!!!! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: The Pitt Casino cash: $2106805	if you wash your dishes by hand, that's great for cardio and hand-eye coordination. and you already have your answer. there's something about the taste of beer from a keg that is much desired. Congrats on your man-pad. __________________ Originally Posted by Big Smoke May as well laugh. Otherwise I will probably break shit.
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