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11-14-2006, 09:55 PM | #2 |
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Hey Officer, could you turn the tv toward our cell so we can see the game a little better?
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11-14-2006, 09:56 PM | #3 |
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woman: "I haven't seen my vagina:in 28 years...."
man in barrel: "ungghhh ahhhh.....shit, I forgot my depends...."
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11-14-2006, 09:59 PM | #4 |
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Kenny Rogers latest job since his failed music career.
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11-14-2006, 09:59 PM | #5 |
Dumbass!
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If your penis is this long, you might be able to get to my vagina through the rolls.
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11-14-2006, 10:02 PM | #6 |
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Bet your boots Colonel Belly.
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11-14-2006, 10:28 PM | #9 | |
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11-15-2006, 12:25 AM | #10 |
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11-15-2006, 12:34 AM | #11 |
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From left to right
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11-15-2006, 12:36 AM | #12 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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I am at a complete loss for words over this one.
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11-15-2006, 12:37 AM | #13 |
Will KC ever be better?
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Put him in Red and that could be Phil in 30 years.
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11-15-2006, 02:03 AM | #14 |
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Raider woman :Harold stab him in the neck
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11-15-2006, 07:48 AM | #15 |
Will KC ever be better?
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Left - compaining about the call
Middle - disbelief at the call Right - trying to inconspiciously get batteries out of this walkman to throw at ref.
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