Why is it so hard to get a burger made the way I want it?

[pr_capone]

The last 4 times I have eaten at a burger joint, 1 actual restaurant and 3 fast food places, they have screwed up my order. Now, had my order been some convoluted mess I might understand but my order is ketchup only.

HOW THE **** CAN IT BE SO DIFFICULT TO LEAVE EVERYTHING OFF THE ****ING BURGER AND THEN SQUIRT SOME GOD DAMNED KETCHUP ON IT?

If burgers came preloaded with lettuce, pickles, onions, mayo, mustard, ketchup I could understand how my order might be difficult. ****ing shit people... I want my ****ing burger the simplest way possible yet no one can seem to get it right.

KETCHUP ONLY YOU ****ING IDIOTS.

/rant

[Just Passin' By]

Order the burger plain and ask for a ketchup packet.

[pr_capone]

Originally Posted by Just Passin' By

Order the burger plain and ask for a ketchup packet.

You know... this may be the way to go.

Plain, ketchup only is proving too difficult for these people to handle.

[Saulbadguy]

Originally Posted by pr_capone

What would you suggest I eat?

Eat what they ****ing give you. Do you think they ****ing care what you want? No. If I worked at a restaurant and some pissant wanted his burger done up a special way i'd rub my taint on the meat before and after cooking to ensure proper coverage. Then I would ignore whatever request they had, especially if it was "ketchup only."

[pr_capone]

Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

Eat what they ****ing give you. Do you think they ****ing care what you want? No. If I worked at a restaurant and some pissant wanted his burger done up a special way i'd rub my taint on the meat before and after cooking to ensure proper coverage. Then I would ignore whatever request they had, especially if it was "ketchup only."

But I don't like pickles.

Even then, I'm making less work for them by asking them to leave the extra shit off. If anything, my meal should be cheaper.

[Pants]

Originally Posted by luv

Next time, maybe try saying you want it plain with ketchup. Not sure why, but that usually works for a friend of mine.

Because when someone says "Ketchup only" to those people, they're thinking the customer is talking about condiments, so they put everything on the burger with only ketchup (no mustard, no mayo).

Originally Posted by pr_capone

But I don't like pickles.

I find that really hard to believe Mr. Overcompensation.

[pr_capone]

Originally Posted by Phobia

I find that really hard to believe Mr. Overcompensation.

I thought you had me on ignore until I told you I was ready to play nice with you ****wit.

Oh well, it was enjoyable while it lasted.

[ReynardMuldrake]

Why is it so hard to get a pizza the way I like it? If pizzas came preloaded with cheese, sauce, or pepperoni I could understand how my order might be difficult. ****ing shit people... I want my ****ing pizza the simplest way possible yet no one can seem to get it right.

HOW THE **** CAN IT BE SO DIFFICULT TO LEAVE EVERYTHING OFF THE ****ING PIZZA AND THEN GENTLY SPRINKLE SOME GOD DAMNED BEEF ON HALF OF IT?

BEEF ONLY YOU ****ING IDIOTS.

[luv]

I worked at Wendy's back in high school. One time, we had a lady come in from the drive thru because we put lettuce on her burger whenever she requested it without. Lettuce. We took the sandwich from her, took the piece of lettuce off, rewrapped it, and gave it back to her.

[Titty Meat]

Try the new shit burger.

[pr_capone]

Originally Posted by luv

I worked at Wendy's back in high school. One time, we had a lady come in from the drive thru because we put lettuce on her buger whenever she requested it without. Lettuce. We took the sandwich from her, took the piece of lettuce off, rewrapped it, and gave it back to her.

I won't gripe about some lettuce... its the pickles really. They leave that slimy juice all over the patty that wrecks the flavor of the food. Even when I pick it all off, scrape it, then re-ketchup it... all I taste is pickle juice.

[prhom]

I'd guess it's hard to get it that way because they've already got 10 of 'em made up the normal way sitting there under the lights. It's just easier to chuck it in the bag and go. I'll bet less than 10% of people ever go back into a restaurant and make them fix the order (I assumed fast food meant drive thru) when it's wrong. Then you run the risk of getting a burger with ketchup and spit too.

[ClevelandBronco]

Uh. I don't think we're allowed to serve a burger without smegma at SuperSmegma.

[Hays]

pr_capone is right, don't ruin the burger with that crap

Get it plain and then get a packet as a poster suggested.
That is the best method

[Pants]

Originally Posted by Hays

pr_capone is right, don't ruin the burger with that crap

Get it plain and then get a packet as a poster suggested.
That is the best method

Ruin the burger? LOL