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Old 07-26-2014, 05:06 AM   Topic Starter
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Wal-Mart ice cream doesn't melt
"THIS FAT-LACED ICE CREAM DIDN'T TURN OUT TO BE HEALTHY?! HOW DARE YOU, WALMART!"
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...usaolp00000592
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The discovery was made by a local mom, Christie Watson, who noticed that a Great Value ice cream sandwich her son left out on their patio table hadn't fully melted -- even though it had been sitting out for 12 hours on an 80-degree day. Watson left a second ice cream sandwich out overnight with the same results, WCPO reports.
"What am I feeding to my children?" she asked, appalled.
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Old 07-26-2014, 06:45 AM   #2
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"THIS FAT-LACED ICE CREAM DIDN'T TURN OUT TO BE HEALTHY?! HOW DARE YOU, WALMART!"
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...usaolp00000592
It's crap ice cream that you paid $1.99 for. What did you expect lady!
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Old 07-26-2014, 08:36 AM   #3
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It's crap ice cream that you paid $1.99 for. What did you expect lady!
maybe expect that there was ice cream in the ice cream?
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Old 07-26-2014, 08:47 AM   #4
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maybe expect that there was ice cream in the ice cream?
You'll be shocked to learn that some companies use things called "preservatives" in their food products.
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Old 07-26-2014, 01:12 PM   #5
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It's crap ice cream that you paid $1.99 for. What did you expect lady!
OH MY GODSZ!!! MY ICE CREME SANDWITCH DIDNT MELTS!!! OHH NOWWS!!!! CALL THE HUFFINGTON POAST!!! SOMEONE MUST BE HALD ACCOUNTABLES!!!!

it has GUM in it!!! OH THE OUTRAGEEE!!! I bet they sell eggs too from chickens that are kept in cages!!!! OHHH SO UNHUMANEEE YEOEOOOOWWWWW
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Old 07-27-2014, 08:03 AM   #6
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It's crap ice cream that you paid $1.99 for. What did you expect lady!
did you not click the article??!

we paid $1.99 for that, not her!

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Old 07-26-2014, 06:48 AM   #7
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Damn, I need to go to Wal Mart. My ice cream sandwiches melt too fast.
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Old 07-26-2014, 07:06 AM   #8
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Yeah how is this a bad thing? Give me slow-melting, chemical-ridden ice cream over mess-making natural ice cream any day.
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Old 07-26-2014, 08:10 AM   #9
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Yeah how is this a bad thing? Give me slow-melting, chemical-ridden ice cream over mess-making natural ice cream any day.
No way. The best tasting stuff has none of that crap in it. It's cream, eggs, sugar, and flavor.
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Old 07-26-2014, 08:55 AM   #10
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No way. The best tasting stuff has none of that crap in it. It's cream, eggs, sugar, and flavor.
Which makes it practically a custard which isn't going to melt like an ice cube will.
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Old 07-26-2014, 10:21 AM   #11
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Which makes it practically a custard which isn't going to melt like an ice cube will.
It's the tara gum that makes it not melt, not being a custard. Milk, eggs, and sugar is pretty standard for an ice cream base. The egg acts as an emulsifier and makes the ice cream creamier. Ice cream or frozen custard should melt. The cheaper - or at least non-premium brands - use chemicals to stabilize and emulsify, as well as prevent it from melting very fast. Put any cheap custard up against even Breyer's, and you'll see the Breyer's melt a lot faster.
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Old 07-26-2014, 12:25 PM   #12
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It's the tara gum that makes it not melt, not being a custard. Milk, eggs, and sugar is pretty standard for an ice cream base. The egg acts as an emulsifier and makes the ice cream creamier. Ice cream or frozen custard should melt. The cheaper - or at least non-premium brands - use chemicals to stabilize and emulsify, as well as prevent it from melting very fast. Put any cheap custard up against even Breyer's, and you'll see the Breyer's melt a lot faster.
Haagen Dazs is the only mainstream ice cream manufacturer that uses eggs and it's a very small percentage of the product. In large dairy production, eggs add too many unwanted headaches for ice cream, so they are avoided.

For the plain ice creams (vanilla, etc.) you can get away with milk, cream, sweetener, thickeners and flavoring. For the more popular flavors (i.e. cookies and cream) it's much more difficult to produce a decent product without stabilizers, emulsifiers, etc.

I'll use Breyer's as an example.

Here's their vanilla ice cream:

MILK, CREAM, SUGAR, TARA GUM, NATURAL FLAVOR. Ingredients and Nutrition Facts are current as of 3/1/13.

Here's their Rocky Road, which is very popular:

FROZEN DAIRY DESSERT [MILK, SUGAR, CORN SYRUP, CREAM, COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI), WHEY, MONO AND DIGLYCERIDES, GUAR GUM, CAROB BEAN GUM, CARRAGEENAN, VITAMIN A PALMITATE, TARA GUM, NATURAL FLAVOR], MARSHMALLOW SWIRL [MILK, CORN SYRUP, SUGAR, CREAM, WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, GUAR GUM, CARRAGEENEN, NATURAL FLAVOR], CHOCOLATEY COATED ALMONDS [CHOCOLATE FLAVORED COATING (SUGAR, COCONUT OIL, NATURAL COCOA, NONFAT MILK, WHOLE MILK POWDER, BUTTER OIL, SOY LECITHIN, NATURAL FLAVOR), DRY ROASTED ALMONDS]. Ingredients and Nutrition Facts are current as of 3/1/13

I worked in an ice cream plant during my college years. Making ice cream in high volume is quite a science. If it doesn't taste good and have good "mouth feel" it will rot in the grocers freezer.
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No way. The best tasting stuff has none of that crap in it. It's cream, eggs, sugar, and flavor.
Sarcastic post was sarcastic.
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No way. The best tasting stuff has none of that crap in it. It's cream, eggs, sugar, and flavor.
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