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| 0 percent. This whole thing is a myth designed to scare us. |
   
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2 | 5.56% |
| 1 percent or less - It probably happens occasionally, but it's rare. |
  
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0 | 0% |
| 2 to 5 percent - More common than we'd like to think, but not pervasive |
  
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5 | 13.89% |
| 6 to 10 percent - It's not your destiny, but it wouldn't hurt to be aware. |
  
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3 | 8.33% |
| 11 to 25 percent - Mind your p's and q's, or you could be in trouble. |
  
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5 | 13.89% |
| 26 to 50 percent - Be tough or you'll get a corsage. |
  
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5 | 13.89% |
| 51 to 75 percent - Unless you're a bad hombre, you might as well get ready for it. |
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4 | 11.11% |
| 76 to 90 percent - Pick someone gentle, because it's probably going to happen. |
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2 | 5.56% |
| 91 to 95 percent - Yep, you're screwed (no pun intended). |
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4 | 11.11% |
| 96 to 99 percent - Pretty much, it's just Mike Tyson and Nate Newton. |
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1 | 2.78% |
| 99 percent or more - Just Nate Newton. |
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1 | 2.78% |
| 100 percent - I don't want to explain the math on this. It's disturbing. |
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3 | 8.33% |
| See my joke below about Rain Man going to prison. |
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1 | 2.78% |
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If you got sent to prison...
All joking aside (for poll purposes, anyway - have at it in the thread), when a person goes to prison, what do you think are the odds of them becoming, you know, someone's date to the penal prom?
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