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05-01-2009, 02:41 PM | #16 |
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I was talking to my dad. I told him I couldn't believe I had found two gray hairs. He said he couldn't believe he was old enough to have his youngest kid have gray hairs.
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05-01-2009, 02:41 PM | #17 |
Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
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My hair is retreating down my back and leaving a flagpole on my forehead as proof it was once there.
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05-01-2009, 02:41 PM | #18 |
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EWWWWW Gross!!!
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05-01-2009, 02:41 PM | #19 |
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Grey hair for males = distinguished, especially around the temples.
Grey hair for females = DEFCON 1 and a trip the beauty supply store with amazing rapidity.
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05-01-2009, 02:42 PM | #20 |
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05-01-2009, 02:43 PM | #21 |
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05-01-2009, 02:43 PM | #22 |
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05-01-2009, 02:43 PM | #23 |
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I recall my mother's belief about women and each new grey hair. She claimed that each new one killed 100 of her eggs.
Strange woman. She also believes (still) that re-heating pork "makes the worms come back to life."
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05-01-2009, 02:44 PM | #24 |
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If I had hair it would probably be gray.
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05-01-2009, 02:44 PM | #25 |
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It takes me longer to clean the hair out of the shower drain than to shower.
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05-01-2009, 02:44 PM | #26 |
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I don't think Bob Dole feels any pity for you at all...
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05-01-2009, 02:45 PM | #27 |
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At least you don't have a patch of red hair on your beard out of nowhere. When I grow a beard I look like I had a fire beard, and colored it just for men, and missed a spot. How the hell am I ever going to get a job as a lumberjack or something manly like that?
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05-01-2009, 02:46 PM | #28 |
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05-01-2009, 02:47 PM | #29 |
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05-01-2009, 02:48 PM | #30 |
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What? It was normal for my family.
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