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Old 03-19-2008, 04:11 PM   Topic Starter
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Chiefs Begging for Ticket Sales Mad Libs
Experience the ______________ of Kansas City Chiefs Football like never before! The 2008 season is quickly ____________ and now is the time to begin _________ing your group ________ at Arrowhead Stadium. Come experience the ____________ of the ____________, the _________ of ____________ and the ______________ of the 2008 Chiefs football season – as a group.



The Chiefs invite your group of 20 or more ____________ to experience the _________ game day _____________ in the NFL. Official 2008 Group Ticket pricing has been released and this year group _________ areas are now ___________ ___________ than 2007. Secure your 2008 Group Tickets and _________ _______ on game selection by placing a $100 _________ today!
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Old 03-19-2008, 04:26 PM   #2
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Experience the apathy of Kansas City Chiefs Football like never before! The 2008 season is quickly disintegrating like the motherfucking Hindenburg and now is the time to begin fisting your group of Schadenfraude loving motherfuckers at Arrowhead Stadium. Come experience the abortion of the offensive side of the football, the pain of having an anal pear opened in your ass and the disdain of the wine and cheese crowd who detests your profanity and the BME Pain Olympics-like pleasure of the 2008 Chiefs football season – as a group.



The Chiefs invite your group of 20 or more forlorn bastards to experience the Zyklon B gas showers and game day misery in this parody of football in the NFL. Official 2008 Group Ticket pricing has been released and this year group sex areas are now free and less disease ridden than 2007. Secure your 2008 Group Tickets and hangman's noose on game selection by placing a $100 bill directly into the pocket of Carl Peterson today!
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Old 03-19-2008, 04:30 PM   #3
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Experience the apathy of Kansas City Chiefs Football like never before! The 2008 season is quickly disintegrating like the motherfucking Hindenburg and now is the time to begin fisting your group of Schadenfraude loving motherfuckers at Arrowhead Stadium. Come experience the abortion of the offensive side of the football, the pain of having an anal pear opened in your ass and the disdain of the wine and cheese crowd who detests your profanity and the BME Pain Olympics-like pleasure of the 2008 Chiefs football season – as a group.



The Chiefs invite your group of 20 or more forlorn bastards to experience the Zyklon B gas showers and game day misery in this parody of football in the NFL. Official 2008 Group Ticket pricing has been released and this year group sex areas are now free and less disease ridden than 2007. Secure your 2008 Group Tickets and hangman's noose on game selection by placing a $100 bill directly into the pocket of Carl Peterson today!
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Old 03-19-2008, 04:43 PM   #4
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Experience the apathy of Kansas City Chiefs Football like never before! The 2008 season is quickly disintegrating like the motherfucking Hindenburg and now is the time to begin fisting your group of Schadenfraude loving motherfuckers at Arrowhead Stadium. Come experience the abortion of the offensive side of the football, the pain of having an anal pear opened in your ass and the disdain of the wine and cheese crowd who detests your profanity and the BME Pain Olympics-like pleasure of the 2008 Chiefs football season – as a group.



The Chiefs invite your group of 20 or more forlorn bastards to experience the Zyklon B gas showers and game day misery in this parody of football in the NFL. Official 2008 Group Ticket pricing has been released and this year group sex areas are now free and less disease ridden than 2007. Secure your 2008 Group Tickets and hangman's noose on game selection by placing a $100 bill directly into the pocket of Carl Peterson today!
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Old 03-19-2008, 05:26 PM   #5
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Experience the apathy of Kansas City Chiefs Football like never before! The 2008 season is quickly disintegrating like the motherfucking Hindenburg and now is the time to begin fisting your group of Schadenfraude loving motherfuckers at Arrowhead Stadium. Come experience the abortion of the offensive side of the football, the pain of having an anal pear opened in your ass and the disdain of the wine and cheese crowd who detests your profanity and the BME Pain Olympics-like pleasure of the 2008 Chiefs football season – as a group.



The Chiefs invite your group of 20 or more forlorn bastards to experience the Zyklon B gas showers and game day misery in this parody of football in the NFL. Official 2008 Group Ticket pricing has been released and this year group sex areas are now free and less disease ridden than 2007. Secure your 2008 Group Tickets and hangman's noose on game selection by placing a $100 bill directly into the pocket of Carl Peterson today!


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Old 03-19-2008, 06:06 PM   #6
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Experience the apathy of Kansas City Chiefs Football like never before! The 2008 season is quickly disintegrating like the motherfucking Hindenburg and now is the time to begin fisting your group of Schadenfraude loving motherfuckers at Arrowhead Stadium. Come experience the abortion of the offensive side of the football, the pain of having an anal pear opened in your ass and the disdain of the wine and cheese crowd who detests your profanity and the BME Pain Olympics-like pleasure of the 2008 Chiefs football season – as a group.



The Chiefs invite your group of 20 or more forlorn bastards to experience the Zyklon B gas showers and game day misery in this parody of football in the NFL. Official 2008 Group Ticket pricing has been released and this year group sex areas are now free and less disease ridden than 2007. Secure your 2008 Group Tickets and hangman's noose on game selection by placing a $100 bill directly into the pocket of Carl Peterson today!
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