Funny Stuff Demonpenz adlib game

Demonpenz · 12-12-2008, 11:14 AM

1. fast food place
2. Person
3. Person
4. Thing
5. Song
6. Pro sports player
7. body part
8. mythical character
9. Song
10. Season

RJ · 12-12-2008, 11:16 AM

Demon, I think you some splainin to do....

Planetman · 12-12-2008, 11:17 AM

1. Hardees
2. Wonder Woman
3. Cat Woman
4. Cape
5. Believe it or Not by Mike Post & Stephen Geyer
6. Michael Jordan
7. Arm
8. Thor
9. Learning to Fly - Tom Petty
10. Summer

What do I win?

**gblowfish** · 12-12-2008, 11:17 AM

I Saw Jesus At McDonalds, I Saw Allah At An Arbys, I Saw Muhammad Ali at a Jack in The Box pickin his nose singin' "Seasons in the Sun" while snackin' on a taco....

(inspirational nod to Mojo Nixon)
Something like that?

DMAC · 12-12-2008, 11:19 AM

1. Barth Burger
2. Connor Barth
3. Diane Lane
4. Frisbee
5. Say Say Say
6. Rollie Fingers
7. Fingertips
8. Rapunzel
9. Wonder Why They Call You Bitch
10. Fall

MagicHef · 12-12-2008, 11:19 AM

Well? Let's hear it.

DMAC · 12-12-2008, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Planetman

1. Hardees
2. Wonder Woman
3. Cat Woman
4. Cape
5. Believe it or Not by Mike Post & Stephen Geyer
6. Michael Jordan
7. Arm
8. Thor
9. Learning to Fly - Tom Petty
10. Summer

What do I win?

Demonpenz · 12-12-2008, 11:24 AM

Even though I was tired of going to hardees my friend Planetman really wanted their food. I got into my red 88 ford tempo and went to pick him up
to my surprise he was dressed as wonder woman. Now normally he would mimic catwoman, but my parents always told me it wasn't acceptable to bring up the topic, so I decided to ignore it
When we showed up at hardees there were two dudes fighting in the parking lot (presumably over hardees food) so we both grabbed a giant Cape and began beating the two men.
We didn't really care who was right or wrong we just wanted to beat some ass. That is when the mic queued up from the hardees drive through and started playing Believe it or not by mike post & Stephen Geyer
I never felt like michael Jordan more in my life. The four of us joined arms like thor and jumped into the tempo Cranked up learning to fly by tom petty and drove off. That was the best summer of my life

**Buck** · 12-12-2008, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

1. fast food place
2. Person
3. Person
4. Thing
5. Song
6. Pro sports player
7. body part
8. mythical character
9. Song
10. Season

1. Krystal
2. Ralph Macchio Jr
3. Alex Trebek
4. Wooden Paddle
5. Vasoline - Stone Temple Pilots
6. George Brett
7. Ulna
8. Bob Sanders
9. Have a Cigar - Pink Floyd
10. Winter

Planetman · 12-12-2008, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Even though I was tired of going to hardees my friend Planetman really wanted their food. I got into my red 88 ford tempo and went to pick him up
to my surprise he was dressed as wonder woman. Now normally he would mimic catwoman, but my parents always told me it wasn't acceptable to bring up the topic, so I decided to ignore it
When we showed up at hardees there were two dudes fighting in the parking lot (presumably over hardees food) so we both grabbed a giant Cape and began beating the two men.
We didn't really care who was right or wrong we just wanted to beat some ass. That is when the mic queued up from the hardees drive through and started playing Believe it or not by mike post & Stephen Geyer
I never felt like michael Jordan more in my life. The four of us joined arms like thor and jumped into the tempo Cranked up learning to fly by tom petty and drove off. That was the best summer of my life

I'm glad I didn't have to pay money for that.

Demonpenz · 12-12-2008, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMAC

1. Barth Burger
2. Connor Barth
3. Diane Lane
4. Frisbee
5. Say Say Say
6. Rollie Fingers
7. Fingertips
8. Rapunzel
9. Wonder Why They Call You Bitch
10. Fall

So the year was 1990...Fine young cannibles were rocketing up the charts, my 1988 ford tempo had just passed 30 thousand miles. That is when me and my first girlfriend decided to "fool around" one day after school. We were making out when I whispered in her hear "Honey look what you are doing to Barth Burger" She then looked at my lap and laughed "HAH looks more like Conner Barth To Me!" Now this was my first girlfriend and she wasn't no diane lane or anything, so I decided to break up with her after our Fall fall dance.
I still haven't got my frisbee back. During 5th period one day I decided to go out and smoke a fat doobie. I put on "say say say" and started to get high as a mug. Sometimes when I mixed the doobie with raid roach killer I would feel like rollie fingers. This time was different though. I Had a real bad experience. After a couple hits I yelled out. I CAN'T FEEL MY FINGERTIPS. I had trouble rolling down my already broken windows. You aren't going to believe this, but I never felt like Rapunzel more in my life. I finally got so worked up I passed out. When I woke up Wonder why they call you a bitch was on the radio dial. That was the worst fall I ever had

dj56dt58 · 12-12-2008, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Planetman

I'm glad I didn't have to pay money for that.

who the **** are you?

Demonpenz · 12-12-2008, 11:43 AM

The year was 2001...Rap metal was biggest thing on the radio, There was nothing more instyle than being a chubby white boy
with anger. So one day BuckinKaeding and I decide to go to Krystal. Now we both were hesident because
of the pancake incident we there a year before, but we went there anyways. That is when we saw him....THEE
Ralph Macchio JR!. I was so excited I nearly dropped my Limp Bizkit Wallet. Now BuckinKaeding didn't know who Ralph Macchio Jr was.
"Oh I thought it was Alex trebek" he exclaimed.
That is when it happened.... I noticed the person behind him was carrying a wooden paddle.
At first I didn't notice because Vasoline by stone temple pilots was playing in my walkman, but then I noticed, and noticed hard!
That is when I walked up behind hind him and tried to snap the perpetrators neck like freaking george brett.
That worked about as well as my alcoholic uncle. The dude then flipped me over onto my back and started stomping on my chest.
"WHO ARE YOU .... ULNA OR SOMETHING?
"NO...I'M BOB SANDERS" the perp said in voice after taking off is hood.
"OH SHIT!" everyone ever exclaimed out as they ran out of the place.
The next thing I know I woke up in the ICU eleventeen broken bones.
That was the second worst winter of my life

**Gonzo** · 12-12-2008, 11:48 AM

Hey look!!!!!

A yodeling Pickle:

blaise · 12-12-2008, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

1. Krystal
2. Ralph Macchio Jr
3. Alex Trebek
4. Wooden Paddle
5. Vasoline - Stone Temple Pilots
6. George Brett
7. Ulna
8. Bob Sanders
9. Have a Cigar - Pink Floyd
10. Winter

After leaving Krystal I happened across Ralph Macchio who was in a heated battle with the Cobra Kai. After kicking Johnny in the face Ralph shouted, "Hey Alex Trebek: What is, you just got your ass kicked.
When more and more Cobra Kai jumped into the fray I grabbed a wooden paddle and decided to help Ralph. Before I did though, I turned the radio from Vasoline to the song, "You're The Best Around" by Joe Esposito because that's a really kickass song for karate fighting.
Ralph was kicking more ass than a George Brett hemmorhoid. After we won the fight Ralph told Allie he wanted to lick her ulna, which was strange, but not as strange as when Bob Sanders stumbled out of a car and offered us a victory cigar while Have a Cigar played on his car radio.
Such was the winter of my 36th year on earth

12-12-2008, 11:14 AM
Demonpenz I got Rice cookin in the micro Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $3142136	Demonpenz adlib game 1. fast food place 2. Person 3. Person 4. Thing 5. Song 6. Pro sports player 7. body part 8. mythical character 9. Song 10. Season
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12-12-2008, 11:16 AM	#2
RJ Supporter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: In a shotgun shack Casino cash: $9965202	Demon, I think you some splainin to do....
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12-12-2008, 11:17 AM	#3
Planetman Superhero Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Secret Location Casino cash: $10115080	1. Hardees 2. Wonder Woman 3. Cat Woman 4. Cape 5. Believe it or Not by Mike Post & Stephen Geyer 6. Michael Jordan 7. Arm 8. Thor 9. Learning to Fly - Tom Petty 10. Summer What do I win? __________________
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12-12-2008, 11:17 AM	#4
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	I Saw Jesus At McDonalds, I Saw Allah At An Arbys, I Saw Muhammad Ali at a Jack in The Box pickin his nose singin' "Seasons in the Sun" while snackin' on a taco.... (inspirational nod to Mojo Nixon) Something like that?
Posts: 40,830

12-12-2008, 11:19 AM	#5
DMAC MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $10008735	1. Barth Burger 2. Connor Barth 3. Diane Lane 4. Frisbee 5. Say Say Say 6. Rollie Fingers 7. Fingertips 8. Rapunzel 9. Wonder Why They Call You Bitch 10. Fall
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12-12-2008, 11:19 AM	#6
MagicHef The Seated Villain Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Seattle Casino cash: $2480247	Well? Let's hear it.
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12-12-2008, 11:24 AM	#8
Demonpenz I got Rice cookin in the micro Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $3142136	Even though I was tired of going to hardees my friend Planetman really wanted their food. I got into my red 88 ford tempo and went to pick him up to my surprise he was dressed as wonder woman. Now normally he would mimic catwoman, but my parents always told me it wasn't acceptable to bring up the topic, so I decided to ignore it When we showed up at hardees there were two dudes fighting in the parking lot (presumably over hardees food) so we both grabbed a giant Cape and began beating the two men. We didn't really care who was right or wrong we just wanted to beat some ass. That is when the mic queued up from the hardees drive through and started playing Believe it or not by mike post & Stephen Geyer I never felt like michael Jordan more in my life. The four of us joined arms like thor and jumped into the tempo Cranked up learning to fly by tom petty and drove off. That was the best summer of my life __________________
Posts: 54,271

12-12-2008, 11:43 AM	#13
Demonpenz I got Rice cookin in the micro Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $3142136	The year was 2001...Rap metal was biggest thing on the radio, There was nothing more instyle than being a chubby white boy with anger. So one day BuckinKaeding and I decide to go to Krystal. Now we both were hesident because of the pancake incident we there a year before, but we went there anyways. That is when we saw him....THEE Ralph Macchio JR!. I was so excited I nearly dropped my Limp Bizkit Wallet. Now BuckinKaeding didn't know who Ralph Macchio Jr was. "Oh I thought it was Alex trebek" he exclaimed. That is when it happened.... I noticed the person behind him was carrying a wooden paddle. At first I didn't notice because Vasoline by stone temple pilots was playing in my walkman, but then I noticed, and noticed hard! That is when I walked up behind hind him and tried to snap the perpetrators neck like freaking george brett. That worked about as well as my alcoholic uncle. The dude then flipped me over onto my back and started stomping on my chest. "WHO ARE YOU .... ULNA OR SOMETHING? "NO...I'M BOB SANDERS" the perp said in voice after taking off is hood. "OH SHIT!" everyone ever exclaimed out as they ran out of the place. The next thing I know I woke up in the ICU eleventeen broken bones. That was the second worst winter of my life __________________
Posts: 54,271