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Old 03-03-2007, 10:44 PM   Topic Starter
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Wtf....... 420# woman gives birth.......

And didn't know she was pregnant. Which begs the question, what desperate sick guy would even dare venture into that abyss?

*Check CNN for video if you care to see this hottie.

http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercu...a/16820647.htm

ORANGE, Calif. - A 39-year-old woman who didn't know she was pregnant gave birth this week after going to an emergency room with a stomach ache.

April Barnum of Garden Grove gave birth to a full-term, 7-pound, 7-ounce boy by Caesarian section at University of California, Irvine, Medical Center, hospital officials said.

The 420-pound woman said her size kept her and others from realizing she was carrying the baby.

"Usually you can tell if you're pregnant, but with me, I couldn't tell," Barnum said Thursday, a day after the birth. "If he kicked, I didn't feel him kicking."

Dr. Afshan Hameed said her weight likely insulated the tiny movements of the baby.

Doctors saw the baby when they took X-rays of her abdominal area on Monday after she arrived at an emergency room near her home complaining of stomach pains.

She was sent to UCI for prenatal testing, where doctors determined there was a healthy fetus ready to be delivered.

The baby is named after her fiance, Walter Edwards II, 42.
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Old 03-03-2007, 10:50 PM   #2
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I can't believe the father's last name wasn't Bailey....
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Old 03-03-2007, 10:51 PM   #3
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Some guys like fat chicks........he probably weighs 80lbs that would be per norm.
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Old 03-03-2007, 10:54 PM   #4
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Some guys like fat chicks........he probably weighs 80lbs that would be per norm.

Fat chicks?? 420# is a still just a fat chick?
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Old 03-03-2007, 10:55 PM   #5
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Fat chicks?? 420# is a still just a fat chick?
Well I guess it all depends....I don't venture into that area so you are asking the wrong person.
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Old 03-03-2007, 10:59 PM   #6
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Old 03-03-2007, 11:00 PM   #7
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Fat chicks?? 420# is a still just a fat chick?
Give her a break. Women gain weight when they're pregnant. She probably only weighed 360 beforehand.
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Old 03-03-2007, 11:04 PM   #8
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Give her a break. Women gain weight when they're pregnant. She probably only weighed 360 beforehand.
Your probably right; and she blamed her weight gain on her glandular problem. "I have a slow metabolism, its because of my thyroid" (as she shovels another package of Ho Ho's down her throat.)
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Old 03-03-2007, 11:05 PM   #9
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You know I bet ole Walter Edwards II is one hung sumbitch, or is deadly accurate aiming from 10'.
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Old 03-03-2007, 11:12 PM   #10
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Your probably right; and she blamed her weight gain on her glandular problem. "I have a slow metabolism, its because of my thyroid" (as she shovels another package of Ho Ho's down her throat.)
In all of the pictures I've seen of Aushwitz, Dachau, Buchenwald, etc. I've not seen even one single case of a gladular disorder type fat person.
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Old 03-03-2007, 10:51 PM   #11
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Old 03-03-2007, 10:59 PM   #12
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It also begs the question; which tent shop fabricates fat lady maternity clothing?
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I wonder if when she delivered the baby.....she looked at the doctor and said...

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Old 03-03-2007, 11:37 PM   #15
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