Where Do You Want To Meet For Dinner? - Page 3

FAX · 11-14-2007, 03:21 PM

Husb: "Where Do You Want To Meet For Dinner?"
Wife: "I don't care."
Husb: "How about Jim and Nicks?"
Wife: "Okay. Or we could go to Vallentinos."
Husb: "Uh ... okay."
Wife: "You don't want to go to Valentinos?"
Husb: "No. Valentinos is fine."
Wife: "Or, we could go to Jim and Nicks. Or the Green Hills Grill."
Husb: "Okay. Where do you want to go?"
Wife: "I don't care."
Husb: "Okay. Let's go to Valentinos."
Wife: "Sure. But, we haven't been to Jim and Nicks in a while."
Husb: "So, you want to go to Jim and Nicks?"
Wife: "Isn't that where you want to go?"
Husb: "Jim and Nicks is fine."
Wife: "Well, you didn't sound too excited about Valentinos."
Husb: "No, not at all. Let's go to Valentinos."
Wife: "No, that's okay."
Husb: "Why not? I thought you wanted to go to Valentinos?"
Wife: "No. Let's go to Jim and Nicks. Or The Green Hills Grill."

Does this sound remotely familiar to anybody?

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if re-post.

**RockChalk** · 11-14-2007, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chasedude

A little gay?

Wife: I brought one of my sexy GF over for a threesome
Husband: Wow baby, you just lifted my day!

**RockChalk** · 11-14-2007, 04:17 PM

There must be a gene in females that causes this crap to go on. This was my monday night with a girl I used to date and am now sort of seeing again.

Keep in mind that she asked me to bring over Saw 3...

Me: So should I put the movie in?
Her: I'm not sure I want to watch it. I get really scared during movies like this.
Me: That's fine. Let's just watch something else then. What do you want to see?
Her: How about Blood Diamond? Have you seen that?
Me: Nope, sure haven't. Heard it's good. Let's watch that
Her: Okay. Well actually, why don't you put in Saw 3. I think I'll be fine.
Me: Are you sure?
Her: No let's just watch Blood Diamond.

After this she gets up and puts in Saw 3.

Me: Why did you put that in?
Her: Well you want to watch Saw 3, so let's just watch it.
Me: I told you I didn't care, but whatever.

5 minutes later her face was buried in the pillow and we were watching Blood Diamond

MIAdragon · 11-14-2007, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Whatever... it actually goes:

Wa-Z: What do you wanna eat?
GF: I don't know.
Wa-Z: How about a big sausage?
GF: Why, is your brother or dad coming over?

Sure-Oz · 11-14-2007, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockChalk

There must be a gene in females that causes this crap to go on. This was my monday night with a girl I used to date and am now sort of seeing again.

Keep in mind that she asked me to bring over Saw 3...

Me: So should I put the movie in?
Her: I'm not sure I want to watch it. I get really scared during movies like this.
Me: That's fine. Let's just watch something else then. What do you want to see?
Her: How about Blood Diamond? Have you seen that?
Me: Nope, sure haven't. Heard it's good. Let's watch that
Her: Okay. Well actually, why don't you put in Saw 3. I think I'll be fine.
Me: Are you sure?
Her: No let's just watch Blood Diamond.

After this she gets up and puts in Saw 3.

Me: Why did you put that in?
Her: Well you want to watch Saw 3, so let's just watch it.
Me: I told you I didn't care, but whatever.

5 minutes later her face was buried in the pillow and we were watching Blood Diamond

It's so hard for them to comprehend the obvious.

trndobrd · 11-14-2007, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

My wife is pretty good about these things.

Now my mother....

I remember that stuff driving me crazy as a teenager. The family would be in a restaurant and...

(Cut to restaurant scene)

Rain Man: What do you want as an appetizer.
Rain Man's Mom: Anything is fine.
Rain Man's Sister: No. You do this all the time. What do you want?
Mom: Anything. I like it all.
Rain Man: No. Seriously. Which of the items do you most want?
Mom: Any of them is fine. Seriously.
Sister: No, you want one thing more. Tell us what it is.
Mom: You pick.
Rain Man: No, you pick.
Mom: I can't decide.
Sister. Pick now, or we're going to get mad if you complain later.
Mom: You pick. They're all fine.
Rain Man: Let me approach it another way. We've got cheese sticks, potato skins, and onion rings on the menu. We need to order one. Is there one item that you don't want more so than the others? We need to know.
Mom: No. I like them all.
Waitress: What appetizer would you like?
Sister: Last chance, mom. Is there anything that you particularly want or don't want? Anything at all.
Mom: No. You pick.
Sister: We'll go with the potato skins.
(Five minutes later, waitress brings out potato skins.)
(Munch, munch, munch.)
Mom: Those cheese sticks sounded awfully good.

Sampler platter.

Sure-Oz · 11-14-2007, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trndobrd

Sampler platter.

I just get buffalo wings, my gf hates those when she can't decide an appetizer.

tooge · 11-14-2007, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockChalk

There must be a gene in females that causes this crap to go on. This was my monday night with a girl I used to date and am now sort of seeing again.

Keep in mind that she asked me to bring over Saw 3...

Me: So should I put the movie in?
Her: I'm not sure I want to watch it. I get really scared during movies like this.
Me: That's fine. Let's just watch something else then. What do you want to see?
Her: How about Blood Diamond? Have you seen that?
Me: Nope, sure haven't. Heard it's good. Let's watch that
Her: Okay. Well actually, why don't you put in Saw 3. I think I'll be fine.
Me: Are you sure?
Her: No let's just watch Blood Diamond.

After this she gets up and puts in Saw 3.

Me: Why did you put that in?
Her: Well you want to watch Saw 3, so let's just watch it.
Me: I told you I didn't care, but whatever.

5 minutes later her face was buried in the pillow and we were watching Blood Diamond

"Look hun, I really could give a rats ass what we watch. I am simply over here for a good lay. So you watch whatever the hell you want and when it is over we get busy. Capiche? (sp)
now that is how you handle it if you are not married.

Mr. Plow · 11-14-2007, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by RockChalk

5 minutes later her face was buried in the pillow and we were watching Blood Diamond

Since she wasn't watching the movie, you should have let her have the tubesteak.

**RockChalk** · 11-14-2007, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

Since she wasn't watching the movie, you should have let her have the tubesteak.

That typically is done but I pissed her off about 3 minutes into the movie (Saw) when I scared the sh*t out of her after she explicitly told me not to do so

Stewie · 11-14-2007, 04:56 PM

She doesn't complain about where we eat because I always carry the tray... and have coupons...

barry_smilez20 · 11-14-2007, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MIAdragon

Bump · 11-14-2007, 05:19 PM

One of my ex's was crazy when it came to going out. She would recommend a place that she just loved and I would go for it and if I didn't jump for joy with excitement and rave about how great it is she would get all depressed because she thought I hated this place she really liked. It was ridiculous and I can't believe I put up with it for a while.

Demonpenz · 11-14-2007, 05:28 PM

Well atleast she doesn't pick out the big pieces of peanut butter out of the ice cream. IF I WANTED VANILLA I WOULD HAVE PICKED UP VANILLA....COW!

**jAZ** · 11-14-2007, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trndobrd

Where did you plant the bug in my house?

I have made progress on this front recently...

Husb: Where do you want to meet for dinner?
Wife: Oh, I don't care.
Husb: El Cheapo Taco sounds good, unless you can think of something.
Wife: Uh, I got heartburn last time we went to El Cheapo Taco. How about Valentinos instead?
Husb: Sounds good to me.

I usually give 2-3 options rather than 1. But that idea works most every time.

siberian khatru · 11-14-2007, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX

Does this sound remotely familiar to anybody?

Yes, it sounds exactly like your wife -- when we're talking about having sex.

11-14-2007, 03:21 PM
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	Where Do You Want To Meet For Dinner? Husb: "Where Do You Want To Meet For Dinner?" Wife: "I don't care." Husb: "How about Jim and Nicks?" Wife: "Okay. Or we could go to Vallentinos." Husb: "Uh ... okay." Wife: "You don't want to go to Valentinos?" Husb: "No. Valentinos is fine." Wife: "Or, we could go to Jim and Nicks. Or the Green Hills Grill." Husb: "Okay. Where do you want to go?" Wife: "I don't care." Husb: "Okay. Let's go to Valentinos." Wife: "Sure. But, we haven't been to Jim and Nicks in a while." Husb: "So, you want to go to Jim and Nicks?" Wife: "Isn't that where you want to go?" Husb: "Jim and Nicks is fine." Wife: "Well, you didn't sound too excited about Valentinos." Husb: "No, not at all. Let's go to Valentinos." Wife: "No, that's okay." Husb: "Why not? I thought you wanted to go to Valentinos?" Wife: "No. Let's go to Jim and Nicks. Or The Green Hills Grill." Does this sound remotely familiar to anybody? FAX Disclaimers: Sorry if re-post.
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11-14-2007, 04:17 PM	#32
RockChalk Dirty Bit Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Lake of the Woods Casino cash: $3830002	There must be a gene in females that causes this crap to go on. This was my monday night with a girl I used to date and am now sort of seeing again. Keep in mind that she asked me to bring over Saw 3... Me: So should I put the movie in? Her: I'm not sure I want to watch it. I get really scared during movies like this. Me: That's fine. Let's just watch something else then. What do you want to see? Her: How about Blood Diamond? Have you seen that? Me: Nope, sure haven't. Heard it's good. Let's watch that Her: Okay. Well actually, why don't you put in Saw 3. I think I'll be fine. Me: Are you sure? Her: No let's just watch Blood Diamond. After this she gets up and puts in Saw 3. Me: Why did you put that in? Her: Well you want to watch Saw 3, so let's just watch it. Me: I told you I didn't care, but whatever. 5 minutes later her face was buried in the pillow and we were watching Blood Diamond
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11-14-2007, 04:56 PM	#40
Stewie MVP Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: West of the Equator Casino cash: $1899901	She doesn't complain about where we eat because I always carry the tray... and have coupons...
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11-14-2007, 05:19 PM	#42
Bump YOU take YOUR seat Join Date: Nov 2007 Casino cash: $2225105	One of my ex's was crazy when it came to going out. She would recommend a place that she just loved and I would go for it and if I didn't jump for joy with excitement and rave about how great it is she would get all depressed because she thought I hated this place she really liked. It was ridiculous and I can't believe I put up with it for a while. __________________
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11-14-2007, 05:28 PM	#43
Demonpenz I got Rice cookin in the micro Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $3112136	Well atleast she doesn't pick out the big pieces of peanut butter out of the ice cream. IF I WANTED VANILLA I WOULD HAVE PICKED UP VANILLA....COW! __________________
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