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Old 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM  
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The Joeckeling of SNR
It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:46 AM   #271
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:52 AM   #272
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**** that. I'm backing out of this shit.

I'm refuse to even risk losing any pride or self-worth, even if it's fake internet self-worth, over Luke ****ing Joeckel.

That fat piece of AIDS can go die in a ****ing fire. I hate him and everything he represents. I hate him more than Eric Winston, and I probably hate him more than Matt Cassel.

Continue your bets with the others, dude. I'm out. This shit isn't fun. It's depressing.
Why back out? You are going to win.
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:53 AM   #273
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Don't be a poor sport. Stick it out. Finish what you started. People shouldn't be allowed to start bets to prove a point, then back out when they have to back it up later.

The whole point of making a bet is to tax some bullshit you were spewing about Joeckel because you were mad.
Bullshit. Nothing has changed. The Chiefs didn't get a real QB or get a new line coach or even show us any practices. The guy isn't even a Chief yet. It wasn't like I made the bet, then saw Luke Joeckel kick ass in training camp, and go, "Uhoh, I might lose this bet!"

I'm doing it because I don't ****ing care. My heart isn't in this. Whenever I've made bets before, I had fun even when I lost. I'm cutting this shit loose before it even gets going.
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Old 04-24-2013, 12:28 PM   #274
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snr you PUSS.

We are going to use Direckshun as the pivot man this fall.

NO BACKING OUT. You're my shitty pass protection orgy bro.
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Old 04-24-2013, 12:29 PM   #275
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**** that. I'm backing out of this shit.

I'm refuse to even risk losing any pride or self-worth, even if it's fake internet self-worth, over Luke ****ing Joeckel.

That fat piece of AIDS can go die in a ****ing fire. I hate him and everything he represents. I hate him more than Eric Winston, and I probably hate him more than Matt Cassel.

Continue your bets with the others, dude. I'm out. This shit isn't fun. It's depressing.
If only Joeckel knew how much some Chiefs fans loathe him, and we haven't even picked him yet LOL.
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Old 04-24-2013, 01:58 PM   #276
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I would just like to remind all five guys who are currently locked in a bet with me that this is still a thing.

I will not tolerate welching. I will dedicate thread after thread to your utter disappointment as a poster, if I have to.
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Old 04-24-2013, 02:08 PM   #277
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Old 04-24-2013, 02:12 PM   #278
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Old 04-24-2013, 02:36 PM   #279
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Bullshit. Nothing has changed. The Chiefs didn't get a real QB or get a new line coach or even show us any practices. The guy isn't even a Chief yet. It wasn't like I made the bet, then saw Luke Joeckel kick ass in training camp, and go, "Uhoh, I might lose this bet!"

I'm doing it because I don't ****ing care. My heart isn't in this. Whenever I've made bets before, I had fun even when I lost. I'm cutting this shit loose before it even gets going.
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Old 04-24-2013, 02:41 PM   #280
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snr you PUSS.

We are going to use Direckshun as the pivot man this fall.

NO BACKING OUT. You're my shitty pass protection orgy bro.
Fine. I'll do it. I won't be too overjoyed if I win, and if I lose I probably won't put up as big of an act that I thought I would.
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Old 04-24-2013, 02:57 PM   #281
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I didn't understand that post until you posted this reply. Wow what a jerk.
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Old 04-24-2013, 04:45 PM   #282
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Fine. I'll do it. I won't be too overjoyed if I win, and if I lose I probably won't put up as big of an act that I thought I would.
Way to man up.
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Old 04-24-2013, 05:25 PM   #285
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I would just like to remind all five guys who are currently locked in a bet with me that this is still a thing.

I will not tolerate welching. I will dedicate thread after thread to your utter disappointment as a poster, if I have to.
I totally had this vision of a Chihuahua barking while I was reading this.
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