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Old 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM  
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The Joeckeling of SNR
It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Old 09-23-2013, 08:17 PM   #391
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Old 09-23-2013, 08:17 PM   #392
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Old 09-23-2013, 08:18 PM   #393
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How's Hudson doing? I can never tell if he's doing okay or not. I think that means he's keeping out of trouble, though I could be dead wrong.
PFF likes him so far. He's somewhere around 5th among NFL centers at the moment. That's from memory so I might be a little off.
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Old 09-23-2013, 08:18 PM   #394
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Seriously, Direckshun, why have you not seen this ****ing movie?

There Will Be Blood. Daniel Day Lewis won best actor for it.

Quit watching Futurama and Holocaust documentaries and watch this movie. You can come back to them later.
I really haven't. I need to.

And don't shit on Futurama or Holocaust documentaries. Between those two, the best and the worst of humanity is on display.
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Old 09-23-2013, 08:19 PM   #395
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Old 09-23-2013, 08:20 PM   #396
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How's Hudson doing? I can never tell if he's doing okay or not. I think that means he's keeping out of trouble, though I could be dead wrong.
He's the 4th ranked Center.


But I understand opinions about him are mixed on here.
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Old 09-23-2013, 09:20 PM   #397
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Old 09-23-2013, 09:28 PM   #398
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I really haven't. I need to.

And don't shit on Futurama or Holocaust documentaries. Between those two, the best and the worst of humanity is on display.
Ehh, I need to apologize for that. By doing that I broke one of my own rules.

I'm constantly telling people to go **** themselves when they act astounded that I haven't seen something. Annoys the piss out of me.

"You mean you haven't seen X???!!!!" where X is any of the following:

Breaking Bad
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No, ****face, I haven't seen any of those yet. I'll start watching them when you stop being a fat cancerous piece of AIDS on the anus of humanity. How about that?
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Old 09-23-2013, 09:36 PM   #399
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Now now.

Don't Joeckel yourself up.
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Old 09-23-2013, 10:47 PM   #400
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He's the 4th ranked Center.


But I understand opinions about him are mixed on here.
Because some of our illustrious game day analysts stated that he was getting his shit pushed in during the preseason.

These are also the same people who state that Alex Smith needs to be replaced and that Jon Asamoah and Brandon Albert are high quality offensive linemen.

There were also responsible for giving Glenn Dorsey a weekly reach around for four years.

They also wanted to use a first round, top five pick on Jimmy Clausen.

Hudson has been one of two bright spots on the offensive line through three games, with Schwartz being the other. The rest of them are struggling in both run and pass blocking.
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Old 09-23-2013, 11:40 PM   #401
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Albert's pretty high quality. You've ended up being quite the buffoon on him. And he's having another quality season so far.
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Old 09-24-2013, 08:08 AM   #402
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Albert's pretty high quality. You've ended up being quite the buffoon on him. And he's having another quality season so far.
And will be here next year. This is HIS line now; deal with it bitches.
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Albert's pretty high quality. You've ended up being quite the buffoon on him. And he's having another quality season so far.
You look like a fffoooool, don't you Tilford?
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Old 09-30-2013, 06:41 PM   #404
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Sorry friends. Luke Joeckel did not allow a sack this week. He still gave up 4 QB hurries though. Sucks.
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