Poop So, Buster Hymen Got Popped.... - Page 8

'Hamas' Jenkins · 01-02-2010, 12:15 PM

Buster Hymen

Banned

Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Ks
Casino cash: $20663

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-02-2010, 09:37 PM

Here I sit with all my muster
Tried to shit
But only Bustered

Frankie · 01-02-2010, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX

You can take the dickhead out of the junior high school, but you can't take the junior high school out of the dickhead.

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Originally Posted by FAX

Unless, of course, you are a skilled surgeon with a real sharp knife and those big tweezer things, in which case you make an incision right above the left ear then, using the electric cranial saw, you remove a sizable chunk of skull then insert your big tweezer things inside the hole you just made, jiggle it around a little bit, grab a large chunk of squiggly brain matter, and pull like hell. With luck, you'll remove the junior high schooladula putting an abrupt end to both the dickhead's education and naughty behavior.

FAX

Over-Head · 01-02-2010, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ

Oh no, I didn't mean that. It just surprised me. I'm all the time finding out shit here that seems to be common knowledge to everyone but me. For having spent over 9 years here, I'm amazingly ignorant.

You aint the only one

**Bwana** · 01-02-2010, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

these neg reps are acceptable:

From Bwana: "Go suck a bag of dick, you weak till, limp nipple, drunken piece of shit."

But threatening to beat people up is a big no-no!

Um, I left that after you left this little gem: "I'm going to jerk off to you sucking my cock later"

Now go **** yourself..........pussy.

milkman · 01-02-2010, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

I have to disagree with that statement, Fraz. About the two you are mentioning as examples I don't recall big nasty fights between Hamas and I, but I do with Dane. And it has always stemmed from uninvited insults. Another one that you have not mentioned has habitually done the same. Just a couple of days ago he even neg-repped me on this post, "The only WR I want to see among our draftees is a late round surprise." This was his neg rep comment: "Just cause I'm a dick and like to sucker punch useless bastards." Now if the neg-rep was about the substance of what I said, I'd have no problem with it. But getting petty and personal is the work of a low-life. I don't recall BH giving me a lot of nasty shit, but obviously you and others think he is one as I described.

Some people can't help but be nasty and are stupid enough to think it equals strength.

Don't be afraid.

I was the one that did that, and it's because you're a whiney little bitch.

Hootie · 01-02-2010, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

Um, I left that after you left this little gem: "I'm going to jerk off to you sucking my cock later"

Now go **** yourself..........pussy.

I meant I was going to jerk off to the visualization of me gently coating your throat with my float...my bad.

Frazod · 01-02-2010, 10:48 PM

Hootie always cracks me up in threads like this. About the only thing everybody here can agree on is that he's a douche, yet he carries on like his opinion is the most valued on the board.

**DeezNutz** · 01-02-2010, 10:49 PM

I think Hootie realizes he acts like a complete douche, but he finds it amusing and embraces it.

Like him or not, there's no pretense with Hootie.

Hootie · 01-02-2010, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Hootie always cracks me up in threads like this. About the only thing everybody here can agree on is that he's a douche, yet he carries on like his opinion is the most valued on the board.

I do think of myself as the voice of reason...

Hamas and Dane are too one dimensional...

At least I have style.

wild1 · 01-02-2010, 10:56 PM

You strike me as that kind of guy who never makes a correct decision in any area of life no matter how big or small, and yet somehow never ends up in prison or dead in a ditch like everyone swears they eventually will. In a way, amusing, in a way... you just kind of gawk.

Hootie · 01-02-2010, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz

I think Hootie realizes he acts like a complete douche, but he finds it amusing and embraces it.

Like him or not, there's no pretense with Hootie.

I disagree.

I can't believe how serious a lot of people take interactions on this message board.

It's hysterical. Like that Bwana fella LEGITIMATELY dislikes me...leaves me weird ass neg rep comments twice a week talking about limp nipples or some shit...

The hypocrisy of the board cracks me up...and the problem with the idiots I always bash heads with is they try to get under my skin but then I'll just throw out a comment about sucking off my uncle and then they just get super confused and don't know what to do...

Unlike Hamas and Dane...you'll never see me beat red on the other side of the keyboard thinking of creative insults to rebut with so ROR can follow me around and pos rep me and post smiley faces and tell me how much Hamas "pwned" me...

I rather call them like I see them then be a Dane/Hamas groupie yearning for that one pos rep a week that says "dude you are a super cool poster"...although gaining Dane's approval was originally my #1 goal on this website when I signed up, it has since moved to #3 behind sharing a dinner and a movie with Frazod, and riding a horse countryside with Bwana while talking about John Deere tractors and hunting knives.

I still plan on accomplishing all 3 goals.

Hootie · 01-02-2010, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by wild1

You strike me as that kind of guy who never makes a correct decision in any area of life no matter how big or small, and yet somehow never ends up in prison or dead in a ditch like everyone swears they eventually will. In a way, amusing, in a way... you just kind of gawk.

Again, disagree...

I work as a server in a restaurant and the other day a table of 4 Mexicans came in and the 16 year old hostess has a crush on me I think...and even though it was my turn in the rotation I told her to give it to this other bitch I work with no one likes...

The next table was two hot girls, and naturally the hostess knows where to seat them...

The Mexicans stiff the girl we don't like, and the two chicks give me a nice, big, healthy tip (probably because of all the free booze I gave them)...

Now this strikes me as a correct decision...so I'm going to have to reject your hypothesis.

*I was going to say blacks instead of mexicans but I think I'm on a slippery slope when it comes to that...

**The above story was totally, completely, 100% made up.

**DeezNutz** · 01-02-2010, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

I disagree.

I can't believe how serious a lot of people take interactions on this message board.

It's hysterical. Like that Bwana fella LEGITIMATELY dislikes me...leaves me weird ass neg rep comments twice a week talking about limp nipples or some shit...

The hypocrisy of the board cracks me up...and the problem with the idiots I always bash heads with is they try to get under my skin but then I'll just throw out a comment about sucking off my uncle and then they just get super confused and don't know what to do...

Unlike Hamas and Dane...you'll never see me beat red on the other side of the keyboard thinking of creative insults to rebut with so ROR can follow me around and pos rep me and post smiley faces and tell me how much Hamas "pwned" me...

I rather call them like I see them then be a Dane/Hamas groupie yearning for that one pos rep a week that says "dude you are a super cool poster"...although gaining Dane's approval was originally my #1 goal on this website when I signed up, it has since moved to #3 behind sharing a dinner and a movie with Frazod, and riding a horse countryside with Bwana while talking about John Deere tractors and hunting knives.

I still plan on accomplishing all 3 goals.

This is what I was alluding to. Comments like the bold that are meant to **** with people but that ultimately end up feeding into the image of Hootie douche.

You feed the monster. And the kind of rep. messages that you're leaving are a tiny bit different from the ones saying the standard, "Go **** yourself."

You see them as one in the same, but the majority won't.

Fraz might take you on a date, though. Dinners aren't free, remember.

Hootie · 01-02-2010, 11:04 PM

I think I'm going to start posting footnotes style. Something new to incorporate for the New Years...

WilliamTheIrish · 01-02-2010, 11:06 PM

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I can't believe how serious a lot of people take interactions on this message board...

You post this a lot.

You seem extremely concerned about how concerned people should be about how they shouldn't be concerned about the un-serious nature of you life.

Seriously.

01-02-2010, 12:15 PM
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01-02-2010, 10:48 PM	#112
Frazod WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $3135085	Hootie always cracks me up in threads like this. About the only thing everybody here can agree on is that he's a douche, yet he carries on like his opinion is the most valued on the board.
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01-02-2010, 10:56 PM	#115
wild1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: 31040 Casino cash: $10004900	You strike me as that kind of guy who never makes a correct decision in any area of life no matter how big or small, and yet somehow never ends up in prison or dead in a ditch like everyone swears they eventually will. In a way, amusing, in a way... you just kind of gawk.
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01-02-2010, 11:04 PM	#119
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I think I'm going to start posting footnotes style. Something new to incorporate for the New Years...
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