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Old 02-25-2007, 08:03 PM  
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I'm done masturbating

Usually at sporting events(Chiefs-Royals-Brigade games) me and friends usually tailgate and get pretty horny before the games... We've always gotten off before bowling tournaments also...

But I just don't find it fun anymore... I don't enjoy getting all screwed up and not having fun while inside watching the games... My bowling this year has gone to hell in a hand basket... I bet I've won half the money I did last year... I didn't use to masturbate during tournaments, but here lately I've indulged quite a bit.

I don't masturbate at home, and I bet I've been out to a peep show maybe 5 times in the last 10 years... So, I know I don't have a masturbating problem... I just have a "sports" jerking problem...

April is a big month... We're heading to Springfield to bowl in a pretty big tournament... The guys going with me are party fools !!!! I think I'll be designated fluffer that weekend !!!!

Anyone else on here just seem to masturbate mostly during sporting events and not at home ???
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Old 02-25-2007, 11:22 PM   #76
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GoChiefs, if you are comfortable with being Gay thats fine with me. Dont try to deflect now.
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Old 02-25-2007, 11:26 PM   #77
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I'm not deflecting. I'd just like you to answer my question.
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Old 02-25-2007, 11:26 PM   #78
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Old 02-25-2007, 11:27 PM   #79
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Looks worthless, unless it comes with a sock that isn't advertised.
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Old 02-25-2007, 11:28 PM   #80
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Wow, the idea of GoChiefs masturbating prompted Believer's first post in over two weeks. Very interesting...
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Old 02-25-2007, 11:29 PM   #81
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Looks worthless, unless it comes with a sock that isn't advertised.
I think the "condom" is meant as a upgrade over the sock...
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Old 02-25-2007, 11:30 PM   #82
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I think the "condom" is meant as a upgrade over the sock...
I thought you were supposed to wear the condom over the sock...
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I thought you were supposed to wear the condom over the sock...
If you prefer more friction, I suppose it could work that way...








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Old 02-25-2007, 11:36 PM   #84
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I think the "condom" is meant as a upgrade over the sock...
All I'm saying is that the little wetnap included isn't nearly enough for cleanup.
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Old 02-25-2007, 11:55 PM   #85
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Alot of people do.

Ok, where the hell is Parcells at. This one is his fav.



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I can't believe you posted that for GC and not me..

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Old 02-26-2007, 12:17 AM   #86
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i dont see the others making their proclamations regarding it. only you are the known Pee Wee Herman here. Swim in it.
I masturbate quite a bit. But we've already established that as a sin.

I have another question... is it still a sin if my wife masturbates for me? To be specific, I get all the pleasure but I'm not doing any of the work or the sinning; she's doing the stroking, the sucking, and the jacking. If that is, then what if she masturbates me when I'm asleep? What if she masturbates me but holds off the fireworks just at the end and then we have normal, healthy, marital sex. Which part of masturbating is the sinful part? Is it the pleasure, the ejaculation, the act of doing it, and why is it sinful? I know why catholics believe it is sinful, but we haven't established if you're catholic or not. Going back to a previous question, what if my wife ties me up to the bed S&M style and plays sensual sex games with me, and I tell her I don't want to be masturbated but she does it anyway? Is raping masturbation considered sinful on my part?

Okay, that was more than one question, but do the best you can. I'd appreciate any and all help you can give.

Thanks.
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Well, SNR, I am certainly no authority on christian mythologies but I believe the wasting of your seed is the sin part.

Also, while your wife can give you a handjob, I am pretty sure she cannot masturbate you.
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Well, SNR, I am certainly no authority on christian mythologies but I believe the wasting of your seed is the sin part.

Also, while your wife can give you a handjob, I am pretty sure she cannot masturbate you.
Really? I was raised Lutheran and I was never taught that. I thought that was just reserved for more conservative denominations of Christianity.
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sure, if you say so.
just like the typical "holier than thou" type christian.... Gotta love ignorance and hypocricy at their worst... pardon the spelling, its kind of late
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