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02-09-2011, 01:29 AM | #31 |
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02-09-2011, 03:11 AM | #32 |
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I think they make one in S&M leather called a "Nice Package Bear" (no joke).
And I've been to the factory. It's cute. (Was spending a long weekend with the wife in VT, she wanted to see it.) |
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02-09-2011, 05:02 AM | #33 | |
Kindness in words...
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I bought my wife a $9,000 engagement ring. A couple of years after that, I got her a $5,000 wedding band to match it. Couple that with the several necklaces that were over $2,000 each, a couple more expensive rings for some of the other fingers that were lonely for jewelry... Also some diamond earings, some art glass shit that was insanely expensive, etc. I also got the pleasure of paying for her divorce attorney, half of the equity in the house, 50% of my retirement, etc., etc., etc.... Hindsight being 20/20 and all, I'd recommend the shitty stuffed bear. |
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02-09-2011, 06:58 AM | #34 |
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Hand it over, Donger
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02-09-2011, 07:38 AM | #35 |
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02-09-2011, 07:48 AM | #36 |
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By "lady" do you mean an 8 year old?
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02-09-2011, 08:22 AM | #37 |
Fish are scared of me
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Still looking at the ticket to Pakistan option. **** any damn Teddy Bear !
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02-09-2011, 08:24 AM | #38 | |
Fish are scared of me
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02-09-2011, 08:24 AM | #39 |
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At first blush I thought it was a bad idea. But is $100 for a stuffed bear any worse than $40 - $60 for dying botany?
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02-09-2011, 08:33 AM | #40 | |
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02-09-2011, 09:52 AM | #41 |
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Didn't you post a thread just like this a year or two ago?
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02-09-2011, 09:54 AM | #42 |
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I would, but my wife's not 14 years old.
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02-09-2011, 10:04 AM | #43 |
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I don't know about a Vermont Teddy Bear, but I have given your wife a couple of Cleveland Steamers and she loved them.
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