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Old 08-05-2008, 12:57 PM  
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A celebration of great and raunchy songs...
Usually, when an artist writes a song that's extremely sexually explicit, its a gimmick to make up for that artist's lack of talent. One example that comes to mind is Khia's "My Kneck, My Back."

This thread is meant to recognize the rare exceptions, the few songs that are both raunchy and awesome.

Take, for example, the Kings of Leon's song "Soft," about a man who has inebriated sex with a woman, can't climax because he's so drunk and ends up going... well.
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:58 PM   #2
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:04 PM   #3
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With lines like the following, this shit used to crack me up in high school:
Evil E was out coolin' with a freak one night
****ed the bitch with a flashlight
Pulled it out and left the batteries in
So he could get a charge when he begin
Used his dick, the shit was tight
Bitch's titties start blinkin' like tail lights
Rolled her over to change a connection
The bitch's ugly face cold spoiled his erection
I'm the Ice rhymer, a big timer
And yes I'm a pimp and a player and a hustler and kinda
A mack and a poet, impressive I know it
Don't only rhyme for *****s cos I live my life co-ed
On the mic it's livin' breathin' hype
A 1989 type Dolemite
Cool mother****er, word
Call me The Ice...or just The Iceberg

Verse 3

Charlie Jamm ****ed a freak on a ski-lift
10 below, gave her the dick
It was cold and she said Quit!
Charlie Jamm said Bullshit!
She said Oh, oh, oh my god!
Charlie's dick was frozen hard
But she said she never felt it
Maybe Charlie's dick melted
Yes, I'm the rhyme kicker, the hard liquor
Parental Guidance Sticker? Yeah, I'm the *****
Triple X is how I rate
I'm the one your parents hate
I'm as cold as cold can get
Under pressure never sweat
Cool mother****er, word
Call me The Ice...or just The Iceberg
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