Turn ons

[Lonewolf Ed]

Originally Posted by H5N1

no woman should EVER have a freaking problem picking up a guy. seriously. interested in his package? tell him. either he'll want to do the horizontal mambo or he won't.

if you grab his junk, he won't sue for sexual harassment. trust me.

So, if I was sitting in some bar and a woman, no matter how hot, just came up and grabbed my junk, I'd either think she was plastered out of her head, insane, or she was trying to make a fool out of me and then when I responded all of her friends would point at me and shout, "YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED!"