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**Gonzo** · 08-15-2011, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by DenverChief

Congrats! What state? What dept if you don't mind me asking..PM me if you wanna keep it under the radar

NE hwy patrol, I haven't decided if I'm going to take it or not. Their wages are shit for the 1st 2 years.
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rageeumr · 08-15-2011, 07:30 AM

I think I could be a Leawood cop on a weekday. KCMO, not a chance.

Frazod · 08-15-2011, 08:20 AM

Only if I could shoot people who drive slow in the fast lane.

**Gonzo** · 08-15-2011, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Only if I could shoot innocent appliances.

Fyp
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Frazod · 08-15-2011, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Fyp
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You don't need to be a cop to that.

**luv** · 08-15-2011, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

You don't need to be a cop to that.

I'm pretty sure you don't have to be a cop to do what you suggested either.

Frazod · 08-15-2011, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by luv

I'm pretty sure you don't have to be a cop to do what you suggested either.

Probably a lot easier to get away with what I did.

**luv** · 08-15-2011, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Probably a lot easier to get away with what I did.

Why be a cop when you can pay a cop?

boogblaster · 08-15-2011, 10:47 AM

in large cites yea they are needed .. out here in the sticks no .. all they do is write traffic tics and screw with kids smoking pot ....

philfree · 08-15-2011, 10:49 AM

I disagree with to many laws that I'd would have to enforce so no.

tooge · 08-15-2011, 11:43 AM

where'd you get that bike you little thief? tazes little black kid
a bit more realistic

DenverChief · 08-15-2011, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

NE hwy patrol, I haven't decided if I'm going to take it or not. Their wages are shit for the 1st 2 years.
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I guess it all depends on your level of desire to get in law enforcement. I wouldn't turn down a firm offer from anywhere these days

crazycoffey · 08-15-2011, 12:30 PM

Last night we get a call from a 19 year old that got a little ruffed up by some guy who didn't like the 19 year old driving fast in his neighborhood. Quiet street, don't blame the older guy for what was pissing him off, but of course had to say he didn't have the right to go into the street and stop a random stranger, reach into the window and grab the kid by the shirt while yelling at him to slow down.

Deal is, the kid called us and wanted to press charges. Second problem, when I first approach the older dude (who lived in this rich area of town) I smell he'd been drinking and he was being very loud, obnoxious and verbally combative with me. Called me every name in the book, and started walking away three times while I was trying to figure out what had all happened.

He was starting to get pretty aggressive and bowing his chest out at me, you know - remember high school, someone probably did this to you at one time or another. I know I had every right to cuff him for his, mine, the kid's safety, but I didn't.

Anyway, I'm glad I didn't, it ends up he's a senior exec at a BIG banking institution, even if I was right, I probably would have been up to my eyeballs in lawsuits for the rest of my life.

Now, someone up on the "north" side of town does that, well - they'd probably have a gun or drugs or warrants anyway, so it'd all be ok to get tough with that shithead, right? (last paragraph is a joke, in before it's taken serious)

I wonder if the rich guy could've taken care of a credit card from his institution for me? Maybe I should have just started harassing the kid and started auctioning off some options. "for 100 I'll pepper spray him, for 1000, I'll let you taze him!"

Ok, so I'm done rambling. Up for 24 hours.

DenverChief · 08-15-2011, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

Last night we get a call from a 19 year old that got a little ruffed up by some guy who didn't like the 19 year old driving fast in his neighborhood. Quiet street, don't blame the older guy for what was pissing him off, but of course had to say he didn't have the right to go into the street and stop a random stranger, reach into the window and grab the kid by the shirt while yelling at him to slow down.

Deal is, the kid called us and wanted to press charges. Second problem, when I first approach the older dude (who lived in this rich area of town) I smell he'd been drinking and he was being very loud, obnoxious and verbally combative with me. Called me every name in the book, and started walking away three times while I was trying to figure out what had all happened.

He was starting to get pretty aggressive and bowing his chest out at me, you know - remember high school, someone probably did this to you at one time or another. I know I had every right to cuff him for his, mine, the kid's safety, but I didn't.

Anyway, I'm glad I didn't, it ends up he's a senior exec at a BIG banking institution, even if I was right, I probably would have been up to my eyeballs in lawsuits for the rest of my life.

Now, someone up on the "north" side of town does that, well - they'd probably have a gun or drugs or warrants anyway, so it'd all be ok to get tough with that shithead, right? (last paragraph is a joke, in before it's taken serious)

I wonder if the rich guy could've taken care of a credit card from his institution for me? Maybe I should have just started harassing the kid and started auctioning off some options. "for 100 I'll pepper spray him, for 1000, I'll let you taze him!"

Ok, so I'm done rambling. Up for 24 hours.

. Gotta love it....

Fish · 08-15-2011, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

Last night we get a call from a 19 year old that got a little ruffed up by some guy who didn't like the 19 year old driving fast in his neighborhood. Quiet street, don't blame the older guy for what was pissing him off, but of course had to say he didn't have the right to go into the street and stop a random stranger, reach into the window and grab the kid by the shirt while yelling at him to slow down.

Deal is, the kid called us and wanted to press charges. Second problem, when I first approach the older dude (who lived in this rich area of town) I smell he'd been drinking and he was being very loud, obnoxious and verbally combative with me. Called me every name in the book, and started walking away three times while I was trying to figure out what had all happened.

He was starting to get pretty aggressive and bowing his chest out at me, you know - remember high school, someone probably did this to you at one time or another. I know I had every right to cuff him for his, mine, the kid's safety, but I didn't.

Anyway, I'm glad I didn't, it ends up he's a senior exec at a BIG banking institution, even if I was right, I probably would have been up to my eyeballs in lawsuits for the rest of my life.

Now, someone up on the "north" side of town does that, well - they'd probably have a gun or drugs or warrants anyway, so it'd all be ok to get tough with that shithead, right? (last paragraph is a joke, in before it's taken serious)

I wonder if the rich guy could've taken care of a credit card from his institution for me? Maybe I should have just started harassing the kid and started auctioning off some options. "for 100 I'll pepper spray him, for 1000, I'll let you taze him!"

Ok, so I'm done rambling. Up for 24 hours.

Rich people get leniency for fear of lawsuits? What are you saying here dude? Get some rest........

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08-15-2011, 11:43 AM	#41
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08-15-2011, 12:30 PM	#43
crazycoffey .......... Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $5207901	Last night we get a call from a 19 year old that got a little ruffed up by some guy who didn't like the 19 year old driving fast in his neighborhood. Quiet street, don't blame the older guy for what was pissing him off, but of course had to say he didn't have the right to go into the street and stop a random stranger, reach into the window and grab the kid by the shirt while yelling at him to slow down. Deal is, the kid called us and wanted to press charges. Second problem, when I first approach the older dude (who lived in this rich area of town) I smell he'd been drinking and he was being very loud, obnoxious and verbally combative with me. Called me every name in the book, and started walking away three times while I was trying to figure out what had all happened. He was starting to get pretty aggressive and bowing his chest out at me, you know - remember high school, someone probably did this to you at one time or another. I know I had every right to cuff him for his, mine, the kid's safety, but I didn't. Anyway, I'm glad I didn't, it ends up he's a senior exec at a BIG banking institution, even if I was right, I probably would have been up to my eyeballs in lawsuits for the rest of my life. Now, someone up on the "north" side of town does that, well - they'd probably have a gun or drugs or warrants anyway, so it'd all be ok to get tough with that shithead, right? (last paragraph is a joke, in before it's taken serious) I wonder if the rich guy could've taken care of a credit card from his institution for me? Maybe I should have just started harassing the kid and started auctioning off some options. "for 100 I'll pepper spray him, for 1000, I'll let you taze him!" Ok, so I'm done rambling. Up for 24 hours.
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